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Was Tiger Woods drunk? - Maggot - 02-23-2021

When he did his rollover today?


RE: Was Tiger Woods drunk? - Duchess - 02-23-2021

If we're taking guesses, I'm going to say no. It was 7:00 AM-ish and according to what I've read he was speeding on a route he takes to a golf course and clipped a sign. Not at all saying that he couldn't have possibly spent the night getting shitfaced, but I don't think so.


RE: Was Tiger Woods drunk? - Clang McFly - 02-23-2021

I don't want to believe he was shitfaced, but he probably was.


RE: Was Tiger Woods drunk? - Duchess - 02-23-2021

He recently had another back surgery and I just don't see him deliberately treating his body badly by spending all night getting drunk. He's an athlete, his body is his temple.  Dramaqueen


RE: Was Tiger Woods drunk? - Carsman - 02-23-2021

(02-23-2021, 06:41 PM)Duchess Wrote: He recently had another back surgery and I just don't see him deliberately treating his body badly by spending all night getting drunk. He's an athlete, his body is his temple.  Dramaqueen

His temple was being operated on for many hours as was said on the last news cast I saw around 5:30 pm.

Hope he'll eventually recover and be able walk again! They said his legs were banged up!



RE: Was Tiger Woods drunk? - Maggot - 02-23-2021

Thanks again Cars for putting forth the worst case scenario.  hah


RE: Was Tiger Woods drunk? - Carsman - 02-23-2021

Just being realistic! Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch

Being Operated on for several hours is showing the severity of the situation!


RE: Was Tiger Woods drunk? - Maggot - 02-23-2021

He was standing up when they dragged him out of the SUV. He will be fine. At least he wasn't staggering.


RE: Was Tiger Woods drunk? - sally - 02-23-2021

My husband golfs all the time like that idiot Midwest spy. We just got back from a golf resort that had a pro tournament. Word on the street is Tiger is always drunk.


RE: Was Tiger Woods drunk? - crash - 02-24-2021

His temple gave away some of the most lucrative sports sponsorship deals and one of the most beautiful women on the planet for booze, coke and hookers, you really think he’s rehabilitated enough from then to now? hah


RE: Was Tiger Woods drunk? - Duchess - 02-24-2021

Alrighty. He spent all night fucking whores and chugging booze. At daybreak he made his way to his SUV so he could go golf a few rounds at the country club. Better?


RE: Was Tiger Woods drunk? - crash - 02-24-2021

Who knows, but assuming he was mind altered on his way to wherever is less of a stretch than assuming his body is his temple and he was rushing down to the local whole foods store for an açai bowl


RE: Was Tiger Woods drunk? - Clang McFly - 02-24-2021

(02-24-2021, 06:31 AM)Duchess Wrote: Alrighty. He spent all night fucking whores and chugging booze. At daybreak he made his way to his SUV so he could go golf a few rounds at the country club. Better?

Yes better.


RE: Was Tiger Woods drunk? - Duchess - 02-24-2021

So I'm late to the party. Someone told me earlier today that Tiger has been a booze hound for years and he was busted at least once for driving under the influence after self medicating with what sounds like prescription RX. I guess I'm the last to know this shit.


RE: Was Tiger Woods drunk? - rothschild - 02-24-2021

Does anyone know how old Jack Nicklaus was when he won his last major?


RE: Was Tiger Woods drunk? - Maggot - 02-24-2021

It has been reported that Tiger is off the hook shot.


RE: Was Tiger Woods drunk? - Carsman - 02-24-2021

(02-23-2021, 09:50 PM)Maggot Wrote: He was standing up when they dragged him out of the SUV. He will be fine. At least he wasn't staggering.

? Don't think so!


RE: Was Tiger Woods drunk? - sally - 02-24-2021

(02-24-2021, 01:25 PM)Duchess Wrote: So I'm late to the party. Someone told me earlier today that Tiger has been a booze hound for years and he was busted at least once for driving under the influence after self medicating with what sounds like prescription RX. I guess I'm the last to know this shit.

I told you. Being a little buzzed enhanced his already talent for golf, but he's known too take it a little too far.


RE: Was Tiger Woods drunk? - Duchess - 02-25-2021

I didn't know about any of that. I know who Tiger is of course and what he has accomplished and I know his former wife once chased him out their driveway with one of his clubs (still makes me laugh), but that's about the extent of it. I didn't know the guy had issues.


RE: Was Tiger Woods drunk? - rothschild - 03-07-2021

So what's the deal, Are Tiger's professional golfing days over and done with?