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twalet observation - Maggot - 05-12-2019
My sewer lines just got replaced. The toilet flushes like a freakin rocket now.
RE: twalet observation - Carsman - 07-05-2019
(05-12-2019, 06:22 PM)Maggot Wrote: My sewer lines just got replaced. The toilet flushes like a freakin rocket now.
Talk about rocket flushes, we had "Air Pressure" assisted bowls installed in our bathrooms.
They flush with a "Swoosh" sound, and travel like the speed of sound!
RE: twalet observation - sally - 07-06-2019
Will it flush down the yellow pages? One time my husband became irate because there was no toilet paper so I handed him the phone book. Oh course it clogged up the toilet and I was the one who had to plunge it. I don't know wtf he was mad about.
RE: twalet observation - Duchess - 07-06-2019
Shiiiit.
RE: twalet observation - Carsman - 07-06-2019
(07-06-2019, 12:10 AM)sally Wrote: Will it flush down the yellow pages? One time my husband became irate because there was no toilet paper so I handed him the phone book. Oh course it clogged up the toilet and I was the one who had to plunge it. I don't know wtf he was mad about.
Yeah up to 75 pages, after that you're on your own!
RE: twalet observation - aussiefriend - 07-06-2019
Get a warm facecloth to ensure you are properly clean and then put it in nappy bleach and wash it to ensure it is clean. There are better options than the yellow pages. You will need to unclog the system if it breaks the pipes or clogs.
RE: twalet observation - BigMark - 07-06-2019
Use the comics and get a free temporary tattoo.
RE: twalet observation - sally - 07-06-2019
(07-06-2019, 11:12 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: Get a warm facecloth to ensure you are properly clean and then put it in nappy bleach and wash it to ensure it is clean. There are better options than the yellow pages. You will need to unclog the system if it breaks the pipes or clogs.Nappy bleach? I've never heard of that brand, is it specifically made for cleaning up shit?
RE: twalet observation - aussiefriend - 07-06-2019
Nappy san? that's what its called over here. you usually soak clothes in it, even though no one really uses nappies these days.
RE: twalet observation - BigMark - 07-06-2019
I think it means diapers.
RE: twalet observation - aussiefriend - 07-06-2019
yeh diapers.
RE: twalet observation - aussiefriend - 08-20-2019
When I do my washing, I always put antibacterial napisan in the wash along with the good quality washing powder. I want the washing clean, never go stingy. Presentation is everything.
RE: twalet observation - Carsman - 08-21-2019
(07-06-2019, 12:10 AM)sally Wrote: Will it flush down the yellow pages? One time my husband became irate because there was no toilet paper so I handed him the phone book. Oh course it clogged up the toilet and I was the one who had to plunge it. I don't know wtf he was mad about.
Aussie got this going again.
Anyway, when I was a kid, unsolicited, "Sears" used to send around a 500 page catalog for free to many households.
And the times when toilet paper ran out, some of the pages were crumpled up and used.
RE: twalet observation - Duchess - 08-21-2019
Doesn't that hurt your butt? Never mind! Never mind!
RE: twalet observation - Carsman - 08-21-2019
If I remember correctly, it was crumpled up, opened up, & crumpled up several times and it became very pliable.
RE: twalet observation - Maggot - 08-21-2019
Been there.............Done that.
RE: twalet observation - aussiefriend - 09-04-2019
It wouldn't be hygienic or efficient and yes it would hurt and could be a contributing factor to piles. Bleeding.
The great thing about advances in our generation is these toilet wipes that are flushable. They are efficient and clean and make for a happy household. You can still have your soft paper afterwards. You have to be clean there otherwise, people will smell you and you will repel people.
RE: twalet observation - BigMark - 09-04-2019
(09-04-2019, 12:01 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: It wouldn't be hygienic or efficient and yes it would hurt and could be a contributing factor to piles. Bleeding.
The great thing about advances in our generation is these toilet wipes that are flushable. They are efficient and clean and make for a happy household. You can still have your soft paper afterwards. You have to be clean there otherwise, people will smell you and you will repel people.
Poop before shower, its not brown pocket science.
RE: twalet observation - aussiefriend - 09-04-2019
(09-04-2019, 06:09 PM)BigMark Wrote:Thank you for the tip BigMark, but it's really not necessary, I'm the health professional not you.(09-04-2019, 12:01 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: It wouldn't be hygienic or efficient and yes it would hurt and could be a contributing factor to piles. Bleeding.
The great thing about advances in our generation is these toilet wipes that are flushable. They are efficient and clean and make for a happy household. You can still have your soft paper afterwards. You have to be clean there otherwise, people will smell you and you will repel people.
Poop before shower, its not brown pocket science.
RE: twalet observation - aussiefriend - 10-01-2019
That put the young buck in his place. He's like a naughty private school boy.