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RE: I lost my virginity to - aussiefriend - 05-31-2020

(04-20-2020, 01:17 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(04-20-2020, 07:30 AM)cannongal Wrote:  Note to self:  disable wifi when drinking wine.


Bitch please. Where the hell is the fun in that. We have an entire thread in here dedicated to just that. You haven't lived until you've read Aussie shit faced on Cointreau.

You know what? Guess what? My teenager is 17 this year. She doesn't let me get away with shit. When they are little and asleep in bed, you can do what you like. I am not smoking these days but I am having a cig tonight, I had to ask her permission to have one inside because it is so cold outside, she said yes. 

I am a good mum though, she is very cheeky these days. When I felt like the biggest loser in the world today for propositioning a guy she put her arms around me and said, mum you are not the stupidest person in the world, stop saying that.


RE: I lost my virginity to - BigMark - 05-31-2020

As long as Clang hangs in there you are safe.


RE: I lost my virginity to - Duchess - 05-31-2020

Good Lord, little Aussie is 17. Where the hell has time gone. She was just a child in elementary school.


RE: I lost my virginity to - aussiefriend - 05-31-2020

I don't think Cannongal likes me, I don't know why.


RE: I lost my virginity to - aussiefriend - 05-31-2020

Oh my God Duch, if I borrow one of her L'oreal face wipes she accuses me of stealing. If I ask for any help she gives me eyerolls. And she's got a smart answer for everything. It's exhausting. I have told her, I am not a young mother, and she has had a good life, if she gives me a hard time, it hurts my health.


RE: I lost my virginity to - Duchess - 05-31-2020

She doesn't much like me either.   hah


RE: I lost my virginity to - Duchess - 05-31-2020

(05-31-2020, 01:48 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Oh my God Duch, if I borrow one of her L'oreal face wipes she accuses me of stealing. If I ask for any help she gives me eyerolls. And she's got a smart answer for everything. It's exhausting. I have told her, I am not a young mother, and she has had a good life, if she gives me a hard time, it hurts my health.


I think it's probably just the age, honey. She's not really a kid anymore but she's not yet an adult either.


RE: I lost my virginity to - aussiefriend - 05-31-2020

What did we do? Is it because we live in a house and she lives in a trailer?

Is there a toilet in the trailer or do you have to go to a separate building?

Are they safe? Do pedophiles and criminals live there or the hard working working class trying to make ends meet.

Your USA would look different without guns. But because there are so many predators there, I would definitely own the best of the best and so I was safe at home.


RE: I lost my virginity to - MirahM - 05-31-2020

(05-31-2020, 01:48 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Oh my God Duch, if I borrow one of her L'oreal face wipes she accuses me of stealing. If I ask for any help she gives me eyerolls. And she's got a smart answer for everything. It's exhausting. I have told her, I am not a young mother, and she has had a good life, if she gives me a hard time, it hurts my health.

Teens that age rarely respect the adults around them, especially those they are closest to.


RE: I lost my virginity to - Maggot - 05-31-2020

Ya think?  hah  you have to knock them down a bit sometimes. it's good for them.


RE: I lost my virginity to - cannongal - 06-01-2020

(05-31-2020, 01:42 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: I don't think Cannongal likes me, I don't know why.

I don't like or dislike anyone.    I  just reminisced about you crashing my munchausen thread.


RE: I lost my virginity to - BigMark - 06-01-2020

How can you not like me?


RE: I lost my virginity to - Duchess - 06-01-2020

Rub his belly, CG. RUB IT RIGHT NOW!


RE: I lost my virginity to - cannongal - 06-01-2020

(06-01-2020, 03:55 PM)Duchess Wrote: Rub his belly, CG. RUB IT RIGHT NOW!

Only if it's furry.    I have a kink for manly body hair.


RE: I lost my virginity to - Duchess - 06-01-2020

I have a thing for facial hair.   116


RE: I lost my virginity to - cannongal - 06-01-2020

Ooh,  whisker burn on boobies is the bestest feeling in the world.  hah   I actually have a kink for that,  too,  but it only gets satisfied in the winter.   :(


RE: I lost my virginity to - cannongal - 06-01-2020

(06-01-2020, 03:26 PM)cannongal Wrote:
(05-31-2020, 01:42 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: I don't think Cannongal likes me, I don't know why.

I don't like or dislike anyone.    I  just reminisced about you crashing my munchausen thread.


I take that back.    I like Clang,  he was willing to take my stepdaughter off of my hands.   I sent him
M & M 's  for Christmas.


RE: I lost my virginity to - Clang McFly - 06-01-2020

(06-01-2020, 04:13 PM)cannongal Wrote:
(06-01-2020, 03:26 PM)cannongal Wrote:
(05-31-2020, 01:42 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: I don't think Cannongal likes me, I don't know why.

I don't like or dislike anyone.    I  just reminisced about you crashing my munchausen thread.


I take that back.    I like Clang,  he was willing to take my stepdaughter off of my hands.   I sent him
M & M 's  for Christmas.
Still willing. I'm very sure she is hotter than Ginny. Looks like things are cooling off with Ginny already. Ginny doesn't know when she can go out with me again because she broke her left hand and her 19 year old daughter said she wants to kill herself. I asked if it was teen drama or she needed professional help. Ginny said she didn't know


RE: I lost my virginity to - cannongal - 06-01-2020

She convinced her father to let her move back in here while I was up on the mountain.    I  asked her if hir life's goal was to let every sausage in the state into her crotch receptacle.    She's in her room,  pouting now.


RE: I lost my virginity to - Duchess - 06-01-2020

How old is this girl?