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CHEAP THRILLS - HairOfTheDog - 12-23-2018
A few things that make me feel good and don't cost a dime or require any emotional expenditure:
1. Putting a check mark next to something on my "shit that needs to be done" list. It feels like an even bigger accomplishment when I use a black Sharpie.
2. Making a batch of hard-boiled eggs that's easy to peel with perfectly yellow yolks (mine usually turn out greenish).
3. Watching some asshole who cut me off or sped recklessly between cars get pulled over and ticketed (copped that thrill yesterday).
Got any?
RE: CHEAP THRILLS - BigMark - 12-23-2018
Wow, #3 rocks.
Going for a mountain bike ride
Taking my race car out
Knocking the bottom out
Helping someone do something they are having difficulty with.
Making sure if fryguy doesn't have his medication a straight jacket is nearby.
RE: CHEAP THRILLS - HairOfTheDog - 12-23-2018
Yeah, #3 was pretty edgy alright.
I've got another one: getting all dolled up to rub a big man's belly nice and slow, gently tracing all the hot spots, til he just can't take it no mo.
RE: CHEAP THRILLS - BigMark - 12-24-2018
Holy crap, those sheets will have to be surgically removed from my %^&*!
RE: CHEAP THRILLS - BigMark - 12-24-2018
I don't know why but this made me melancholy...
RE: CHEAP THRILLS - HairOfTheDog - 12-24-2018
That was a cool video, kinda serene. The woman with the mic has a really nice voice.
RE: CHEAP THRILLS - Duchess - 12-24-2018
(12-23-2018, 11:50 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: getting all dolled up to rub a big man's belly nice and slow, gently tracing all the hot spots, til he just can't take it no mo.
(12-24-2018, 12:07 AM)BigMark Wrote: Holy crap, those sheets will have to be surgically removed from my %^&*!
This is so wonderful! Ahahahaha.
RE: CHEAP THRILLS - BigMark - 12-24-2018
I need a cigarette.
RE: CHEAP THRILLS - Rootilda - 12-24-2018
My latest cheap thrill was a dream about a young Michael Keaton. Shut up, I think he's sexy.
RE: CHEAP THRILLS - BigMark - 12-24-2018
Did you throw frisbees at the moon thinking about it?
RE: CHEAP THRILLS - Rootilda - 12-24-2018
If that's another way to say "masturbate" then yes, yes I did.
RE: CHEAP THRILLS - Duchess - 12-24-2018
Did your orgasm last as long as a song?
RE: CHEAP THRILLS - BigMark - 12-24-2018
That's awesome, orgasms make people happy, happy people rock.
RE: CHEAP THRILLS - Fry Guy - 12-24-2018
(12-24-2018, 05:50 PM)Rootilda Wrote: My latest cheap thrill was a dream about a young Michael Keaton. Shut up, I think he's sexy.
Did you imagine him with a "doggie boner" too?