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Chinese massage - BigMark - 08-25-2020
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RE: Chinese massage - Clang McFly - 08-25-2020
(08-25-2020, 04:40 PM)BigMark Wrote:I didn't watch the whole thing, does it have a happy ending?
RE: Chinese massage - MirahM - 08-25-2020
THat guy has some serious shoulder blades
RE: Chinese massage - Maggot - 08-25-2020
That's a gay image, I don't even want to watch it again.
RE: Chinese massage - sally - 08-25-2020
This has made a mockery of my Chinese sausage. Stupid jackass.
RE: Chinese massage - Clang McFly - 08-25-2020
(08-25-2020, 10:11 PM)sally Wrote: This has made a mockery of my Chinese sausage. Stupid jackass.Sorry, we didn't know you were Chinese and a man. Boy do we have egg foo young on our faces.
RE: Chinese massage - sally - 08-25-2020
Shrimp dumplings, niggers! I'd like to see the chink who wants to challenge me on a dumpling. These are so good you wouldn't know what the fuck to do with yourself.
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RE: Chinese massage - sally - 08-25-2020
I am such a good cook. I suck at life otherwise, but I make damn good dumplings. Tomorrow chinese sausage fried rice.
RE: Chinese massage - Duchess - 08-26-2020
I've never made anything like that in my life.
RE: Chinese massage - MirahM - 08-26-2020
It looks amazing. And I bet it tastes amazing!
RE: Chinese massage - BigMark - 08-26-2020
I guess it was a great spoof as she posted food in it.
RE: Chinese massage - Duchess - 08-26-2020
What are those little seeds that look like mouse poop?
RE: Chinese massage - Clang McFly - 08-26-2020
(08-26-2020, 04:30 PM)Duchess Wrote: What are those little seeds that look like mouse poop?Mouse poop.
RE: Chinese massage - sally - 08-26-2020
Umm sesame seeds. Jesus christ.
RE: Chinese massage - sally - 08-26-2020
And these are the people voting for Biden. They don't even know what a goddamn sesame seed is.
RE: Chinese massage - Duchess - 08-26-2020
(08-26-2020, 05:13 PM)sally Wrote: Umm sesame seeds. Jesus christ.
Oh c'mon. You know damn well I don't have anything like that in my kitchen, or you should.
RE: Chinese massage - Clang McFly - 08-26-2020
(08-26-2020, 05:15 PM)sally Wrote: And these are the people voting for Biden. They don't even know what a goddamn sesame seed is.I know what sesame seed is. Mouse poop is black/brown, sesame seeds are white. Sesame seeds look more like my dandruff than mouse poop.
RE: Chinese massage - sally - 08-26-2020
Yes you fat retarded fuck, the sesame seeds on your daily hamburger bun is indeed white, but they come in black as well.
RE: Chinese massage - BigMark - 08-26-2020
Black seeds matter!
RE: Chinese massage - Maggot - 08-26-2020
Two all beef patty's special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun. If my taste buds were better I might care.