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DIRTY JEANS - Duchess - 04-26-2017
This is crazy. I don't actually know what to say other than get outdoors and work you crazy bastards. *sigh* Jesus.
You can now waste $425 on Nordstrom's dirty, mud-caked jeans to satisfy all your superfluous money-spending needs.
According to the "Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans" description, the "heavily distressed medium-blue denim jeans in a comfortable straight-leg fit embody rugged, Americana workwear that's seen some hard-working action with a crackled, caked-on muddy coating that shows you're not afraid to get down and dirty."
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RE: DIRTY JEANS - HairOfTheDog - 04-26-2017
I wouldn't wear them; they look like something Kanye would design.
RE: DIRTY JEANS - SIXFOOTERsez - 04-26-2017
I have always thought this kind of thing was stupid, not to mention a huge waste of $.
I have never bought a pair of "distressed" jeans or anything else.
If I pay $30, 40 or $50 for a pair of jeans or anything else I want them to look new, instead of buying some wore out shit
That, and I have a couple grand$ in wore out holey jeans in the closet, just in case I wanna look cool or something
RE: DIRTY JEANS - SIXFOOTERsez - 04-26-2017
The clear plastic jeans are another stupid idea.
The fashion item most likely to give you a yeast infection
RE: DIRTY JEANS - Duchess - 04-26-2017
I have a pair of distressed jeans. First I scoffed at them and awhile later I bought them.
It looks like the mower ran over them. However, I draw the line at pretend dirt.
RE: DIRTY JEANS - SIXFOOTERsez - 04-26-2017
LOL, Pretend Dirt..
Too much like the millennial ironics in seattle. Plad Shirt, work boots, firehose jeans, full beard...cant change a tire
RE: DIRTY JEANS - Clang McFly - 04-26-2017
(04-26-2017, 03:25 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I have a pair of distressed jeans. First I scoffed at them and awhile later I bought them.
Pretend dirt jeans, its the next illogical evolutionary step down from pretend fashionably ripped jeans.
RE: DIRTY JEANS - Carsman - 04-26-2017
(04-26-2017, 12:23 PM)Duchess Wrote:
This is crazy. I don't actually know what to say other than get outdoors and work you crazy bastards. *sigh* Jesus.
You can now waste $425 on Nordstrom's dirty, mud-caked jeans to satisfy all your superfluous money-spending needs.
According to the "Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans" description, the "heavily distressed medium-blue denim jeans in a comfortable straight-leg fit embody rugged, Americana workwear that's seen some hard-working action with a crackled, caked-on muddy coating that shows you're not afraid to get down and dirty."
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Good Will has similar style jeans, (some that I have donated) that are no where dirty crappy looking as those, and at around a modest $10 to $15 cost!
RE: DIRTY JEANS - ramseycat - 04-26-2017
Jesus Christ
RE: DIRTY JEANS - BigMark - 04-26-2017
Clang will do that for free.
RE: DIRTY JEANS - sally - 04-26-2017
Who knew Dick's jeans would be the next big thing.
RE: DIRTY JEANS - Maggot - 04-26-2017
When the asteroid strikes this will become important. As a physiological glimmer of hope.
RE: DIRTY JEANS - HairOfTheDog - 04-26-2017
(04-26-2017, 08:47 PM)sally Wrote: Who knew Dick's jeans would be the next big thing.
The good news is................with Clang and Biggie getting the shits all the time, people will probably think they're just wearing these trendy new jeans if they have such an accident in public. They'd also need to wear a ton of Brut aftershave to pull it off though.
RE: DIRTY JEANS - BigMark - 04-26-2017
Knee deep in man gravy!
RE: DIRTY JEANS - Maggot - 04-26-2017
(04-26-2017, 09:48 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(04-26-2017, 08:47 PM)sally Wrote: Who knew Dick's jeans would be the next big thing.
The good news is................with Clang and Biggie getting the shits all the time, people will probably think they're just wearing these trendy new jeans if they have such an accident in public. They'd also need to wear a ton of Brut aftershave to pull it off though.
Who put the "B" in Brut? Who put the "U" in underwear?
RE: DIRTY JEANS - Clang McFly - 04-26-2017
(04-26-2017, 09:51 PM)BigMark Wrote: Knee deep in man gravy!
Dude.
I don't need to know about you and your Dad's "father and son" activities.
RE: DIRTY JEANS - BigMark - 04-27-2017
That's porto potty not porno potty you sicko.
RE: DIRTY JEANS - Clang McFly - 04-27-2017
(04-27-2017, 12:53 AM)BigMark Wrote: That's porto potty not porno potty you sicko.
I don't need to know what you and your Dad call your sex grotto. Porto Potty....sounds Italian and extra fancy.
RE: DIRTY JEANS - jhonlee2050 - 10-02-2017
why would i spend so much money on this stuff rather then to go outside and jumped in a mud for free style
RE: DIRTY JEANS - Carsman - 10-02-2017
p
Sometimes Jeans look good, whether dirty or clean!
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