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CROTCH CHARMS - Duchess - 08-19-2017
...or beachtail. Yeah. It's a thing.
It's being marketed as "an elegant statement piece made of a three-inch metal chain with a few “dangle parts” on it that accentuates the vagina".
uhhhh...I don't know what to say. I'll let it speak for itself.
![[Image: 432A7FF100000578-4782212-image-m-13_1502461464752.jpg]](http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/08/11/15/432A7FF100000578-4782212-image-m-13_1502461464752.jpg)
![[Image: nintchdbpict000345221289.jpg?strip=all&w=250]](https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/nintchdbpict000345221289.jpg?strip=all&w=250)
RE: CROTCH CHARMS - Midwest Spy - 08-19-2017
Clang could add that to the wardrobe?
RE: CROTCH CHARMS - sally - 08-19-2017
That's not a good idea, it'll get wrapped around his saggy nuts and cut off circulation.
RE: CROTCH CHARMS - Maggot - 08-19-2017
That's what our society has come to. Vagina jewelry.
RE: CROTCH CHARMS - Love Child - 08-19-2017
I feel sorry for Karen Lynn Williams. "A Beach Tail" will never be the same.
“Swish-swoosh.” The sound of waves washing the shore repeats throughout an engaging picture book in which a young African American boy is the architect of his own adventure."
RE: CROTCH CHARMS - BigMark - 08-20-2017
One side turns the light on and the other starts the fan.
RE: CROTCH CHARMS - HairOfTheDog - 08-20-2017
(08-19-2017, 07:32 PM)Maggot Wrote: That's what our society has come to. Vagina jewelry.
Only Japanese society and only a small portion of it, as far as I can tell.
I love Japan and the country has given us some really great stuff like sashimi, Toyota (2004 Tacoma owner here), Pong, karate, the Walkman, sake, and a whole lot more.
But, I'm hoping like hell that the bejeweled beach tail is a case of 'what happens in Japan stays in Japan'...... like batshit crazy game shows where people clip nipples to each other and run off in opposite directions, tuna and seaweed pizza (okay, it's not all that bad), Kentucky Fried Chicken for Christmas dinner, grown men with The Seven Dwarfs dolls lining the back windows of their cars, used underwear vending machines, capsule motels... Kowai, neh?
RE: CROTCH CHARMS - Clang McFly - 08-20-2017
(08-19-2017, 11:44 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Clang could add that to the wardrobe?
(08-19-2017, 01:26 PM)sally Wrote: That's not a good idea, it'll get wrapped around his saggy nuts and cut off circulation.
Beachtails, WOO HOO!
RE: CROTCH CHARMS - Love Child - 08-20-2017
Its all a joke that I hope no one over here falls for! (probably) (hopefully) Ugh.
RE: CROTCH CHARMS - HairOfTheDog - 08-21-2017
Oh shoot. :(
I hope the Japanese silicone camel-toe underwear I ordered is a real thing.
![[Image: s-l300.jpg]](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/X8YAAOSwhlZYtxBI/s-l300.jpg)
It's a real pain getting that sexy camel-toe look the natural way.
RE: CROTCH CHARMS - Love Child - 08-21-2017
If the women are going to get charmed up I want to see the men do the same. Now what can we get them to do? Bedazled nipples?
RE: CROTCH CHARMS - Duchess - 08-21-2017
I never even knew what a camel toe was until the last few years. I had to go to the Urban Dictionary to find out what it was after seeing it talked about. *sigh*
RE: CROTCH CHARMS - BigMark - 08-21-2017
What's next, mudflaps?
RE: CROTCH CHARMS - Carsman - 08-21-2017
(08-21-2017, 12:13 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Oh shoot. :(
I hope the Japanese silicone camel-toe underwear I ordered is a real thing.
It's a real pain getting that sexy camel-toe look the natural way.
b
A really skinny girl could wear that underwear "backwards", and then have an bodacious booty!
RE: CROTCH CHARMS - sally - 08-21-2017
(08-21-2017, 04:02 PM)Carsman Wrote:(08-21-2017, 12:13 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Oh shoot. :(
I hope the Japanese silicone camel-toe underwear I ordered is a real thing.
It's a real pain getting that sexy camel-toe look the natural way.
b
A really skinny girl could wear that underwear "backwards", and then have an bodacious booty!
I think it would look more like she shit her pants.
RE: CROTCH CHARMS - Clang McFly - 08-21-2017
(08-21-2017, 01:26 AM)Love Child Wrote: If the women are going to get charmed up I want to see the men do the same. Now what can we get them to do? Bedazled nipples?
RE: CROTCH CHARMS - Maggot - 08-21-2017
That's kinda like crotch cleavage isn't it?
Or plumbers butt.
RE: CROTCH CHARMS - Midwest Spy - 08-21-2017
I'll take HotD in stockings, garter and crotchless panties... thankyouverymuch
RE: CROTCH CHARMS - BigMark - 08-21-2017
In the pantry with a candle stick.
RE: CROTCH CHARMS - Clang McFly - 08-21-2017
(08-21-2017, 08:59 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I'll take HotD in stockings, garter and crotchless panties... thankyouverymuch
How'd you guess what I'm currently wearing?