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- johnnywankerstein - 02-08-2009
94 members? Come on now... no one believes that.
- OnBendedKnee - 02-08-2009
Johnny has a wanker? Come on now... no one believes that.
- Liquid - 02-08-2009
johnnywankerstein Wrote:94 members? Come on now... no one believes that.multiple newbie threads.......a no no.
say goodbye fucktard
- johnnywankerstein - 02-08-2009
Oh boy, you sure have thick skin. What a fucking joke.
- OnBendedKnee - 02-08-2009
"Wanker".
"Thick skin".
Johnny, I think you're obsessing on cock tonight.
Are you always this obsessed or was being "touched" by your uncle earlier in the day upsetting to you?
- Sinister - 02-08-2009
Yo, wankerbitch.....pick a bitch name and avatar. I will not tell you again. I will simply toss you into the sewer and be rid of your stupidity.
- ramseycat - 02-08-2009
johnnywankerstein Wrote:Oh boy, you sure have thick skin. What a fucking joke.Thick skin? No one here is thin skinned you itiot. First you have to follow the rules. Second you are to expect getting ripped apart and insulted as this is a MOCK forum.
- johnnywankerstein - 02-08-2009
Boy i sure would like to prove how well I can flame, if only I could find an established member who isn't too much of a bitch to take on the jew cock to the eye. All I see is a bunch of elitist fagtards here, "oohhhh noes!!! the newbie is flaming my asshole into oblivion!!!! LOCK LOCK LOCK!!!!"
- johnnywankerstein - 02-08-2009
But of course, the "established members" are too pussyified to leave threads mocking them unlocked.
You guys don't need new members, you perform enough self-mockery. ::lmao::
- Liquid - 02-08-2009
what the fuck are you talking about?? post something, anything, worth discussing, mocking, or even speaking about. so far it is all mindless babble.
- Sinister - 02-08-2009
As this new bitch claims his/her job is janitor, how many want to bet he takes home used tampons from the girls locker room to beat off to each night? Or just sniffs themto get his little willy hard?
- Phallic_Member - 02-08-2009
[user=7]Sinister[/user] wrote:
Quote:As this new bitch claims his/her job is janitor, how many want to bet he takes home used tampons from the girls locker room to beat off to each night? Or just sniffs them to get his little willy hard?
My money says if that's the case he isn't snagging those rags from you, you menopausal skank.
- LuMPyPussy - 02-08-2009
Sinister Wrote:As this new bitch claims his/her job is janitor, how many want to bet he takes home used tampons from the girls locker room to beat off to each night? Or just sniffs themto get his little willy hard?Considering I used to flush my used tampons back in school, I'm afraid to find out how he's acquiring these things. :shock:
- OnBendedKnee - 02-08-2009
Johnny, Tell me it wasn't your senile and 'heavy set' aunt that groped you earlier in the day, 'cause that's just sick.
- Phallic_Member - 02-08-2009
[user=90]OnBendedKnee[/user] wrote:
Quote:Johnny, Tell me it wasn't your senile and 'heavy set' aunt that groped you earlier in the day, 'cause that's just sick.
You know, judging from that little "heat" bit you rattled off earlier I almost thought, if perhaps borderlining verbose, your flames had a smidgen of creativity. But now here we are resorting to incest. With your lips so firmly sealed around Sinister's prolasped colon I'm shocked you were able to belch that much out.
- Sinister - 02-08-2009
Phallic_Member Wrote:My money says if that's the case he isn't snagging those rags from you, you menopausal skank.As a wet behind the ears, barely un-virgined new bitch, your opinions and your posts mean precisely nothing here. Get the fuck out of my domain, cunt.
- Sinister - 02-08-2009
And PS here, new bitch; you have about 2 minutes to load an avatar and a bitch name or you are history. Never to be thought of or remembered again.
- Sinister - 02-08-2009
Meh...so I only gave you one minute. If you post again without a bitch name AND avatar, you're booted.
- Middle Finger - 02-08-2009
Remember, one that is not too disgusting or disturbing for my tulip-like ass.