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Boredom thread - Maggot - 03-21-2020 Today in my now enlarging field of boredom I have found the fun of Phosphorous. Last year I bought at a yard sale about 300 of these 3ft long sparklers. It seems the Bride at a wedding thought her new husbands idea of everyone lighting one was a bad idea. So now they are mine, I shaved the sparkly material off and filled a mason jar with 1⁄2 filled with dust from the ones that were missing pieces. Did you know if you put that in a can and light it it goes right out of the can like a rocket engine? Well it looks like I'm going to have fun for a bit with that stuff. I also found a few old 1930 washboards, one was for Lingerie, Wanna know what it says on it? For Lingerie only No need to rub hard Let the board do the work Anyways ..........Thats my boredom report for today. RE: Boredom thread - HairOfTheDog - 03-21-2020 Yeah, I'm trying to avoid total boredom and going stir crazy too. Yesterday, I played a lot of on-line Scrabble, and I ate and drank too much. I don't want to be boredom eating and drinking, so I made a list of projects last night which I'm gonna space out. Last night after everyone went to bed...........I chalk painted an old hidden-futon cabinet to match my kitchen table. It's almost dry and turned out pretty nice -- gives me some extra storage in the dining room. So far today.....I've watered all the plants and trees, pruned them, picked up the dog's crap, blew and swept all the leaves, cleaned the pool, made a batch of deviled eggs, took the dog for a walk at the park, and..................just ate a bunch of salami and made myself a vodka tonic (at least I got a lot done first). Tomorrow.....I'm making a turkey, organizing the albums and cds in the garage/dart room, and mopping the floors. Starting Monday, I'm gonna be doing short home workouts three times a day and revising my budget and resume. RE: Boredom thread - Duchess - 03-21-2020 Thank gawd for weed & the internet. RE: Boredom thread - HairOfTheDog - 03-21-2020 (03-21-2020, 05:50 PM)Duchess Wrote: Thank gawd for weed & the internet. And alcohol! ') RE: Boredom thread - Duchess - 03-21-2020 Cheers! RE: Boredom thread - Clang McFly - 03-21-2020 (03-21-2020, 05:03 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Yeah, I'm trying to avoid total boredom and going stir crazy too.Starting Monday,I'm going get my laundry,dishes and apartment cleaned. I think 4 days of boredom and fun is enough. I think I'll try to cook my pork chops and sausages I bought a year ago and have just been sitting in the freezer. Might also start buying some eggs and make some scrambled eggs. RE: Boredom thread - BigMark - 03-21-2020 i rang the devils doorbell four times last night RE: Boredom thread - Duchess - 03-21-2020 (03-21-2020, 06:50 PM)BigMark Wrote: i rang the devils doorbell four times last night *high five* Good job! RE: Boredom thread - Clang McFly - 03-21-2020 I drank the devil's juice* 3-4 times last night. *Bourbon, you sick fucks. RE: Boredom thread - BigMark - 03-21-2020 looks like you blew a seal. RE: Boredom thread - cannongal - 03-21-2020 You could always build a distillery. I'd be your bestie after the liquor stores closed. RE: Boredom thread - MirahM - 03-21-2020 (03-21-2020, 06:50 PM)BigMark Wrote: i rang the devils doorbell four times last night Wow I only managed one time today RE: Boredom thread - BigMark - 03-21-2020 I just made some killer steaks and bakee potatoes, you rub the potatoes with oil then sprinkle kosher salt then bake right on the oven grill 350 for an hour, oh yeah fork it first RE: Boredom thread - BigMark - 03-21-2020 Now I'm in the spa with titos and ginger ale RE: Boredom thread - HairOfTheDog - 03-21-2020 Are you naked? RE: Boredom thread - BigMark - 03-21-2020 Yeah, my junk is doing the propeller. RE: Boredom thread - HairOfTheDog - 03-21-2020 Well........you've got the booze and the propeller, now all you need is a little motor-boating (which makes me wonder how MS is doing). RE: Boredom thread - BigMark - 03-21-2020 i feel guilty and must confess the g spot toy was responsible for two of the rings but my one armed ass did grab the rope and rang that fucker twice. RE: Boredom thread - BigMark - 03-21-2020 you will thank me later... https://www.amazon.com/Rechargeable-Clitoral-Waterproof-Vibrations-Stimulator/dp/B07QKZFNJW RE: Boredom thread - BigMark - 03-21-2020 this movie is stupid fun... |