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WANNA BOINK? - Duchess - 12-19-2017
I saw Mark talking about boinking Katy Perry and he inspired me.
Who do you want to boink?
I'm drawing a blank. Bummer. I'm just so fuckin' tired.
RE: WANNA BOINK? - Ski at 1SKY6 - 12-19-2017
(12-19-2017, 04:39 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Who do you want to boink?
Justin Bieber
RE: WANNA BOINK? - Duchess - 12-19-2017
I wish you much success. I say that sincerely.
RE: WANNA BOINK? - Clang McFly - 12-19-2017
Felicia Day
Jenna Marbles
Melissa Joan Hart
Rachel Bloom
Danielle Panabaker
Danielle Fishel
RE: WANNA BOINK? - HairOfTheDog - 12-19-2017
I was gonna say Clang McFly, but he's more interested in Harts and Blooms and Fish and stuff.
So, I'd be okay just bonking Big Sal's phat ass with a rubber hammer or something.
Right after I hop off Bruce Jenner's dick, that is! (Every time I see Caitlynn in the rags I think about that drunken back and forth with Sal
).
RE: WANNA BOINK? - Clang McFly - 12-19-2017
(12-19-2017, 05:38 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I was gonna say Clang McFly, but he's more interested in Harts and Blooms and Fish and stuff.
I would have listed you and Love Child but I thought we were listing celebrities not goddesses.
RE: WANNA BOINK? - Love Child - 12-19-2017
Wow
RE: WANNA BOINK? - BigMark - 12-19-2017
Smoove!
RE: WANNA BOINK? - Clang McFly - 12-19-2017
(12-19-2017, 07:59 PM)BigMark Wrote: Smoove!
RE: WANNA BOINK? - sally - 12-20-2017
I guess Hot'D now that she's off Jenner's dick.
RE: WANNA BOINK? - HairOfTheDog - 12-20-2017
(12-20-2017, 12:03 AM)sally Wrote: I guess Hot'D now that she's off Jenner's dick.
That feels kinda like a pity bonk, but I’ll take it. It’s much better than riding Jenner’s dick again.
RE: WANNA BOINK? - cannongal - 12-20-2017
When I was 8, I wanted to boink Shawn Cassidy, and somewhere in the 80's, I wanted to boink Bruce Springsteen. I was devastated when he married Julianne Phillips in '85, but I can't think of one single celeb that I'd want to boink today.
RE: WANNA BOINK? - Duchess - 12-21-2017
Now that I've had time to think about it, maybe the cast of Tombstone. Ahahahaha.
That may change by this afternoon.
RE: WANNA BOINK? - Blindgreed1 - 12-21-2017
Kate Beckinsale
RE: WANNA BOINK? - Maggot - 12-21-2017
Farrah, but she's probably all gooey now.