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- LuMPyPussy - 02-13-2009
Have you ever bathed a cat?
I had a VERY sick kitten (6 weeks, no more than a handful) that had severe diarrhea that I had to bathe to get the poo out of his fur,but normally, cats don't need a full on water bath.
Am I wrong?
- matted hairy - 02-13-2009
They can if you can handle their claws, some cats enjoy a bath. I would rather do that then watch the little bastard lick the shit off.
- LuMPyPussy - 02-13-2009
My kitties don't have shit on their fur.
Look at the perfection known as Hissy Bitch:
![[Image: hiss.jpg]](http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e263/trilbynhiss/hiss.jpg)
- matted hairy - 02-13-2009
She is pretty, but does not look like a 6-week-old kitten that you spoke of above.
- SyberBitch - 02-13-2009
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Have you ever bathed a cat?It's ok to bathe a cat. You can get special 'cat shampoo' (or just use puppy shampoo). I think it's gentler on their skin. I worked in a pet salon for a while, and we used to bathe and groom both dogs and cats regularly. Not in the same tub at the same time, obviously.
I had a VERY sick kitten (6 weeks, no more than a handful) that had severe diarrhea that I had to bathe to get the poo out of his fur,but normally, cats don't need a full on water bath.
Am I wrong?
And yes, I did get injured regularly, though some cats actually enjoy being bathed.Just make sure you dry it really well to help it keep from getting chilled.
- matted hairy - 02-14-2009
Doesn't matter, post appears to contradict...put down the crack pipe.
On the one hand:
I had a VERY sick kitten (6 weeks, no more than a handful) that had severe diarrhea that I had to bathe to get the poo out of his fur, but normally, cats don't need a full on water bath.
On the other hand:
My kitties don't have shit on their fur.
Look at the perfection known as Hissy Bitch:
- LuMPyPussy - 02-14-2009
matted hairy Wrote:Doesn't matter, post appears to contradict...put down the crack pipe.Jesus Christ. The kitten was sick. My cats are normally healthy, thus no shit on their fur.
On the one hand:
I had a VERY sick kitten (6 weeks, no more than a handful) that had severe diarrhea that I had to bathe to get the poo out of his fur, but normally, cats don't need a full on water bath.
On the other hand:
My kitties don't have shit on their fur.
Look at the perfection known as Hissy Bitch:
Sick kitten is not the same cat as in photo, sick kitten grew up and then died over a decade ago and I haven't had to bathe another cat since sick kitten had shit on his fur.
It's not really that fucking confusing unless you try to make it so, dimbulb. Or do I need to explain further?
- matted hairy - 02-14-2009
Yes, please do tell it to me like I am in 5th grade, because certainly an adult would not get defensive about the state of their present cats from the comment:
[color="red"] "They can if you can handle their claws, some cats enjoy a bath. I would rather do that then watch the little bastard lick the shit off."[/color]
After you clearly commented that kitten had shit all over it.
Who the fuck is the dimbulb here?
- Duchess - 02-14-2009
CAT FIGHT !!!
- matted hairy - 02-14-2009
Could get loud!
- Maggot - 02-14-2009
Throw them in the toilet and put the lid down the cat will freak out when you hit flush, you get a clean toilet and just keep doing it till the cat is clean.
- matted hairy - 02-14-2009
Fuck ya...great idea!
- Fry Guy - 02-14-2009
Q. How do you make a cat go "Woof"
A. Pour petrol of it and light it.
Ah yes. Never gets old
- Cynical Ninja - 02-14-2009
One of my ex-girlfriends had a cat and one day it got stuck outside in the rain because its catflap got jammed. When I opened the door it was quite possibly the most pathetic sight I have ever seen in my life.