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Engineer Joke . . . . . - Carsman - 06-30-2017
. . . . . . Two Engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "well I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike.
She then threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, Take what you want!
The first engineer nodded approvingly, good choice: the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway!
RE: Engineer Joke . . . . . - Love Child - 07-01-2017
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
RE: Engineer Joke . . . . . - Clang McFly - 07-01-2017
RE: Engineer Joke . . . . . - SIXFOOTERsez - 07-01-2017
Good call, with a good bike you can get just about anything else you need
RE: Engineer Joke . . . . . - Carsman - 07-01-2017
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Two Astronauts & an Engineer were talking.
One Astronaut said I'm planning to go on a special mission to Mars.
The other Astronaut said I'm planning a bigger mission to Jupiter & Saturn.
The Engineer said oh really, well I have you both beat. I'm planning a mission to go to the Sun!!
The Sun, laughingly the Astronauts said, are you crazy, the Sun is too hot you'll burn up before you get within 100 miles from it.
The Engineer said, I already have that figured out. "I'm going at "night time"!!
RE: Engineer Joke . . . . . - Clang McFly - 07-02-2017
RE: Engineer Joke . . . . . - Carsman - 07-02-2017
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A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 20 minutes!"
The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!"
The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him."
Hi George! Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"
The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."
The group was silent for a moment. The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."
The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them."
The engineer said,
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"Why can't these guys play at night?"
RE: Engineer Joke . . . . . - Maggot - 07-04-2017
Just about every engineer I've meet does not have an ounce of common sense.
RE: Engineer Joke . . . . . - Carsman - 07-10-2017
(07-04-2017, 05:03 PM)Maggot Wrote: Just about every engineer I've meet does not have an ounce of common sense.i
An Engineer is neither an Optimist or a Pessimist.
A Pessimist says, "the glass is half empty."
A Optimist says, "the glass is half full".
An Engineer says, "the glass is twice as big as it should be".
RE: Engineer Joke . . . . . - Love Child - 07-10-2017
One of the engineers here is an avid believer in bigfoot.