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RE: 79 DAYS... - MirahM - 12-22-2021
(12-19-2021, 05:26 PM)Maggot Wrote:Mirah was the one that said thats what she would rather talk about. Just fanning the flames of desire here.
I don't think I said, "rather" I did say I wouldn't be talking about politics and so I said what else is left, but food, sex and nature. Or something like that.
But y'all are doing a great job! I'm lovin it!
RE: 79 DAYS... - MirahM - 12-22-2021
(12-19-2021, 07:32 PM)sally Wrote: Well what's done is done. Has anyone ever rubbed out one on Christmas day? It seems really wrong.
I am sure I have.
*edit*
also I am sure there was a conversation here once where we were talking about Christmas and coming and Jesus all in the same paragraph and I said it made me feel guilty and I am pretty sure it was Fry Guy who said, "Why would you feel guilty?"
RE: 79 DAYS... - pyropappy - 12-22-2021
![[Image: aladdin-taught-me-that-good-things-happe...687655.png]](https://pics.me.me/aladdin-taught-me-that-good-things-happen-to-those-who-25687655.png)
does it truly matter what day it is?
RE: 79 DAYS... - sally - 12-22-2021
I guess if you're home alone it doesn't matter, but how are you going to be jerking off while grandma and everybody is out in the living room celebrating christmas?
RE: 79 DAYS... - rothschild - 12-22-2021
I bet Zuckerberg will be watching snuff porn with Bezos and Gates on Christmas day.
RE: 79 DAYS... - Maggot - 12-22-2021
Only a couple more days! I get out of work at noon tomorrow and tonight I am tasting the various beers my Sister sent me. First up was Red Stripe, I remember drinking that in Texas and it was plentiful there. Not a specialty beer but a common beer. That's gone. Next is Founders Porter, never heard of it but it sure has a fancy label. Oh well I will try it.
I am picking up some fudge from Van Otis at around 1pm tomorrow to finish my Christmas. They make it in house and it's really good.
Other than that I hope all the mockers here have a really good Christmas and can relax at some point and reflect on what is truly good at this time of year. There is always light and hope.
RE: 79 DAYS... - Maggot - 12-22-2021
Some beers taste like licorice, tar, cigarette shavings. Yet they are bought and sold and people buy them, the kind of beers you add ice too. The kind of beer that becomes a meal.
RE: 79 DAYS... - Maggot - 12-22-2021
Anyways Christmas is near so celebrate with beer.
RE: 79 DAYS... - pyropappy - 12-22-2021
(12-22-2021, 06:46 PM)sally Wrote: I guess if you're home alone it doesn't matter, but how are you going to be jerking off while grandma and everybody is out in the living room celebrating christmas?
with a playboy and lots of lotion and smiling when I shake hands goodbye
RE: 79 DAYS... - Clang McFly - 12-23-2021
(12-22-2021, 10:27 PM)Maggot Wrote: Anyways Christmas is near so celebrate with beer.
Sounds like a plan. I'm traveling around by bus this Christmas, time to get shitfaced. Doesn't rhyme but who gives a fuck?
RE: 79 DAYS... - rothschild - 12-23-2021
(12-22-2021, 10:24 PM)Maggot Wrote: Some beers taste like licorice, tar, cigarette shavings. Yet they are bought and sold and people buy them, the kind of beers you add ice too. The kind of beer that becomes a meal.
You're supposed to drink porter at room temperature, ya big wuss.
RE: 79 DAYS... - MirahM - 12-23-2021
(12-22-2021, 06:46 PM)sally Wrote: I guess if you're home alone it doesn't matter, but how are you going to be jerking off while grandma and everybody is out in the living room celebrating christmas?
I couldn't do that
so I would do it in the morning
RE: 79 DAYS... - MirahM - 12-23-2021
I was supposed to head west tomorrow,but I am delaying it a day so I am not rushing around.
RE: 79 DAYS... - BigMark - 12-23-2021
Sounds like you guys rocked the cradle of love.
RE: 79 DAYS... - Maggot - 12-23-2021
2 more days.
RE: 79 DAYS... - Clang McFly - 12-23-2021
Christmas Story Christmas. I'm eating Chinese Buffet. Smoking cigars and possibly weed.
RE: 79 DAYS... - aussiefriend - 12-24-2021
We do seafood here in Oz. There is no set rules. My next door neighbours have just moved into their new house, it's one of those type of places with big land and self sustainable. They are having a BBQ. Gotta say the weather has been perfect. We have the best summers in the world, and it's great we have them at Christmas. I would have to be bitter cold at Christmas.
RE: 79 DAYS... - Duchess - 12-24-2021
Seasons Greetings, kids. Tis Christmas Eve. I'm high and watching A Christmas Carol, today's Scrooge is Patrick Stewart, he's a badass Scrooge.
Ever since I was a little kid I've liked How The Grinch Stole Christmas and as a grown ass woman I still watch it every year. I wanted to love Jim Carey's Grinch, but it's been hard. I think he's a dick even after his heart grows.
My stockings aren't hung by the chimney with care. I didn't even hang my "No Candy Just Cash" stocking. Now that I've sorta kinda said that out loud I am overthinking it, maybe I should go hunt it down.
My office smells like skunk and I just know it's wafting down the hallway.
RE: 79 DAYS... - rothschild - 12-24-2021
(12-24-2021, 12:17 PM)Duchess Wrote: Seasons Greetings, kids. Tis Christmas Eve. I'm high and watching A Christmas Carol, today's Scrooge is Patrick Stewart, he's a badass Scrooge.
Ever since I was a little kid I've liked How The Grinch Stole Christmas and as a grown ass woman I still watch it every year. I wanted to love Jim Carey's Grinch, but it's been hard. I think he's a dick even after his heart grows.
My stockings aren't hung by the chimney with care. I didn't even hang my "No Candy Just Cash" stocking. Now that I've sorta kinda said that out loud I am overthinking it, maybe I should go hunt it down.
My office smells like skunk and I just know it's wafting down the hallway.
With God knows how many varieties of weed there are nowadays, why are you smoking skunk?
Find something that's totally purple. It's slightly psychedelic and has a fruity taste that can't be beat.
RE: 79 DAYS... - rothschild - 12-24-2021
Happy Holidays, everyone, and God bless the world.