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Christmas gifts - Maggot - 10-11-2020
I was just thinking that if the professor plays her cards right and she does what I tell her to do I might get that self cleaning litter box for Christmas this year.
RE: Christmas gifts - MirahM - 10-11-2020
I'll fucking buy it for her.
Jesus christ. I know you are joking!
What kinds of things do you have to do to get gifts from her? (I'm almost afraid to ask)
RE: Christmas gifts - Maggot - 10-11-2020
Oh, I just shoot for the sky sometimes. I never got that stupid dbl breasted plaid jacket I had my eye on for 30 yrs.
RE: Christmas gifts - BigMark - 10-12-2020
Santa can suck it this year.
RE: Christmas gifts - Maggot - 10-12-2020
I've been looking at those robot dogs lately, they look real.
RE: Christmas gifts - Duchess - 10-12-2020
(10-12-2020, 06:09 AM)BigMark Wrote: Santa can suck it this year.
*gasp* Take it back! Take it back right now!
RE: Christmas gifts - BigMark - 10-12-2020
Suck it!
RE: Christmas gifts - Duchess - 10-13-2020
RE: Christmas gifts - cannongal - 10-13-2020
Wait, you shit in a litter box?
RE: Christmas gifts - Clang McFly - 10-13-2020
(10-13-2020, 05:34 PM)cannongal Wrote: Wait, you shit in a litter box?Yes, he does. Then he mails it to cult leader Trump so it can be blessed and Maggot can ascend to Cheeto level 2020
RE: Christmas gifts - cannongal - 10-13-2020
(10-13-2020, 05:44 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:As long as it's postage pre paid....(10-13-2020, 05:34 PM)cannongal Wrote: Wait, you shit in a litter box?Yes, he does. Then he mails it to cult leader Trump so it can be blessed and Maggot can ascend to Cheeto level 2020
RE: Christmas gifts - Maggot - 10-13-2020
I don't think Clang has ever had to clean a litter box. But I think he is entitled, that's for people that care about things like Cats.
RE: Christmas gifts - Clang McFly - 10-13-2020
(10-13-2020, 07:10 PM)Maggot Wrote: I don't think Clang has ever had to clean a litter box. But I think he is entitled, that's for people that care about things like Cats.I cleaned my 5 cat's litterbox plenty when I was in my teens and our family had cats. I was also the one that always fed them. I was the responsible one compared to my 4 lazy brothers. Now they're all responsible and I'm the semi lazy, procrastinating brother. What the hell happened to me?
RE: Christmas gifts - BigMark - 10-13-2020
You put the lime in the gay coconut.
RE: Christmas gifts - Clang McFly - 10-14-2020
(10-13-2020, 11:05 PM)BigMark Wrote: You put the lime in the gay coconut.No such thing as a gay coconut. They're not very happy about getting sliced in half with a machete. *dons his gay apparel*