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RE: 79 DAYS... - MirahM - 10-18-2019
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RE: 79 DAYS... - Maggot - 10-19-2019
I could have been a sculptor, eh......but then again no.
RE: 79 DAYS... - Duchess - 10-29-2019
So..I've been doing some stuff. It's early I know, but November 1 is Friday and I don't expect any house guests until Thanksgiving so no one will know except for all of you and I'm okay with y'all thinking I'm a crazy old bat. I pulled out my new tree and the matching mantle garland. That's all I've done though, I threw the garland on a mantle and put the tree up in the den. None of it is decorated. There. I had to tell somebody and you're it. I'm not telling anyone else, they'll look at me funny.
RE: 79 DAYS... - Maggot - 10-30-2019
You didn't do much all you did was.........
Take out the tree
set it up
take out the garland
put it on the mantle
It's Oct 30th you sicko!
RE: 79 DAYS... - Duchess - 10-30-2019
Yeah, but I'm your sicko.
RE: 79 DAYS... - BigMark - 10-30-2019
You put the ick in sick,
RE: 79 DAYS... - Duchess - 10-30-2019
*fluffs hair*
RE: 79 DAYS... - Maggot - 10-30-2019
(10-30-2019, 11:08 AM)Duchess Wrote:
Yeah you are and a cute one.
RE: 79 DAYS... - sally - 11-01-2019
There is a company that will come out and put up Christmas lights and decorations at your house and then come back and take them all down. Packages start at $850.00. I'm thinking about hiring them to light this bitch up for the holidays. Show the neighbors how it's really done.
RE: 79 DAYS... - BigMark - 11-01-2019
I had a service put up my lights once, one year I fell off the fucking ladder.
RE: 79 DAYS... - Maggot - 11-01-2019
(11-01-2019, 10:34 AM)sally Wrote: There is a company that will come out and put up Christmas lights and decorations at your house and then come back and take them all down. Packages start at $850.00. I'm thinking about hiring them to light this bitch up for the holidays. Show the neighbors how it's really done.
Why not just shine a spotlight on your bare ass and light up the place like Hiroshima.
RE: 79 DAYS... - BigMark - 11-01-2019
she put the ass in sass.
RE: 79 DAYS... - sally - 11-01-2019
I haven't fallen off a ladder yet, but the one year that I really went all out I was up until 2 in the morning putting lights on the oak tree. My husband came out all grumpy and called me a crackhead.
RE: 79 DAYS... - Duchess - 11-01-2019
(11-01-2019, 10:34 AM)sally Wrote: There is a company that will come out and put up Christmas lights and decorations at your house and then come back and take them all down.
They do that here too and some of the packages available are quite elaborate. I love all that stuff. Love it.
RE: 79 DAYS... - Duchess - 11-01-2019
...and once all the homes are decorated I get high as a kite and get somebody to drive my fat ass around so I can look at all the homes decked out in their holiday glory.
RE: 79 DAYS... - BigMark - 11-01-2019
Nearby street.
RE: 79 DAYS... - Duchess - 11-01-2019
Super cool and hot chocolate too!
RE: 79 DAYS... - BigMark - 11-10-2019
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RE: 79 DAYS... - Duchess - 11-10-2019
Boring ass gifts. Do better, Santa.
I want a goat!
RE: 79 DAYS... - sally - 11-10-2019
Someone posted in lost and found pets that there is a goat roaming around town. If no one claims it as their pet I will go and catch it for you.