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Are you a morning or evening pervert - Maggot - 09-24-2017
It's really all about a persons time clock I suppose and would bet that men are morning people and women are evening people in this sort of thing.
RE: Are you a morning or evening pervert - BigMark - 09-24-2017
Yes.
RE: Are you a morning or evening pervert - Carsman - 09-24-2017
Yes men morning people, and women are evening people, until they're not!
RE: Are you a morning or evening pervert - Duchess - 09-25-2017
I'm up before dawn everyday. Early bird gets the worm.
RE: Are you a morning or evening pervert - Jimbone - 09-25-2017
Then say hello to your new friend, the penis worm!
![[Image: penis-shaped-peanut-worm.jpg]](http://s3.india.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/penis-shaped-peanut-worm.jpg)
RE: Are you a morning or evening pervert - Clang McFly - 09-25-2017
I'm a pervert all day long.
My dirty mind is always active.
RE: Are you a morning or evening pervert - sally - 09-25-2017
(09-25-2017, 08:47 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I'm a pervert all day long.
My dirty mind is always active.
Especially when your co-worker bends over to look for the paperclips. You know you're thinking about injecting the old schlong.
RE: Are you a morning or evening pervert - BigMark - 09-25-2017
Poor Harold, what did that poor bsstard do to deserve that?
RE: Are you a morning or evening pervert - Clang McFly - 09-25-2017
(09-25-2017, 08:52 PM)sally Wrote:(09-25-2017, 08:47 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I'm a pervert all day long.
My dirty mind is always active.
Especially when your co-worker bends over to look for the paperclips. You know you're thinking about injecting the old schlong.
Exactly. There is this new girl in the office that started a few months ago who is either Swedish or Norwegian and fit as fuck. And she learned English from watching Jerry Springer and calling 1-800 toll free lines.
Butt I wouldn't overanaleyes tit.
RE: Are you a morning or evening pervert - Maggot - 09-25-2017
(09-25-2017, 10:22 AM)Jimbone Wrote: Then say hello to your new friend, the penis worm!
That looks like a pecker on a dead white guy, not that I look at dead white guys peckers often. Hopefully that thing lights up or something.
RE: Are you a morning or evening pervert - Clang McFly - 09-25-2017
(09-25-2017, 08:57 PM)BigMark Wrote: Poor Harold, what did that poor bsstard do to deserve that?
I think you mean Harriet, who likes men to ride her ass chariot.
RE: Are you a morning or evening pervert - BigMark - 09-25-2017
Harold is real odd name for a fine Norwegian lass.
RE: Are you a morning or evening pervert - Clang McFly - 09-25-2017
(09-25-2017, 09:32 PM)BigMark Wrote: Harold is real odd name for a fine Norwegian lass.
Har old tight clam?
RE: Are you a morning or evening pervert - BigMark - 09-25-2017
We had an Swedish exchange student at high school named Anushka, she would drive us insane prancing around the pool in her swimsuit.
RE: Are you a morning or evening pervert - sally - 09-26-2017
Thats a coincidence. We had a Swedish exchange student named Ludvig in highschool who drove us insane prancing around the pool with one testicle hanging out of his speedos.
RE: Are you a morning or evening pervert - BigMark - 09-26-2017
That's nuts.
RE: Are you a morning or evening pervert - Jimbone - 09-26-2017
That took balls to do.
RE: Are you a morning or evening pervert - Clang McFly - 09-26-2017
We had a German exchange student named Andreas Krapp. He took a lot of shit over his name.
RE: Are you a morning or evening pervert - Maggot - 09-27-2017
Everyone waits in anticipation for the ball to drop.
RE: Are you a morning or evening pervert - Duchess - 09-27-2017
(09-25-2017, 10:22 AM)Jimbone Wrote: Then say hello to your new friend, the penis worm!
Mr. Bone!