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For those who like statistics . . . - Carsman - 09-08-2016
. . . . . . . saw this little chuckle elsewhere, and it's kinda true.
FULL BODY SCANS AT AIRPORTS:
TSA disclosed the following Airport Screening Results
December 2014 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening From:
Transvestites .................................................. ...................133
Hernias .................................................. .........................1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases .................................................. .........3,172
Enlarged Prostates .................................................. ........8,249
Breast Implants .................................................. ..........59,350
Natural Blondes .................................................. ..................3
Terrorists Discovered........................................ ...................0
It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls at all.
RE: For those who like statistics . . . - Duchess - 09-08-2016
(09-08-2016, 12:05 PM)Carsman Wrote: It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls at all.
I discovered that this year.
RE: For those who like statistics . . . - Donovan - 09-08-2016
Would have been funnier if the breast implants were an odd number.
RE: For those who like statistics . . . - Carsman - 09-08-2016
(09-08-2016, 05:11 PM)Duchess Wrote:(09-08-2016, 12:05 PM)Carsman Wrote: It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls at all.
I discovered that this year.
Right, and you didn't even need a body scanner!
RE: For those who like statistics . . . - Blindgreed1 - 09-13-2016
(09-08-2016, 06:51 PM)Donovan Wrote: Would have been funnier if the breast implants were an odd number.I don't see the humor in breast cancer.
RE: For those who like statistics . . . - Clang McFly - 09-13-2016
(09-13-2016, 12:56 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:(09-08-2016, 06:51 PM)Donovan Wrote: Would have been funnier if the breast implants were an odd number.I don't see the humor in breast cancer.
Me neither. Its not my areola of expertise. I'd rather do the breaststroke in Lake Titicaca. If I had a nipple for every time someone poked funbags at breast cancer I'd be a bazongasnaire.
RE: For those who like statistics . . . - Duchess - 09-13-2016
RE: For those who like statistics . . . - Carsman - 09-13-2016
(09-13-2016, 12:56 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:(09-08-2016, 06:51 PM)Donovan Wrote: Would have been funnier if the breast implants were an odd number.I don't see the humor in breast cancer.
Breast cancer is a nasty thing, no one is poking humor in that!
Breast cancer patients get 're constrictive surgery, if desired.
It was poked at elected attention getting large breast implants.