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Longevity - Maggot - 04-30-2020

These people are still above ground:

Jerry Lee Lewis
Little Richard
Andy Griffith
Dick van Dyke

How many can you think of?


RE: Longevity - Clang McFly - 04-30-2020

Betty White
Keith Richards
Madonna


RE: Longevity - Duchess - 04-30-2020

I would have said Betty White if Clang hadn't.

Willie Nelson!


RE: Longevity - Ski at 1SKY6 - 04-30-2020

(04-30-2020, 08:23 AM)Maggot Wrote: These people are still above ground:

Andy Griffith

Are you saying they didn't bury him yet?
Andy Griffith died on July 3, 2012


RE: Longevity - Maggot - 04-30-2020

(04-30-2020, 02:04 PM)Ski at 1SKY6 Wrote:
(04-30-2020, 08:23 AM)Maggot Wrote: These people are still above ground:

Andy Griffith

Are you saying they didn't bury him yet?
Andy Griffith died on July 3, 2012

Now I must weep the tears of ignorance........... ya fuck.  Smiley_emoticons_razz


RE: Longevity - Carsman - 04-30-2020

Olivia De Haviland

Eva Marie Saint

Larry Storch

Carl Reiner

Donald Trump



RE: Longevity - Maggot - 04-30-2020

Larry Storch is a good one!  Agarn!!!


RE: Longevity - Carsman - 05-01-2020


Robert Wagner

Joe Biden



RE: Longevity - Rootilda - 05-01-2020

(04-30-2020, 08:37 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Betty White
Keith Richards
Madonna

Madonna!? How old do you think she is?   hah


RE: Longevity - Clang McFly - 05-01-2020

(05-01-2020, 04:17 PM)Rootilda Wrote:
(04-30-2020, 08:37 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Betty White
Keith Richards
Madonna

Madonna!? How old do you think she is?   hah
80 or 90 right?


RE: Longevity - Maggot - 05-01-2020

I've always considered her a "kid" but now have to reflect and think twice about that.


RE: Longevity - Carsman - 05-03-2020

(05-01-2020, 04:17 PM)Rootilda Wrote:
(04-30-2020, 08:37 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Betty White
Keith Richards
Madonna

Madonna!? How old do you think she is?   hah

(05-01-2020, 05:17 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(05-01-2020, 04:17 PM)Rootilda Wrote:
(04-30-2020, 08:37 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Betty White
Keith Richards
Madonna

Madonna!? How old do you think she is?   hah
80 or 90 right?

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Nehemiah Persoff



RE: Longevity - Maggot - 05-09-2020

Little Richard won't be coming down for breakfast anymore. R.I.P. you strange bastard. 



Elton John liked him better than Jerry lee Lewis because he pounded the keys.


RE: Longevity - Ski at 1SKY6 - 05-09-2020

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Horn died from Covid-19 complications. He first met Siegfried aboard a cruise ship. Horn, who had smuggled his pet cheetah aboard the ship, told Fischbacher, (who was a doing magic show) "Siegfried, Making a rabbit disappear is ordinary. I can make a gerbil disappear. Come to my stateroom and I will show you how."

https://www.rgj.com/story/news/2020/05/08/roy-horn-siegfried-and-roy-dies-covid-19/3101571001/


RE: Longevity - Maggot - 05-09-2020

Is that the one that got bit by the Tiger or was it the Blond one?


RE: Longevity - Ski at 1SKY6 - 05-09-2020

Horn is the blonde. He was mauled and dragged offstage by Montecore, a 400-pound Siberian tiger, during a live show on Oct. 3, 2003. That ended Siegfried & Roy's successful Las Vegas run. A gerbil was not part of the show that night but was backstage. 


RE: Longevity - Maggot - 05-09-2020

Was the Tiger dragging him backstage to feed the gerbil?


RE: Longevity - Ski at 1SKY6 - 05-09-2020

The gerbil had been on tour as an Elton John impersonator and was comped tickets to see Siegfried and Roy. Elton had wired ahead so the talented little guy would get treated well. 

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RE: Longevity - BigMark - 05-09-2020

That's some pretty sick shit, how about just an oiled up thump not a gerbil?


RE: Longevity - Ski at 1SKY6 - 05-09-2020

(05-09-2020, 10:12 PM)BigMark Wrote: That's some pretty sick shit, how about just an oiled up thump not a gerbil?

The little guy has been in some of Elton's live appearances.
You just can't see him, but he's there.



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