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Only in Florida . . . . . - Carsman - 06-02-2019
. . . . . . . . . can your car be "totaled" while parked in a parking lot! That's "parking" lot!
Mine was, and now I'm forced to be in the market for a new car.
RE: Only in Florida . . . . . - Rootilda - 06-02-2019
Well, you've been having a streak of good luck lately.
RE: Only in Florida . . . . . - BigMark - 06-02-2019
Speaking of streaks, wtf is clang?
RE: Only in Florida . . . . . - MirahM - 06-02-2019
Oh no.
Altough-I know that happens in other places besides FL.
What kind of vehicle are you looking at getting? What did you have before?
Clang is "liking" on FB. Haven't seen him here though! WHY?!
RE: Only in Florida . . . . . - Carsman - 06-03-2019
(06-02-2019, 11:14 PM)MirahM Wrote: Oh no.
Altough-I know that happens in other places besides FL.
What kind of vehicle are you looking at getting? What did you have before?
Clang is "liking" on FB. Haven't seen him here though! WHY?!
There are so many cars to choose from, gonna look at them all.
One new requirement I have is AWD, never had one of those, only FWD, & RWD.
RE: Only in Florida . . . . . - Carsman - 06-03-2019
As a follow up. I can't praise STATE FARM Ins. co. highly enough!
I had Liberty Mutual auto insurance co. on my totaled car for over the last 6 years.
No claims ever, however, the premiums kept skyrocketing year after year. This year it hit $2,108.
So on May 8th of this year I just changed the insurance to "STATE FARM" insurance co. for $1,000 less.
Anyway, I can't believe my new State Farm insurance company took my car away on a flatbed truck
today, and more importantly, they just texted me saying they mailed me a check for over $2,700
more than it retails for at the dealerships! Yea ha, go State Farm!
(I must admit, my car was in "mint" condition!)
RE: Only in Florida . . . . . - Duchess - 04-11-2020
A woman in Florida was running around leaving porn filled Easter eggs for people. She said she was educating others. Ahahahahaha. She went around an entire county putting them in mailboxes. Porn filled eggs, how 'bout that.
RE: Only in Florida . . . . . - cannongal - 04-11-2020
I wonder how you put porn in an egg???
RE: Only in Florida . . . . . - Carsman - 04-11-2020
Used Condom.
RE: Only in Florida . . . . . - Duchess - 04-11-2020
(04-11-2020, 09:57 AM)cannongal Wrote: I wonder how you put porn in an egg???
It sounded like she was stuffing pamphlets inside of plastic eggs.
RE: Only in Florida . . . . . - cannongal - 04-11-2020
Holy hell, the things that come up when you google 'porn in an egg'. Found the article though. it was little strips of paper she printed off her computer.
![[Image: SFKFOSY44VDNVDB7GXE4Q7EGH4.jpg]](https://www.clickorlando.com/resizer/EaZ279VkXoZzDAYHmgwNc_8NanI=/1280x720/smart/filters:format(jpeg):strip_exif(true):strip_icc(true):no_upscale(true):quality(65)/arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-gmg.s3.amazonaws.com/public/SFKFOSY44VDNVDB7GXE4Q7EGH4.jpg)
Link: https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/04/09/florida-woman-put-400-easter-eggs-filled-with-porn-in-mailboxes-deputies-say-heres-why/
RE: Only in Florida . . . . . - BigMark - 04-11-2020
You put the ornery in porn.
RE: Only in Florida . . . . . - sally - 04-11-2020
She was putting images of homosexual porn in the eggs along with 1 goldfish cracker, a sheet of toilet paper and a powdered Crystal Light packet. The sheriff said she is a very deranged individual. Well I guess so
.
RE: Only in Florida . . . . . - BigMark - 04-11-2020
How much was your bail?
RE: Only in Florida . . . . . - sally - 04-11-2020
I didnt get bail, they sent me straight to the looney ward.
RE: Only in Florida . . . . . - Carsman - 04-11-2020
So you're calling this the looney ward.
RE: Only in Florida . . . . . - Carsman - 04-11-2020
RE: Only in Florida . . . . . - Maggot - 04-11-2020
How Humpty Dumpty of her. One Goldfish? WTF does that even mean?
RE: Only in Florida . . . . . - sally - 04-11-2020
It was something about her protesting homosexuals being accepted in churches. I guess the goldfish represents that jesus fish people like to put on the back of their cars, but I dont know what the sheet of toilet paper and drink packets were for.
RE: Only in Florida . . . . . - MirahM - 04-11-2020
Wow.