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NOOOOOOOOO - Duchess - 03-09-2022
According to researchers at the University of Georgia, an invasive species of a spider the size of a child's hand is expected to colonize the entire East Coast this Spring by parachuting down from the sky.
Large Joro spiders, millions of them, are expected to begin ballooning up & down the East Coast as early as May.Researchers have determined the spiders can tolerate cold weather, but are harmless to humans as their fangs are too small to break skin.
Monster spiders. Parachuting down from the sky.
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RE: NOOOOOOOOO - Clang McFly - 03-09-2022
Harmless to humans.....fangs too small to break skin...I soiled my underpants for nothing....
MOIST!
RE: NOOOOOOOOO - sally - 03-09-2022
I'm don't mind spiders. Rats raining down on me would be a different story.
RE: NOOOOOOOOO - Maggot - 03-09-2022
I wonder what sound they make when you step on them.
RE: NOOOOOOOOO - Duchess - 03-09-2022
I'd rather lay in a bed of snakes. Sweet baby Jesus the thought of kid hand size spiders parachuting from the sky is...is just awful. My god.
RE: NOOOOOOOOO - Clang McFly - 03-09-2022
(03-09-2022, 11:59 AM)Duchess Wrote: I'd rather lay in a bed of snakes. Sweet baby Jesus the thought of kid hand size spiders parachuting from the sky is...is just awful. My god.
The thought of kid hand sized spiders with tiny helmets and guns is hilarious.
RE: NOOOOOOOOO - Maggot - 03-09-2022
Just think, you would never know they were in your hair until you felt a tickle and put your hand back there to see what it was. I don't think I would like that.
RE: NOOOOOOOOO - MirahM - 03-09-2022
All I saw was "spider, giant, child's hand" Im scrollin!
RE: NOOOOOOOOO - Duchess - 03-10-2022
I wish I would have! I don't need to know there will be monster sized spiders parachuting down to earth! Gawd.
RE: NOOOOOOOOO - Clang McFly - 03-10-2022
(03-10-2022, 07:29 AM)Duchess Wrote: I wish I would have! I don't need to know there will be monster sized spiders parachuting down to earth! Gawd.
Monster....hehehe. if I ever see one parachuting down, I'll open my mouth and have a tiny snack.
RE: NOOOOOOOOO - Duchess - 03-10-2022
They are all the size of basketballs to me. Monsters!
RE: NOOOOOOOOO - cannongal - 03-10-2022
I was wondering what came after the murder Hornets.
RE: NOOOOOOOOO - Clang McFly - 03-10-2022
(03-10-2022, 10:59 AM)cannongal Wrote: I was wondering what came after the murder Hornets.
Murder hornets now that is something to be scared of. Not tiny harmless parachuting spiders.
RE: NOOOOOOOOO - Duchess - 03-10-2022
There are no harmless spiders.
RE: NOOOOOOOOO - cannongal - 03-10-2022
(03-10-2022, 11:58 AM)Duchess Wrote: There are no harmless spiders.
Charlotte was harmless, she even saved Wilbur's ass from becoming bacon!
RE: NOOOOOOOOO - Duchess - 03-10-2022
Agreed & point taken.