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Octopus in a cup - Rootilda - 10-21-2019
RE: Octopus in a cup - Fry Guy - 10-21-2019
Fuck you, Rootilda. Senile old hag
RE: Octopus in a cup - Duchess - 10-21-2019
(10-21-2019, 02:10 AM)Rootilda Wrote:
I just love stuff like this.
Screw the people, help God's creatures.
RE: Octopus in a cup - Fry Guy - 10-21-2019
Die Calamari, die.
"Most Octopi have very short lives.
Some die after 6 months while others may live for up to 5 yrs.
Reproduction is a cause of death: males can only live for a few months after mating, and females die shortly after their eggs hatch- if octopi mate later in life their lives are longer."
This one has now been exposed to "helpful" large predator sized creature being kind and gentle to it.
You think it will last 6 months? LOL. They would have been more kind leaving it in the cup.
Fuck you, Octopus
RE: Octopus in a cup - sally - 10-21-2019
Calamari is actually squid and often confused with octopus, both are equally delicous if cooked right, however. Octopus are pretty cute, but I can't pass up a good grilled octopus at a Spanish tapas bar.
RE: Octopus in a cup - Rootilda - 10-21-2019
I can't eat things that are more intelligent than most members of online forums so octopus is definitely off the menu.
RE: Octopus in a cup - MirahM - 10-21-2019
That video was cute.
RE: Octopus in a cup - Maggot - 10-21-2019
Don't those things change colors according to the background?
RE: Octopus in a cup - Fry Guy - 10-21-2019
(10-21-2019, 11:19 AM)Rootilda Wrote: I can't eat things that are more intelligent than most members of online forums so octopus is definitely off the menu.
Octopi are smart comparatively. In the same way that crows are smart comparative to other birds.
But you are elevating their intellect. We know why? Your own intellect is degrading and you are feeling threatened.
Trust you are still smarter than most Octopi. The only person here more stupid than any octopi is Mirah
RE: Octopus in a cup - Rootilda - 10-21-2019
![[Image: 0RYVTE1.png]](https://i.imgur.com/0RYVTE1.png)
RE: Octopus in a cup - Fry Guy - 10-21-2019
He is bringing you breakfast. Well trained fellow you have there. How many times did you have to show him?
RE: Octopus in a cup - Rootilda - 10-21-2019
Maybe I should make it into a signature block so you can understand the meaning, Cry Guy.
RE: Octopus in a cup - Fry Guy - 10-21-2019
(10-21-2019, 06:29 PM)Rootilda Wrote: Maybe I should make it into a signature block so you can understand the meaning, Cry Guy.
Makes no sense to me but senile will do as senile will do.
RE: Octopus in a cup - BigMark - 10-21-2019
You just insulted Dung Beetles, how could you.
RE: Octopus in a cup - Maggot - 10-21-2019
I don't think I could make a snowball that round.
RE: Octopus in a cup - Maggot - 04-28-2020
Calamari I haven't thought of that since last year, man........ squid is so freakin good cut up in circles and fried. Save some for the Strippers though Sea Bass love those things. We could catch buckets of them every night.
RE: Octopus in a cup - BigMark - 04-28-2020
https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2018/09/20/648788149/octopuses-get-strangely-cuddly-on-the-mood-drug-ecstasy