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DON'T. JUST DON'T - Duchess - 02-09-2022
Don't put broken cookies in the cookie jar.
Don't use stainless utensils in my good stainless pots & pans.
Do you have any odd quirks?
RE: DON'T. JUST DON'T - sally - 02-09-2022
You have a cookie jar? I use to clean for these people that always had jars of goodies on their counter. Cookies, gold fish, mustard pretzels, caramel popcorn, chef mix...you name it, they had it in a jar. No wonder why the whole family was a bunch of fat fucks.
RE: DON'T. JUST DON'T - sally - 02-09-2022
Oh yeah and that's my quirk, I hated having to move all those jars to clean underneath them.
RE: DON'T. JUST DON'T - Duchess - 02-09-2022
(02-09-2022, 11:51 AM)sally Wrote: You have a cookie jar?
Yeah, I do. You sound surprised.
You must have cleaned for my boss. She used to always have goodies under glass, several of them.
RE: DON'T. JUST DON'T - sally - 02-09-2022
I'm willing to bet that no one else here has a cookie jar. And by cookie jar I don't mean a vagina, Mark.
RE: DON'T. JUST DON'T - pyropappy - 02-09-2022
I have a cookie jar, I tradeoff between Ginger Snaps, Oreos, Chocolate chip and Nutter Butter. Although, I never met a cookie I didn't like.
RE: DON'T. JUST DON'T - Clang McFly - 02-09-2022
(02-09-2022, 11:51 AM)sally Wrote: You have a cookie jar? I use to clean for these people that always had jars of goodies on their counter. Cookies, gold fish, mustard pretzels, caramel popcorn, chef mix...you name it, they had it in a jar. No wonder why the whole family was a bunch of fat fucks.
OCD anal retentive fat fucks. Us true lazy fat fucks wouldn't bother to put cookies or other snacks in a jar. We eat it straight from the bag or box and stuff it in our fat faces.
RE: DON'T. JUST DON'T - Duchess - 02-09-2022
(02-09-2022, 12:09 PM)sally Wrote: I'm willing to bet that no one else here has a cookie jar. And by cookie jar I don't mean a vagina, Mark.
I particularly liked that. Ahahahaha. I do it too. You have to!
...where the hell am I supposed to put the cookies? I am not just keeping a package in the pantry. Shit needs to be organized, woman. I line up all the beverages in the fridge too. Each beverage gets its own line.
RE: DON'T. JUST DON'T - sally - 02-09-2022
(02-09-2022, 01:39 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:Yes exactly! I dont buy cookies often, but when I do I'm not going to dick around putting them in a jar.(02-09-2022, 11:51 AM)sally Wrote: You have a cookie jar? I use to clean for these people that always had jars of goodies on their counter. Cookies, gold fish, mustard pretzels, caramel popcorn, chef mix...you name it, they had it in a jar. No wonder why the whole family was a bunch of fat fucks.
OCD anal retentive fat fucks. Us true lazy fat fucks wouldn't bother to put cookies or other snacks in a jar. We eat it straight from the bag or box and stuff it in our fat faces.
RE: DON'T. JUST DON'T - cannongal - 02-09-2022
I have a few, but the biggest one is don't put soap on a cast iron pan. Hot water and a scrubber is just fine.
RE: DON'T. JUST DON'T - BigMark - 02-09-2022
Leave clothes in the dryer or washer, not making the bed or showering daily.
RE: DON'T. JUST DON'T - crash - 02-09-2022
Don’t rinse the grease from your pan down my sink. There’s paper towel, wipe the fucking thing first.
RE: DON'T. JUST DON'T - sally - 02-11-2022
I just thought of one. My oldest daughter who doesn't live with me, but is here often, to this day refuses to rinse the dish cloth out after she does dishes. She rolls it in a ball with food particles stuck in it and leaves it in the sink that way. Drives me nuts.
RE: DON'T. JUST DON'T - Duchess - 03-13-2022
(02-09-2022, 11:51 AM)sally Wrote: You have a cookie jar?
I have a couple candy dishes too. One of them holds chocolate covered peanuts.
RE: DON'T. JUST DON'T - sally - 03-13-2022
I have my grandmother's glass decorative candy dish, but it's in the attic somewhere along with her tea cups. When I was a little kid I liked to sit in her formal dining room and drink orange spice tea out of the fancy cups and eat the little Hershey kiss shaped mints she always kept in the dish like I was queen Elizabeth.