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Chinese massage - BigMark - 08-25-2020

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RE: Chinese massage - Clang McFly - 08-25-2020

(08-25-2020, 04:40 PM)BigMark Wrote: [Image: tenor.gif?itemid=7361857]
I didn't watch the whole thing, does it have a happy ending?

RE: Chinese massage - MirahM - 08-25-2020

THat guy has some serious shoulder blades

RE: Chinese massage - Maggot - 08-25-2020

That's a gay image, I don't even want to watch it again.

RE: Chinese massage - sally - 08-25-2020

This has made a mockery of my Chinese sausage. Stupid jackass.

RE: Chinese massage - Clang McFly - 08-25-2020

(08-25-2020, 10:11 PM)sally Wrote: This has made a mockery of my Chinese sausage. Stupid jackass.
Sorry, we didn't know you were Chinese and a man. Boy do we have egg foo young on our faces.

RE: Chinese massage - sally - 08-25-2020

Shrimp dumplings, niggers! I'd like to see the chink who wants to challenge me on a dumpling. These are so good you wouldn't know what the fuck to do with yourself.


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RE: Chinese massage - sally - 08-25-2020

I am such a good cook. I suck at life otherwise, but I make damn good dumplings. Tomorrow chinese sausage fried rice.

RE: Chinese massage - Duchess - 08-26-2020

I've never made anything like that in my life.

RE: Chinese massage - MirahM - 08-26-2020

It looks amazing. And I bet it tastes amazing!

RE: Chinese massage - BigMark - 08-26-2020

I guess it was a great spoof as she posted food in it.

RE: Chinese massage - Duchess - 08-26-2020

What are those little seeds that look like mouse poop?

RE: Chinese massage - Clang McFly - 08-26-2020

(08-26-2020, 04:30 PM)Duchess Wrote: What are those little seeds that look like mouse poop?
Mouse poop.

RE: Chinese massage - sally - 08-26-2020

Umm sesame seeds. Jesus christ.

RE: Chinese massage - sally - 08-26-2020

And these are the people voting for Biden. They don't even know what a goddamn sesame seed is.

RE: Chinese massage - Duchess - 08-26-2020

(08-26-2020, 05:13 PM)sally Wrote: Umm sesame seeds. Jesus christ.

Oh c'mon. You know damn well I don't have anything like that in my kitchen, or you should. 

RE: Chinese massage - Clang McFly - 08-26-2020

(08-26-2020, 05:15 PM)sally Wrote: And these are the people voting for Biden. They don't even know what a goddamn sesame seed is.
I know what sesame seed is. Mouse poop is black/brown, sesame seeds are white. Sesame seeds look more like my dandruff than mouse poop.

RE: Chinese massage - sally - 08-26-2020

Yes you fat retarded fuck, the sesame seeds on your daily hamburger bun is indeed white, but they come in black as well.

RE: Chinese massage - BigMark - 08-26-2020

Black seeds matter!

RE: Chinese massage - Maggot - 08-26-2020

Two all beef patty's special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun. If my taste buds were better I might care.