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Frogs in the pool - Maggot - 06-02-2021 I can hear them bitches chirping, it wont be long till I'm flinging them over the fence again. The Professor hates them for some reason and they really dont bother me, I pick them up and talk to them saying stuff like "you can fly" "you know you can" RE: Frogs in the pool - MirahM - 06-02-2021 What Why Oh the humanity! RE: Frogs in the pool - cannongal - 06-03-2021 You should, at the very least, staple wings on them. It would go a long way towards boosting their confidence. RE: Frogs in the pool - Maggot - 06-03-2021 At least I'm not using them as bait for Bass. I find that if I send them over the fence they go to the stream where they belong. RE: Frogs in the pool - Maggot - 06-05-2021 5 frogs 5 were swimming around la de da like they owned the place. They were perfect bass fishing frogs but I don't like Bass fishing I like Trout, They are gone gone like the wind now. RE: Frogs in the pool - Maggot - 06-07-2021 It's pretty bad, I've been busy doing other things and I think I can tell the difference between a male and female frog from their croaks now. RE: Frogs in the pool - Carsman - 06-08-2021 (06-07-2021, 09:24 PM)Maggot Wrote: It's pretty bad, I've been busy doing other things and I think I can tell the difference between a male and female frog from their croaks now. Yeah it's easy, The female croaks, "Put out the garbage now" The male croaks, "Yes dear"! RE: Frogs in the pool - Clang McFly - 06-08-2021 (06-08-2021, 10:31 AM)Carsman Wrote:(06-07-2021, 09:24 PM)Maggot Wrote: It's pretty bad, I've been busy doing other things and I think I can tell the difference between a male and female frog from their croaks now. RE: Frogs in the pool - Maggot - 06-20-2021 RE: Frogs in the pool - Clang McFly - 06-20-2021 (06-20-2021, 09:09 AM)Maggot Wrote: RE: Frogs in the pool - username - 06-25-2021 (06-03-2021, 09:52 AM)cannongal Wrote: You should, at the very least, staple wings on them. It would go a long way towards boosting their confidence. Yes. When I was a wee little girl living in VIRGINia, my oldest brother would catch and release frogs keeping only their little legs for cooking. RE: Frogs in the pool - Maggot - 07-10-2021 So those stupid frogs are gone, they don't even go near the pool. But they still raise hell with their stupid croaks and stupid frog stuff. I just know their busting my balls and fucking with me but their driving me nuts. I just went out there and they are singing like Ethel Merman. They're not in the pool because it's chock full of chlorine yet they're out there raising hell. I really don't care but it's not freaking normal. RE: Frogs in the pool - BigMark - 07-10-2021 The Germans tried to take them out, but no, we saved them. RE: Frogs in the pool - username - 07-11-2021 If you keep throwing them into the stream, with practice maybe you could bludgeon a trout with one. RE: Frogs in the pool - rothschild - 07-11-2021 I'll take frogs over loud rap "music". Stop complaining. RE: Frogs in the pool - Clang McFly - 07-11-2021 (07-11-2021, 04:17 PM)rothschild Wrote: I'll take frogs over loud rap "music". Stop complaining. And back to unlikeable. You sound like a grumpy old fart. RE: Frogs in the pool - Maggot - 07-11-2021 My pool is now "perfect" so I was vacuuming it and a few chunks of debris got sucked up. It wasn't that bad until it stopped working. I tried blowing out the lines like I always do but this was a blockage that ignored my normal remedy. So now I need to snake the freaking line and when I started doing that it started raining. Not a gentle fuck me on the lawn rain but a big burst. I scrambled and closed the Bulkhead just in time. I'm kinda glad as I was sick of messing with it. Tomorrow's another day. RE: Frogs in the pool - rothschild - 07-11-2021 (07-11-2021, 06:22 PM)Maggot Wrote: My pool is now "perfect" so I was vacuuming it and a few chunks of debris got sucked up. It wasn't that bad until it stopped working. I tried blowing out the lines like I always do but this was a blockage that ignored my normal remedy. So now I need to snake the freaking line and when I started doing that it started raining. Not a gentle fuck me on the lawn rain but a big burst. I scrambled and closed the Bulkhead just in time. RE: Frogs in the pool - Maggot - 07-11-2021 I don't think I sucked up a frog. RE: Frogs in the pool - Duchess - 07-12-2021 I sometimes see frogs in the horse pool. I don't know how they live given the amount of chlorine in there. Nuclear frogs? Heh. |