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5 odd things.... - cannongal - 12-04-2020 ....about yourself. 1. I joined the carnival when I was 19 and traveled around the East Coast for a year. 2. I totaled 14 cars in my lifetime. 3. My Dad bought me 12 of those cars. 4. I can write backwards and forwards at the same time. 5. I live in a poly household. RE: 5 odd things.... - MirahM - 12-04-2020 THE CARNIVAL?! That is awesome! Also #5 wow. I will think about mine and post them. I cannot write backwards and forwards at the same time....but I've never tried? RE: 5 odd things.... - Clang McFly - 12-04-2020 1. In 10th grade I wrote a dirty homoerotic Spanish conversation about 2 dudes eating each other's beach balls. Got in school suspension. 2. I threw traffic cones into bushes and got arrested and 20 hours of community service. 3. My knees are double jointed. 4. In high school I stabbed a classmate/bully in the hand with a pen. I was so worried i was going to get in trouble and the classmate would get ink poisoning. Neither happened. 5. I tried shaving my chest and almost cut my left nipple off. RE: 5 odd things.... - MirahM - 12-04-2020 Now I am in pain! Ouch! RE: 5 odd things.... - BigMark - 12-04-2020 1. I have a left nipple collection. 2. I'm in a poly ethylene relationship 3. I saw Metallica open for Ozzie with my brother who had just escaped from Folsom maximum security prison. 4. I have done 350 skydives and have had many people around me die. 5. I have saved Two peoples lives. RE: 5 odd things.... - MirahM - 12-04-2020 I can't top those! RE: 5 odd things.... - BigMark - 12-05-2020 Do you have a left nipple by any chance? RE: 5 odd things.... - BigMark - 12-05-2020 (12-04-2020, 06:47 PM)cannongal Wrote: ....about yourself.Two girls and a guy? RE: 5 odd things.... - sally - 12-05-2020 Both my hair and nipples get puffy when it's hot and humid outside. That's all I have. RE: 5 odd things.... - BigMark - 12-05-2020 I would accept photo graphic proof. RE: 5 odd things.... - cannongal - 12-05-2020 (12-04-2020, 11:14 PM)BigMark Wrote: 2. I'm in a poly ethylene relationship Since Ethylene is a gas, I will assume Mrs. Biggie likes it when you fart. RE: 5 odd things.... - cannongal - 12-05-2020 (12-04-2020, 11:19 PM)MirahM Wrote: I can't top those! Not asking you to top it, just asking you to list 5 things about yourself. RE: 5 odd things.... - cannongal - 12-05-2020 (12-05-2020, 11:55 AM)BigMark Wrote:2 guys, 3 women,.(12-04-2020, 06:47 PM)cannongal Wrote: ....about yourself.Two girls and a guy? RE: 5 odd things.... - Maggot - 12-05-2020 Come and knock on her door Marky. Wait............wa happnd. RE: 5 odd things.... - BigMark - 12-05-2020 Will they be waiting for me? RE: 5 odd things.... - Maggot - 12-05-2020 Take a step that is new............. Just watch out for the poo................ RE: 5 odd things.... - BigMark - 12-05-2020 I'm really curious now, are the guys bi? Do you do orgies? RE: 5 odd things.... - sally - 12-05-2020 That sounds horrible. I cant stand the man I live with much less one more and two bitches. RE: 5 odd things.... - MirahM - 12-06-2020 I would like to be in a relationship with a couple. RE: 5 odd things.... - Clang McFly - 12-06-2020 The Odd Throuple. Felix, Oscar and Big Al from Happy Days. |