I raped mock and MOCK liked it

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- I_RAPED_MOCK - 02-17-2009

I heard about your site on the bathroom wall scribbled in crayon on the back of the stall.

I have a Harley Davidson and ride with the Pacheros, you bitches can meet me at the 31'st Harley Rendezvous in June. I have worked security there for thirty of them. I extend this invitation to all of you bikers, if you show up on a rice burner consider it burnt.....

Let's get this party started, so you can all suck my strapon!

I will be gone for a while during March, we will be running security at the Cabbage Patch nearby Daytona during bike week. Cole Slaw wrestling anyone? If any of you cunts can walk the walk come on down and try! I'll be there all week!!!!!!

- Borndragon - 02-17-2009

As soon as Sinister finishes diddling herself to your post, she's sure to open the gates for you quickly...

....not that you deserve it.

Bornragon ~ Prove to the rest that you're not a piece of shit.

- Fry Guy - 02-17-2009

This guy looks fun!
He could add some amusement. What say you all?
Anyone?

- crash - 02-17-2009

Hmmm... has a Harley...rides with Pacheros yet needs a strap on... speaks volumes really

- Duchess - 02-17-2009

He's just another bozo who obviously didn't read the rules before he posted...Same ol' shit ~ different day.

- LuMPyPussy - 02-17-2009

Quote:Joined:
Mon Feb 16^th, 2009

Location:

Posts:
1

Job:
WVirginia

Hobby:
Computers

Purpose:
making new friends

Resumé:
computer class at school

Yeah, that sounds hard-core biker, alright. ::thumbs::

- Liquid - 02-17-2009

read the fucking rules you no brain crotch rocket asshole.

1) add an avatar, but maybe you are to stupid to understand what one of those are
2) add a bitch name. you probably have many as you are being assfucked with your strap on.

get with the program security boy and stop showing everyone how stupid you are.

- Fry Guy - 02-17-2009

Dude. They want you to come up with a unique avatar to upload in your profile.
Write a title ending with the word "Bitch"
Then they want to mock you and add tough.

This one above is the most ridiculous at it. Laugh at them and humour them. When they think you are all butthurt they let you in.

I know mate!
Oh shit I was supposed to mock.

Yo Mama!

- Middle Finger - 02-17-2009

Shy Guy Wrote:This guy looks fun!
He could add some amusement. What say you all?
Anyone?

I have to step away, but I will come back soon and check back in this thread. If you both haven't fessed up to your gig here, and come totally clean, you will be removed.

- Fry Guy - 02-17-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:
Shy Guy Wrote:This guy looks fun!
He could add some amusement. What say you all?
Anyone?

I have to step away, but I will come back soon and check back in this thread. If you both haven't fessed up to your gig here, and come totally clean, you will be removed.

Well you CAN do that.

I honestly don't know who this person is. So there we go. You can remove me and I won't squawk and you can be left with your little insular Tea Party.

I just think this "bitch name" business is a waste of time it proves nothing ultimately.

So there you go Frank. ::aww::

EDIT: Oh BTW that was a pretty manly display there Tiger. Soon you will be having penis fights with Liquid, you arse!

- Middle Finger - 02-17-2009

Shy Guy Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:
Shy Guy Wrote:This guy looks fun!
He could add some amusement. What say you all?
Anyone?

I have to step away, but I will come back soon and check back in this thread. If you both haven't fessed up to your gig here, and come totally clean, you will be removed.
Well you CAN do that.

I honestly don't know who this person is. So there we go. You can remove me and I won't squawk and you can be left with your little insular Tea Party.

I just think this "bitch name" business is a waste of time it proves nothing ultimately.

So there you go Frank. ::aww::

I didn't expect you both to fess up because she's/he's not even online, and hasn't been. ::dlaugh:: I think it is funny that you thought I cared about your "bitch name position."

I don't know if you know this new guy or not, but see my next post.

By the way, what is with this "FranK" thing - how do you know my name or how did you get familiar and comfy enough with it to call me that? I know you from another site?

- Middle Finger - 02-17-2009

I_RAPED_MOCK Wrote:I heard about your site on the bathroom wall scribbled in crayon on the back of the stall.

I have a Harley Davidson and ride with the Pacheros, you bitches can meet me at the 31'st Harley Rendezvous in June. I have worked security there for thirty of them. I extend this invitation to all of you bikers, if you show up on a rice burner consider it burnt.....

Let's get this party started, so you can all suck my strapon!

I will be gone for a while during March, we will be running security at the Cabbage Patch nearby Daytona during bike week. Cole Slaw wrestling anyone? If any of you cunts can walk the walk come on down and try! I'll be there all week!!!!!!

Google? Is that you, cutie?

- Middle Finger - 02-17-2009

Shy Guy Wrote:EDIT: Oh BTW that was a pretty manly display there Tiger. Soon you will be having penis fights with Liquid, you arse!

Oh come on fat mouth, start fessing up.

- Middle Finger - 02-17-2009

By the way, regarding the Bitch name ... over time it's become clear that most people who are too stupid or lazy to read the giant red letters upon registration warning them about the Bitch name and avatar, and then also do not read the sticky up top like they were told to, which talks about the Bitch name and avatar again ... normally prove to be too lame or stupid to be worth letting in. It's amazing how those two simple requirements - one of which (avatar) most forum monkeys do automatically - serves as a fairly effective genetic filtering device or indicator.

Then, when they don't do it after being told in the thread, you just know you have a dopey lame ass on your hands.

- Fry Guy - 02-17-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:
Shy Guy Wrote:EDIT: Oh BTW that was a pretty manly display there Tiger. Soon you will be having penis fights with Liquid, you arse!

