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REGULAR SEX... - Duchess - 09-19-2016



...is healthy for older women, riskier for older men.

Forewarned is forearmed.

RE: REGULAR SEX... - Blindgreed1 - 09-19-2016

(09-19-2016, 12:32 PM)Duchess Wrote:

...is healthy for older women, riskier for older men.

Forewarned is forearmed.
That's why you have to keep mixing it up. Keeps you both healthy and on your toes/back.

RE: REGULAR SEX... - Maggot - 09-19-2016

I'm willing to take the risk. Call me a daredevil call me horny all the time but the risk is a non issue.

RE: REGULAR SEX... - Duchess - 09-19-2016



I think many people will see it as a non-issue. I'm not sure why it was considered worthy of a headline on my welcome screen. 78

RE: REGULAR SEX... - BigMark - 09-19-2016

Thank god, so kinky is better!

RE: REGULAR SEX... - SIXFOOTERsez - 09-19-2016

Fuckit, got to die of something, and that would be epic

RE: REGULAR SEX... - Carsman - 09-19-2016

Not really any other better way to go! Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

RE: REGULAR SEX... - Duchess - 09-19-2016



In French, orgasm means little death.

RE: REGULAR SEX... - Blindgreed1 - 09-19-2016

That explains OH GOD... OH GOD... Oh GOD... OOOOOOhhhhh God...

RE: REGULAR SEX... - Carsman - 09-19-2016

In English, orgasm means oh la la! Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

RE: REGULAR SEX... - Clang McFly - 09-19-2016

(09-19-2016, 01:48 PM)Maggot Wrote: I'm willing to take the risk. Call me a daredevil call me horny all the time but the risk is a non issue.

Agreed. I gots to get laid before I get laid in the ground.

RE: REGULAR SEX... - Clang McFly - 09-19-2016

(09-19-2016, 02:05 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I think many people will see it as a non-issue. I'm not sure why it was considered worthy of a headline on my welcome screen. 78

They want to scare old virgins like me to dust off our bones before we're dust and bones.

RE: REGULAR SEX... - Carsman - 09-20-2016

Sooooooooo, curious, is getting a "hand job" considered SEX?

Or just a happy hand shake?

RE: REGULAR SEX... - Clang McFly - 09-20-2016

(09-20-2016, 08:16 AM)Carsman Wrote: Sooooooooo, curious, is getting a "hand job" considered SEX?

Or just a happy hand shake?

Jerking off is SEX so having a stranger do it is still SEX.

RE: REGULAR SEX... - Midwest Spy - 09-29-2016

(09-19-2016, 12:32 PM)Duchess Wrote:

...is healthy for older women, riskier for older men.

Forewarned is forearmed.

When does 'older' start?

My gal and I are banging like newlyweds lately.

I feel pretty dang good!

RE: REGULAR SEX... - Duchess - 09-29-2016

(09-29-2016, 11:56 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: When does 'older' start?


According to google it's middle aged and when I asked how old middle age is, it said the years between 45-65.

Weird that 65 is considered middle aged.

That was just one google search. Someone else may find something different.

RE: REGULAR SEX... - Carsman - 09-29-2016

(09-29-2016, 12:07 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(09-29-2016, 11:56 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: When does 'older' start?


According to google it's middle aged and when I asked how old middle age is, it said the years between 45-65.
Weird that 65 is considered middle aged.

That was just one google search. Someone else may find something different.

Probably published by AARP! hah

(As I've said before: Old Age is 20 years older than you actually are)

RE: REGULAR SEX... - Clang McFly - 09-29-2016

(09-29-2016, 12:07 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(09-29-2016, 11:56 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: When does 'older' start?


According to google it's middle aged and when I asked how old middle age is, it said the years between 45-65.

Weird that 65 is considered middle aged.

That was just one google search. Someone else may find something different.

Dammit. I don't want to be called old, but I'm 43....stop calling me boy.

RE: REGULAR SEX... - Duchess - 09-29-2016

(09-29-2016, 06:59 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: stop calling me boy.

Whatever you want, ya cranky old fuck.

RE: REGULAR SEX... - Clang McFly - 09-29-2016

(09-29-2016, 07:04 PM)Duchess Wrote: cranky old fuck.

No, that's my Dad.