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A note for Chang. - Piglet - 11-18-2022
I dont know if you read a post elsewhere, so im posting this. Your nocturnal pee problems would indicate severe problems in an 80 year old, you need to see a doctor, now. Oh, being in America, that means you will have to pay seven thousand dollars a second.
Just being sarky.
RE: A note for Chang. - Clang McFly - 11-18-2022
Twat? I cunt hear you. I have you on ignore.
RE: A note for Chang. - BigMark - 11-18-2022
The only thing you ignore is important clues from woman.
RE: A note for Chang. - Clang McFly - 11-18-2022
(11-18-2022, 06:02 PM)BigMark Wrote: The only thing you ignore is important clues from woman.
So true. I wouldn't know a woman is interested in me even if she grabbed my dick and started sucking.
RE: A note for Chang. - BigMark - 11-18-2022
If she makes a big production of swallowing, marry her.
RE: A note for Chang. - Clang McFly - 11-18-2022
(11-18-2022, 07:27 PM)BigMark Wrote: If she makes a big production of swallowing, marry her.
If she swallows, I'm calling the cops and have her arrested for eating babies.
(Kidding!)
RE: A note for Chang. - MirahM - 11-19-2022
Gulp
RE: A note for Chang. - MirahM - 11-19-2022
This one time at work
Just before Thanksgiving in fact
I made a joke about Turkeys and I said, "Gobble Gobble" but I made the joke at the wrong time. I was so innocent back then lol, shocked the fuck out of everyone.
RE: A note for Chang. - Piglet - 11-19-2022
I posted this out of concern for your welfare, my sarcasm was aimed at your medical system not you. Now explain your foul mouthed rant, otherwise i might come over there and box your ears, like your father should have.
RE: A note for Chang. - BigMark - 11-19-2022
Then mail them to Uranus.
RE: A note for Chang. - Duchess - 11-19-2022
Please stop calling him Chang. It's Clang, with an L.
RE: A note for Chang. - Clang McFly - 11-19-2022
(11-19-2022, 11:50 AM)Duchess Wrote: Please stop calling him Chang. It's Clang, with an L.
I don't mind being called Chang.
RE: A note for Chang. - rothschild - 11-19-2022
Leave Chang alone, Piglet.
RE: A note for Chang. - Duchess - 11-19-2022
Well alrighty then.
RE: A note for Chang. - sally - 11-19-2022
(11-18-2022, 06:59 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(11-18-2022, 06:02 PM)BigMark Wrote: The only thing you ignore is important clues from woman.
So true. I wouldn't know a woman is interested in me even if she grabbed my dick and started sucking.
(11-18-2022, 07:27 PM)BigMark Wrote: If she makes a big production of swallowing, marry her.
It's not advised to swallow old man's sperm, you'll get cancer.
RE: A note for Chang. - BigMark - 11-19-2022
And a Porsche.
RE: A note for Chang. - Clang McFly - 11-20-2022
(11-19-2022, 06:24 PM)BigMark Wrote: And a Porsche.
Or a crappy 2017 Hyundai Accent. And a 20 pound bottle of Listerine.
RE: A note for Chang. - BigMark - 11-20-2022
(11-20-2022, 02:50 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:(11-19-2022, 06:24 PM)BigMark Wrote: And a Porsche.
Or a crappy 2017 Hyundai Accent. And a 20 pound bottle of Listerine.
The bartender asks, "What's the occasion?"
As he's downing the fifth shot, the guy replies, "First blowjob."
The bartender says, "Congratulations, let me give you one more on the house!"
The guy says, "No thanks, if five doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, one more won't help.
RE: A note for Chang. - MirahM - 11-20-2022
LOL
RE: A note for Chang. - Clang McFly - 11-20-2022
(11-20-2022, 12:50 PM)BigMark Wrote:(11-20-2022, 02:50 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:(11-19-2022, 06:24 PM)BigMark Wrote: And a Porsche.
Or a crappy 2017 Hyundai Accent. And a 20 pound bottle of Listerine.
The bartender asks, "What's the occasion?"
As he's downing the fifth shot, the guy replies, "First blowjob."
The bartender says, "Congratulations, let me give you one more on the house!"
The guy says, "No thanks, if five doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, one more won't help.