Oh come on fat mouth, start fessing up.

Look let's level with each other.

I don't know who this Newbie is. I don't know and you don't know.
I am not playing the meet the newbie game correct though because I think it is stupid.

I am not going to listen to warnings or whinings and if someone posts a chop or is mean to someone here I am going to laugh. I am also going to be generally like I am and make no apology.

So that leaves YOUR position.

I can't tell you what I don't know. YOU have threatened in front of your ladies to ban me over what amounts to fuck-all.

I can hear SyberPig one more rub off orgasming at the thought and I don't think there will be any that will miss me.

Now Frank, back down and you are going to hate yourself and they are going to lose respect for you. The upside is there is a bit of integrity which tells you that you did not ban over nothing and the dignity of the site is preserved. The reverse of course is true if you ban.

So there are your options. I think it will be funner seeing the reactions letting me stay and how that will be seen but don't honestly care either way.

Hope that answer is what you are chasing. That is as honest as it gets Frank.

- Fry Guy - 02-17-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:Longwinded diatribe about rules that most people don't read as they expect it basically as don't do illegal shit and if you do we will try to legally disclaim ourselves from responsibility

You are right Frank. It is a dopey lame ass induction process. Whoever invented it is likely just as lame. That wouldn't be you would it Buddy?

- Middle Finger - 02-17-2009

Shy Guy Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:
Shy Guy Wrote:EDIT: Oh BTW that was a pretty manly display there Tiger. Soon you will be having penis fights with Liquid, you arse!

Oh come on fat mouth, start fessing up.
Look let's level with each other.

I don't know who this Newbie is. I don't know and you don't know.
I am not playing the meet the newbie game correct though because I think it is stupid.

I am not going to listen to warnings or whinings and if someone posts a chop or is mean to someone here I am going to laugh. I am also going to be generally like I am and make no apology.

So that leaves YOUR position.

I can't tell you what I don't know. YOU have threatened in front of your ladies to ban me over what amounts to fuck-all.

I can hear SyberPig one more rub off orgasming at the thought and I don't think there will be any that will miss me.

Now Frank, back down and you are going to hate yourself and they are going to lose respect for you. The upside is there is a bit of integrity which tells you that you did not ban over nothing and the dignity of the site is preserved. The reverse of course is true if you ban.

So there are your options. I think it will be funner seeing the reactions letting me stay and how that will be seen but don't honestly care either way.

Hope that answer is what you are chasing. That is as honest as it gets Frank.

I really don't care about any of that crap, I'll take care of Googe fuck all the same. I just want to know how you got so comfy calling me Frank. You didn't respond to that. I'm not shocked because dopey bastards defend newbies not being able to meet a simple requirement like a bitch name.

- Middle Finger - 02-17-2009

Shy Guy Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:Longwinded diatribe about rules that most people don't read as they expect it basically as don't do illegal shit and if you do we will try to legally disclaim ourselves from responsibility
You are right Frank. It is a dopey lame ass induction process. Whoever invented it is likely just as lame. That wouldn't be you would it Buddy?

No, asshole, I am mean how they bypass this on the registration page:

[color="red"]| ***** WARNING ***** |[/color]

[color="red"]IGNORING OR VIOLATING THE FOLLOWING CAN EASILY RESULT IN INSTANT BANNING.

START ONE (AND ONLY ONE) NEW TOPIC IN THE NEWBIE FORUM, YOU NEWBIE BITCH!
THE ONLY REASON TO EVER START MORE THAN ONE TOPIC IS BECAUSE YOU FAILED IN YOUR ONE TOPIC AND IT WAS LOCKED, TELLING YOU TO START OVER.
STARTING MULTIPLE TOPICS IS ANNOYING AND GROUNDS FOR BEING BANNED!

WE TRANSFER YOU TO FULL ACCESS WHEN WE FEEL YOU'VE EARNED IT.

PART OF EARNING IT MEANS LOAD A GOOD AVATAR AND A BITCH NAME.
A BITCH NAME IS A PHRASE THAT ENDS IN "BITCH," LIKE "Scrambled Egg Bitch."
IT APPEARS UNDER YOUR AVATAR. GO TO YOUR ACCOUNT PROFILE > CUSTOM TITLE.

[/color]Only idiots start multiple topics, don't load an avatar, and/or don't put up a Bitch name, especially after being warned about it in the thread.

The rest is just you make excuses for lameness. The filter works for a reason. You got through due to a rip in it or something, I don't know. I'd have to go back and look but I don't care enough to.

- Fry Guy - 02-17-2009

You are drooling incomprehensibly Frank.

I don't really give a fuck how you run this place or whether it is choc-o-block of cranky Middle-aged women or boisterous lads or a mix inbetween. I don't care if you think I am this, that or the other thing. I don't care if I am well loved, despised, ignored or hailed as the embodiment of all things evil in cyberspace. I will just do my own thing.

Frank is your name and I use it. That it has got a reaction from you is a bonus for me. Hope that helps.

- sally - 02-17-2009

I_RAPED_MOCK Wrote:I will be gone for a while during March, we will be running security at the Cabbage Patch nearby Daytona during bike week. Cole Slaw wrestling anyone? If any of you cunts can walk the walk come on down and try! I'll be there all week!!!!!!

Oh good, another scumbag biker. You can keep the coleslaw wrestling to yourself pal. No one wants to watch a bunch of drunk, old, fat sluts with saggy tits and cellulite asses wrestle in coleslaw. No one except for middle aged, wannabe,scumbag bikers like youthat is.