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Matted Hairy - Printable Version

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- SyberBitch - 02-12-2009

Hey Sin, can we trade her for the other newbie numbskulls we recently acquired?

- Gogo - 02-12-2009

SyberCOW your on the shit list

- Sinister - 02-12-2009

SyberBitch Wrote:Hey Sin, can we trade her for the other newbie numbskulls we recently acquired?

What's the problem with this one, now? She ain't been here but half a goddamn day; what's the deal?

- sally - 02-12-2009

SyberBitch Wrote:Hey Sin, can we trade her for the other newbie numbskulls we recently acquired?

You see what happens, this is why I don't even talk to the newbies. Next thing ya know, they are followin you all over the forum talking crazy shit and doing God only knows what with your pictures.

- SyberBitch - 02-12-2009

Sinister Wrote:
SyberBitch Wrote:Hey Sin, can we trade her for the other newbie numbskulls we recently acquired?
What's the problem with this one, now? She ain't been here but half a goddamn day; what's the deal?

I'm saying that based on her last few posts in newb hall, she's better than the whole recent passle.

- SyberBitch - 02-12-2009

sally Wrote:You see what happens, this is why I don't even talk to the newbies. Next thing ya know, they are followin you all over the forum talking crazy shit and doing God only knows what with your pictures.

Nothing they don't do with pictures of every other female they come across.... namely dripping, drooling and squirting all over them, pretending they are their new girlfriends, taping the faces on their cheap sex dolls...

- Sinister - 02-12-2009

SyberBitch Wrote:
sally Wrote:You see what happens, this is why I don't even talk to the newbies. Next thing ya know, they are followin you all over the forum talking crazy shit and doing God only knows what with your pictures.
Nothing they don't do with pictures of every other female they come across.... namely dripping, drooling and squirting all over them, pretending they are their new girlfriends, taping the faces on their cheap sex dolls...

Or, in MF's case, on his body pillow. 116

- Fry Guy - 02-13-2009

SyberBitch Wrote:Sinister excuse me while I whine and bitch and tell myself I am mocking.......

[color="navy"]Haven't you got to puree some apples before your boyfriend wakes from his Grampa nap. Man has to keep his energy levels up.[/color]

- Gogo - 02-13-2009

SyberBitch Wrote:
sally Wrote:You see what happens, this is why I don't even talk to the newbies. Next thing ya know, they are followin you all over the forum talking crazy shit and doing God only knows what with your pictures.
Nothing they don't do with pictures of every other female they come across.... namely dripping, drooling and squirting all over them, pretending they are their new girlfriends, taping the faces on their cheap sex dolls...

IRONY

- SyberBitch - 02-13-2009

Shy Guy Wrote:[color="navy"]Haven't you got to puree some apples before your boyfriend wakes from his Grampa nap. Man has to keep his energy levels up.[/color]

Don't you need to go wash the stench of your mom's twat off your face? Or are you not finished accepting sympathy sex from her today?

- SyberBitch - 02-13-2009

GoogleBot Wrote:
SyberBitch Wrote:Nothing they don't do with pictures of every other female they come across.... namely dripping, drooling and squirting all over them, pretending they are their new girlfriends, taping the faces on their cheap sex dolls...

IRONY

I see no irony since that's what you've done here....

- Fry Guy - 02-13-2009

SyberBitch Wrote:
Shy Guy Wrote:[color="navy"]Haven't you got to puree some apples before your boyfriend wakes from his Grampa nap. Man has to keep his energy levels up.[/color]
Don't you need to go wash the stench of your mom's twat off your face? Or are you not finished accepting sympathy sex from her today?

[color="blue"]My Mother died of Bowel Cancer in September.
I live 3000 kms from where she was buried if your next clever comeback has to do with Necrophilia[/color]

- matted hairy - 02-13-2009

SyberBitch Wrote:Hey Sin, can we trade her for the other newbie numbskulls we recently acquired?

Wait, wut, you want to trade me off after all that happy horseshit? : Diablo

- SyberBitch - 02-13-2009

Shy Guy Wrote:
SyberBitch Wrote:
Shy Guy Wrote:[color="navy"]Haven't you got to puree some apples before your boyfriend wakes from his Grampa nap. Man has to keep his energy levels up.[/color]
Don't you need to go wash the stench of your mom's twat off your face? Or are you not finished accepting sympathy sex from her today?
[color="blue"]My Mother died of Bowel Cancer in September.
I live 3000 kms from where she was buried if your next clever comeback has to do with Necrophilia[/color]

I never specified whether or not she was alive at the time. Do you keep her in the upstairs closet? Or do you keep her in the living room and play dress up with her? Is your name Norman?

- SyberBitch - 02-13-2009

matted hairy Wrote:
SyberBitch Wrote:Hey Sin, can we trade her for the other newbie numbskulls we recently acquired?
Wait, wut, you want to trade me off after all that happy horseshit? ::

I take back what I said.

- Fry Guy - 02-13-2009

SyberBitch Wrote:
Shy Guy Wrote:
SyberBitch Wrote:
Shy Guy Wrote:[color="navy"]Haven't you got to puree some apples before your boyfriend wakes from his Grampa nap. Man has to keep his energy levels up.[/color]
Don't you need to go wash the stench of your mom's twat off your face? Or are you not finished accepting sympathy sex from her today?
[color="blue"]My Mother died of Bowel Cancer in September.
I live 3000 kms from where she was buried if your next clever comeback has to do with Necrophilia[/color]
I never specified whether or not she was alive at the time. Do you keep her in the upstairs closet? Or do you keep her in the living room and play dress up with her? Is your name Norman?

[color="darkred"]
..and cue with the Necrophilia lame. Nothing if not predictable.
Course not that you ARE nothing. Why you are obese, stupid and ugly too.

Yes she IS buried 3000KMs away from me. Something you seem to have overlooked with your Necrophiliac incest fantasies.

Now you are what 41? 42? Your lovers are ol enough to be your Father. The averge age of a new Father is 27. The average male life expectancy is around 70.

You have admitted you screw men old enough to be your Dad. That is one tick in the Incent Necrophiliac fantasy.
Now let's dop the sums 43+27 =70yrs.
You screw men who are near the end of their "expected life expectancy"

Another big tick for Incestual Necrophiliac Fantasies. These are your fantasies about my dead mother, not mine. Projection is sign of a psychologically unsound mind and let alone sharing stuff like this with strangers.[/color]

- Momster - 02-14-2009

Holy hell. There is no mocking here. Only chimpanzees flinging shit.

- Fry Guy - 02-14-2009

Not really a subject I wanted to feel compelled to retort to....but there you go.

- Momster - 02-14-2009

Shy Guy Wrote:Not really a subject I wanted to feel compelled to retort to....but there you go.

Who the fuck are you anyway?

- Fry Guy - 02-14-2009

WHO THE FUCK AM I????

I am Shy Guy. A pleasure to meet you.