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- patton - 02-11-2009

I'm patton interesting place you have here.


- Middle Finger - 02-11-2009

Tard Alert


- patton - 02-11-2009

To bad i haven't found one i like yet


- Middle Finger - 02-11-2009

Thanks. Sounds like you'll fit right in.



- Sinister - 02-11-2009

Jesus Christ "writeing"???? ::doh::

The ROE have recently been updated; perhaps you write but don't read. The ONLY warning you will get to load an avatar and a bitch name is from me and this is it.

Comply, or be banned. It's your choice. And how did you find this board? Why do you think you can hang with the big dogs here? Ain'tbut one nice person on this board and she isn't around right now. As stupid as you appear to be, maybe you'll bring out the mean in her, too.

Fuck you're off to a really bad start.



- patton - 02-11-2009

I had to find one i liked and i did


- Middle Finger - 02-11-2009

Patton, you're highly responsive and quick to adapt. That will be seen as a positive.


- Sinister - 02-11-2009

patton Wrote:I had to find one i liked and i did

Well good for you. <picture of Sinister patting patton's pointed and empty head>

And the rest, or are you so dense you didn't read my whole post?



- patton - 02-11-2009

Sinister Wrote:
patton Wrote:I had to find one i liked and i did

Well good for you. <picture of Sinister patting patton's pointed and empty head>

And the rest, or are you so dense you didn't read my whole post?
i read it and the AOL address don't got one and i'm still thinking of a name for the outher one but when i do you will know


- Middle Finger - 02-11-2009

::rolllaugh:: Oh God, there's nothing funnier than watching Sinister get Tard-Tortured.


- Sinister - 02-11-2009

patton Wrote:i read it and the AOL address don't got one and i'm still thinking of a name for the outher one but when i do you will know

I am not a patient person. I'm not a nice person either, and I get more enjoyment from banning asshats like you than I do from letting you in.

It is my call what happens to you, so keep that in mind. I haven't had much coffee yet and the members here can tell you what that means. You're lucky about one thing; I do have smokes. Get on it, the clock is ticking.



- patton - 02-11-2009

Sinister Wrote:
patton Wrote:i read it and the AOL address don't got one and i'm still thinking of a name for the outher one but when i do you will know
I am not a patient person. I'm not a nice person either, and I get more enjoyment from banning asshats like you than I do from letting you in.

It is my call what happens to you, so keep that in mind. I haven't had much coffee yet and the members here can tell you what that means. You're lucky about one thing; I do have smokes. Get on it, the clock is ticking.
Happy now? When you say jump i don't ask how high.


- Middle Finger - 02-11-2009

Patton, just a guess here, but maybe you should actually appear to be breathing and answer the questions she asked you in post #5.


- Sinister - 02-11-2009

patton Wrote:Happy now? When you say jump i don't ask how high.
Geezus H tap-dancin' CHRIST.......

That is NOT a bitch name. Why is this such a difficult thing for your addled and alleged brain to grasp????


[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
Quote:Patton, just a guess here, but maybe you should actually appear to be breathing and answer the questions she asked you in post #5.
CONCUR!!! Dumbass.



- Middle Finger - 02-11-2009

Patton, if you read the sticky at the top of this forum like the registration page and your two brain cells responsible for common sense might have hinted at you, you would have read this regarding your Bitch Name:

YOU ADD A BITCH NAME BY GOING TO YOUR ACCOUNT PROFILE AND ENTERING A CUSTOM TITLE. BITCH NAMES ARE PHRASES THAT END WITH THE WORD "BITCH," SUCH AS: "Rock n' roll bitch, "Ass-Slapping Bitch," or "Dentist Bitch." Make up something that fits.



- Sinister - 02-11-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:Patton, if you read the sticky at the top of this forum like the registration page and your two brain cells responsible for common sense told you, you would have read this regarding your Bitch Name:

YOU ADD A BITCH NAME BY GOING TO YOUR ACCOUNT PROFILE AND ENTERING A CUSTOM TITLE. BITCH NAMES ARE PHRASES THAT END WITH THE WORD "BITCH," SUCH AS: "Rock n' roll bitch, "Ass-Slapping Bitch," or "Dentist Bitch." Make up something that fits.
You really need to quit helping the mentally deficient here, asshat. If he can't figure this shit out on his own, I don't want him here.


- Middle Finger - 02-11-2009

By the way, to those who don't like the avatar/bitch name requirement or other associated Initiation requirements - here's an extra big Fuck You post. Patton is a perfect example of how valuable this genetic screening process is. Before this idiot gets let out into the forest, it's best that he gets the basics of how to fucking respond, write, and follow simple instructions ... otherwise, he is just going to be way too retarded to have around. It's best to deal with tardation early.



- patton - 02-11-2009

Wow you are so picky there i feel so bad i'm going to get a beer


- Middle Finger - 02-11-2009

Where's Jackboots? Someone needs to teach this tard how to use a god damn comma.


- Cynical Ninja - 02-11-2009

patton Wrote:I'm patton interesting place you have here.

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