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Confessions - Maggot - 05-02-2017

Because I cannot find HOTD's confession thread I will start a new one. And I know that some people will hate me for this and some may love me but here it is......






















I like listening to Neil Diamond songs. There I've said it and I feel much better.

RE: Confessions - SIXFOOTERsez - 05-02-2017

Dude...

RE: Confessions - Midwest Spy - 05-02-2017

Maggot and his wife probably sing each part of You Don't Bring Me Flowers to each other.

Dude....

RE: Confessions - Maggot - 05-02-2017

The older ones, THE OLDER ONES you scallywags!!

RE: Confessions - Duchess - 05-02-2017



I see the word confessions and it makes me feel tight & uncomfortable. God is watching. WWJD? My confession involves a spoon & a carton. I really can't say any more than that.

RE: Confessions - BigMark - 05-02-2017

No loofah?

RE: Confessions - Clang McFly - 05-02-2017

I confess I like watching Gilmore Girls, Sex and the City, listening to boy bands and showtunes and I like being smooth and hairless all over,especially my pubic region.

RE: Confessions - QueenBee - 05-02-2017

I binge watched Hoarders on Netflix. Now I am watching all the Golden Girls episodes on Hulu. I have such a sad, sad life/


















And, hell, WTF is wrong with Neil Diamond?????

RE: Confessions - Duchess - 05-02-2017

(05-02-2017, 06:50 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Sex and the City


I liked Sex and the City too. I haven't watched any re-runs though. Do you remember the episode where Carrie needed a down payment for her apartment and she didn't have a dime but had $40K in shoes? That was me. I liked that show and I liked The Sopranos too.

RE: Confessions - Clang McFly - 05-02-2017

(05-02-2017, 07:05 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(05-02-2017, 06:50 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Sex and the City


I liked Sex and the City too. I haven't watched any re-runs though. Do you remember the episode where Carrie needed a down payment for her apartment and she didn't have a dime but had $40K in shoes? That was me. I liked that show and I liked The Sopranos too.

Yeah, I saw that episode. Girls love their shoes too much to ever sell them. Did you see the Sex and the City movies? They were hilarious.

I only saw Season One of Sopranos. I don't know if I want to watch the rest of the seasons since I heard how the show ends on a cliffhanger as it just fades to black.

RE: Confessions - Duchess - 05-02-2017

(05-02-2017, 07:11 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Did you see the Sex and the City movies? They were hilarious.


No, I haven't seen them and until you just mentioned them I had forgotten they were made.

RE: Confessions - Maggot - 05-02-2017

Who the hell would buy shoes someone else wore? You might just as well go down to the Salvation army or Goodwill and buy a pair of used army boots or gym sneakers or something.

RE: Confessions - Clang McFly - 05-02-2017

(05-02-2017, 09:07 PM)Maggot Wrote: Who the hell would buy shoes someone else wore?

People with a foot fetish like my poker pal Randy.

wink, wink, sniff, sniff......say no more.

RE: Confessions - BigMark - 05-03-2017

The water there must be contaminated.

RE: Confessions - Duchess - 05-03-2017



Ewww. Used shoes. That's like putting your bare bottom on a toilet a zillion other people have used. Yuk.

RE: Confessions - Maggot - 05-03-2017

(05-03-2017, 05:20 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Ewww. Used shoes. That's like putting your bare bottom on a toilet a zillion other people have used. Yuk.

Hey look............Duchess is talking about shitting. hahahahahaha

RE: Confessions - SIXFOOTERsez - 05-03-2017

LOL

RE: Confessions - Duchess - 05-03-2017

(05-02-2017, 05:56 PM)BigMark Wrote: No loofah?


No loofah. Is that what the females you know use to give themselves an orgasm? Do you want to read about how I do it?

RE: Confessions - Duchess - 05-03-2017

(05-03-2017, 09:01 AM)Maggot Wrote: Hey look............Duchess is talking about shitting. hahahahahaha


*gasp* Am not! [Image: fight.gif]

RE: Confessions - Duchess - 05-03-2017

(05-03-2017, 10:49 AM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: LOL


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