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I know that I don't know you guys very well... - Som Yung Ho - 01-07-2017
But due to a NY prank going horribly wrong I have a full toilet roll jammed way up in the toilet. Its too far up to get it out and I'm way to fuckin lazy to go buy some toilet unblocking shit. I'm sick of crapping in the shower so anyone got any ideas how to sort this out I will love you long time.
RE: I know that I don't know you guys very well... - BigMark - 01-07-2017
Using a foot macerator?
RE: I know that I don't know you guys very well... - Som Yung Ho - 01-07-2017
Its waaaaaay up, in the curvy pipe bit I'm guessing.
RE: I know that I don't know you guys very well... - Duchess - 01-07-2017
Get a snake and work it.
RE: I know that I don't know you guys very well... - Som Yung Ho - 01-07-2017
A snake?
RE: I know that I don't know you guys very well... - Duchess - 01-07-2017
(01-07-2017, 11:01 AM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: A snake?
Yes, a plumber's snake, I think is the correct term.
"A plumber's snake is a slender, flexible auger used to dislodge clogs in plumbing. The plumber's snake is often reserved for difficult clogs that cannot be loosened with a plunger. It is also sometimes called a toilet jack."
![[Image: spirale-spindle-to-clear-clogged-drain.jpg]](http://www.drain-clogged.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/spirale-spindle-to-clear-clogged-drain.jpg)
RE: I know that I don't know you guys very well... - Carsman - 01-07-2017
Plumbers Snake, see link below, and Hi welcome!
http://www.discountsewercable.com/
Whoops, looks like we both posted at the same time.
RE: I know that I don't know you guys very well... - Som Yung Ho - 01-07-2017
Thanks guys. I think Ill go get one. If I was to go buy something it was going to be drain cleaner shit but I think that snake thing would be better and ya never know when I'm going to fuck the toilet up again.
Tech bullshit to the rescue! Do you take stolen credit card?
RE: I know that I don't know you guys very well... - sally - 01-07-2017
I don't think it's necessary to shit in the shower, you could just call a plumber. I once got a sting ray stuck in my toilet, it died in my aquarium and I thought it was small enough to flush down. Not so. I called Roto Rooter and he got it out of there in 2 seconds for 98 bucks.
RE: I know that I don't know you guys very well... - Som Yung Ho - 01-08-2017
Fuck paying for a plumber. Ill have a go with one of those snake things. Ive been hacking at it with a coat hanger but its getting a bit gross.
RE: I know that I don't know you guys very well... - Blindgreed1 - 01-10-2017
This guy can help you do it yourself.
https://www.facebook.com/brad.maynard.3/videos/10156167590657588/
RE: I know that I don't know you guys very well... - Duchess - 01-10-2017
(01-08-2017, 12:56 AM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: Ill have a go with one of those snake things. Ive been hacking at it with a coat hanger but its getting a bit gross.
So..did you go get a snake or are you still living with a revolting mess?
RE: I know that I don't know you guys very well... - Som Yung Ho - 01-10-2017
Snake didn't help so I started shitting in the shower. Today I pulled the whole fuckin toilet off the floor and found the bog roll tamponed in the pipe in the floor. Lucky I got it in time or I'd be in the........................... shit.
RE: I know that I don't know you guys very well... - Duchess - 01-11-2017
Pooping in the shower? Jeez Louise. Go out under a bush or somethin'.
RE: I know that I don't know you guys very well... - Som Yung Ho - 01-11-2017
Then I got nothing to wipe my pumpkin on. Its all good in the shower. Make a turd burger. Squish it down the plug hole with your foot. Wash bum. That snake came in handy there a couple of times. Very much like John Key, my plug hole was totally full of shit.
RE: I know that I don't know you guys very well... - Clang McFly - 01-12-2017
(01-11-2017, 06:51 AM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: Then I got nothing to wipe my pumpkin on. Its all good in the shower. Make a turd burger. Squish it down the plug hole with your foot. Wash bum. That snake came in handy there a couple of times. Very much like John Key, my plug hole was totally full of shit.
What happens when the shit eventually clogs the shower drain? You going to start pooping in the sink?
RE: I know that I don't know you guys very well... - Som Yung Ho - 01-12-2017
Ive fixed the toilet now... keep up!
RE: I know that I don't know you guys very well... - Duchess - 01-12-2017
(01-12-2017, 12:10 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: What happens when the shit eventually clogs the shower drain? You going to start pooping in the sink?
Fuck. Just what the holy fuck. PoopPoopPoop.
RE: I know that I don't know you guys very well... - Clang McFly - 01-12-2017
(01-12-2017, 02:44 AM)Som Yung Ho Wrote: Ive fixed the toilet now... keep up!
Ok.
Oh...I just realized that as I was judging you for your poor pooping choices, I forgot that I sometimes pee in my wastebasket or a towel so I don't have to change out of my bra nd panties to go to the bathroom.
PeePeePee....sorry in advance, Duchess.
RE: I know that I don't know you guys very well... - Som Yung Ho - 01-12-2017
A towel??? Does it hold it all? Are you a light pee-er?