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THERE'S NO BATHROOM - Duchess - 04-30-2022
Have you ever peed behind a tree or bush?
RE: THERE'S NO BATHROOM - Maggot - 04-30-2022
Who hasn't! I remember pissing into a Tequila bottle on the bus coming back from Tijuana once though.
RE: THERE'S NO BATHROOM - Clang McFly - 04-30-2022
(04-30-2022, 07:43 AM)Duchess Wrote: Have you ever peed behind a tree or bush?
Tree, bush, dumpster, wall,etc.....
RE: THERE'S NO BATHROOM - Carsman - 04-30-2022
When I was younger, all the time!
Especially when we used to “drive” to SNAKEland (I HATE SNAKES) I didn’t like flying then.
RE: THERE'S NO BATHROOM - sally - 04-30-2022
All the time. On the side of the highway, in the butterfly garden while we were walking from our hotel to Universal studios, in the bushes at the springs where I got attacked by ticks... my bladder must be the size of a pea because I can't hold it at all or I'll pee myself which I've done that plenty of times too.
RE: THERE'S NO BATHROOM - BigMark - 04-30-2022
Today behind the business that took us too see the Dolphins.
RE: THERE'S NO BATHROOM - Duchess - 04-30-2022
(04-30-2022, 10:53 AM)sally Wrote: in the butterfly garden while we were walking from our hotel
Ahahahaha! Picture that!
RE: THERE'S NO BATHROOM - Clang McFly - 04-30-2022
(04-30-2022, 10:53 AM)sally Wrote: All the time. On the side of the highway, in the butterfly garden while we were walking from our hotel to Universal studios, in the bushes at the springs where I got attacked by ticks... my bladder must be the size of a pea because I can't hold it at all or I'll pee myself which I've done that plenty of times too.
I think my bladder is pea sized also. But I mostly have good bladder control. I only peed myself one time before I made it to my apartment.
RE: THERE'S NO BATHROOM - BigMark - 04-30-2022
You can piss anywhere but chose your pants.
RE: THERE'S NO BATHROOM - Duchess - 04-30-2022
Sally peeing in the butterfly garden will always be funny to me.
RE: THERE'S NO BATHROOM - sally - 04-30-2022
Jayne thought it was hilarious. There is a trail that you can walk from the hotel to Universal Studios and I just couldn't hold it anymore. Thank God no one walked through there and caught me.
RE: THERE'S NO BATHROOM - MirahM - 04-30-2022
Don't pee by a rock where there are fire ants. Friendly advice.
Sometimes I wear skirts on my long drives home just so I can pull over, open the car doors and pee w/ more privacy. Mostly done whenever covid was happening and I didn't want to go into fuel station restrooms.
RE: THERE'S NO BATHROOM - Clang McFly - 05-01-2022
(04-30-2022, 05:12 PM)BigMark Wrote: You can piss anywhere but chose your pants.
I was driving in my car and thought I could make it into my apartment. I was wrong. Dan "Almost Always Wrong" Lastname.
RE: THERE'S NO BATHROOM - BigMark - 05-01-2022
Probably a sitpisser.
RE: THERE'S NO BATHROOM - pyropappy - 05-01-2022
I spent way more time outside working, hunting and fishing; I was rarely even near a head. The world was my head.
RE: THERE'S NO BATHROOM - Carsman - 05-03-2022
(04-30-2022, 07:43 AM)Duchess Wrote: Have you ever peed behind a tree or bush?
Not just peed behind tree, bush, large rock, down a hill on the side of the road, on side of level road between passenger side car doors open . Anywhere on the ground was known as “natures” restroom!
RE: THERE'S NO BATHROOM - sally - 05-04-2022
I locked myself out of the house once and pissed myself. I sat on the front porch and started crying. That's the moment I realized I was pregnant. Who the hell pees themselves and cries, a pregnant woman thats who. And maybe Clang.
RE: THERE'S NO BATHROOM - Clang McFly - 05-04-2022
(05-04-2022, 12:14 AM)sally Wrote: I locked myself out of the house once and pissed myself. I sat on the front porch and started crying. That's the moment I realized I was pregnant. Who the hell pees themselves and cries, a pregnant woman thats who. And maybe Clang.
I never cried. I just changed my pants. I don't know my neighbors that well so I wasn't even embarrassed.
RE: THERE'S NO BATHROOM - BigMark - 05-04-2022
I bent over in front of a customer and my pants ripped.
RE: THERE'S NO BATHROOM - Duchess - 05-04-2022
I hope y'all had a good laugh.