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RE: Sally is the greatest! - Duchess - 06-28-2019
It's Shove It Up Your Ass week in Mock.
RE: Sally is the greatest! - BigMark - 06-28-2019
just pretend you are feeding a starfish
RE: Sally is the greatest! - Fry Guy - 06-29-2019
It is like an extra pocket
RE: Sally is the greatest! - Maggot - 06-29-2019
The way you guys treat something beautiful like a meatball sub is a sin.
RE: Sally is the greatest! - BigMark - 06-29-2019
slather it in messyarea sauce.
RE: Sally is the greatest! - sally - 06-29-2019
So are they in the crock pot?
RE: Sally is the greatest! - sally - 06-29-2019
And no Mark, crock pot is not an euphemism for ass.
RE: Sally is the greatest! - BigMark - 06-29-2019
I'd stuff your crockpot so full of meat it would overheat.
RE: Sally is the greatest! - sally - 06-29-2019
Sweaty disgusting man meat is always what the doctor ordered.
RE: Sally is the greatest! - BigMark - 06-29-2019
If her name was Clang.
RE: Sally is the greatest! - Duchess - 06-30-2019
(06-29-2019, 07:18 PM)sally Wrote: Sweaty disgusting man meat is always what the doctor ordered.
I detect sarcasm.
RE: Sally is the greatest! - BigMark - 06-30-2019
What's in her cockpot today?
RE: Sally is the greatest! - Maggot - 06-30-2019
I didn't make them the professor did something about if anyone's making a mess it will be me or something like that. But they were really good better than shoving them up my ass.
RE: Sally is the greatest! - sally - 06-30-2019
I don't like my husband cooking either because of the big mess he makes. It's easier to just do it yourself.
RE: Sally is the greatest! - BigMark - 06-30-2019
(06-30-2019, 04:39 PM)sally Wrote: I don't like my husband cooking either because of the big mess he makes. It's easier to just do it yourself.
I clean as I cook so much easier than when it gets cold and cemented on.
RE: Sally is the greatest! - Duchess - 07-01-2019
I will gladly volunteer to do all cleanup if someone else cooks.
RE: Sally is the greatest! - aussiefriend - 07-06-2019
My favourite food like Beavis and Butthead is nachos. My teenager loves tacos and sushi.
RE: Sally is the greatest! - Maggot - 08-16-2019
Well Sally I've failed to find the "Ask sally Anything" thread and its mostly because well...........I'm pretty fuckin lazy but My question is did you pay over 800.00 when your spawn got their licence? I'm dicking around with driving schools and insurance and getting my Daughter a job to pay for all this shit but what did you do? Or anyone else for that matter when the time came to get their house zombies their license? Did they work for it?
RE: Sally is the greatest! - sally - 08-16-2019
Yeah it cost me about 500 for my daughter to go to driving school plus other expenses. But I just took my son up there without any driving courses nd he passed without any problems. Afterwards I let him drive home and he almost ran us off the bridge, but we survived.
RE: Sally is the greatest! - Duchess - 08-17-2019
I don't recall it costing anything when I got my license, other than the cost of the license, $20 or something like that. I had to have a learners permit first (it was the law) but I already knew how to drive and I took a driving test almost immediately and got my license. It used to be fun to drive.
