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FOR BIGGIE'S ASS ONLY - HairOfTheDog - 11-20-2019

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It's laudable that you're peddling like crazy and getting healthier.  Seriously cool.

So, while unsightly, it's understandable that your ass ^ is rashy from all that sweating and chafing.

(Pizza) crack is whack though -- it just is.

RE: FOR BIGGIE'S ASS ONLY - HairOfTheDog - 11-20-2019

Since it's the holiday season and all, I'm gifting you this stocking-stuffer.

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One of my nieces is a competitive athlete and she swears by the stuff.

You're welcome.

RE: FOR BIGGIE'S ASS ONLY - BigMark - 11-20-2019

Sounds like with my pizza ass and your monsterella feet we'd have one sick buffet. However my sweet babushka, lets forget this madness and put on some barry white, light some incense and candles, dim the lights and get down to rubbing some belly's.

RE: FOR BIGGIE'S ASS ONLY - HairOfTheDog - 11-20-2019

Make it Sam Cooke, forget the incense, invite Clang over to supply the belly..............and you got a deal.  ')



RE: FOR BIGGIE'S ASS ONLY - MirahM - 11-20-2019

LOL Wow

RE: FOR BIGGIE'S ASS ONLY - Clang McFly - 11-20-2019

(11-20-2019, 02:02 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Make it Sam Cooke, forget the incense, invite Clang over to supply the belly..............and you got a deal.  ')

Would you prefer a smooth or hairy belly? I need to know. It takes time to Nair a belly bear this big.

RE: FOR BIGGIE'S ASS ONLY - BigMark - 11-20-2019

Stay out of my photobucket.

RE: FOR BIGGIE'S ASS ONLY - HairOfTheDog - 11-20-2019

(11-20-2019, 07:40 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Would you prefer a smooth or hairy belly? I need to know. It takes time to Nair a belly bear this big.

Hairy bear belly is good stuff -- I'm not a fan of the whole man-scaping thing.  Let it grow!

RE: FOR BIGGIE'S ASS ONLY - HairOfTheDog - 11-20-2019

(11-20-2019, 09:56 AM)BigMark Wrote: Stay out of my photobucket.

Stop threatening to belly-ban me for life and putting flaky feet in my face, and you got a deal.  Love025

RE: FOR BIGGIE'S ASS ONLY - BigMark - 11-20-2019



RE: FOR BIGGIE'S ASS ONLY - Duchess - 11-20-2019

Mmmmm, pizza. NomNomNom. Fuck, I'm hungry.

RE: FOR BIGGIE'S ASS ONLY - Clang McFly - 11-20-2019

(11-20-2019, 10:58 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(11-20-2019, 07:40 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Would you prefer a smooth or hairy belly? I need to know. It takes time to Nair a belly bear this big.

Hairy bear belly is good stuff -- I'm not a fan of the whole man-scaping thing.  Let it grow!
I only man-scape when I have time to do my makeup and want to try and go outside en femme. It also helps with my "delusion" of wanting to be a woman.

RE: FOR BIGGIE'S ASS ONLY - Clang McFly - 11-20-2019

(11-20-2019, 01:34 PM)Duchess Wrote: Mmmmm, pizza. NomNomNom. Fuck, I'm hungry.
That's what I had for lunch yesterday and today. They closed the Subway in my building at work so I have to eat elsewhere.

RE: FOR BIGGIE'S ASS ONLY - BigMark - 11-20-2019

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