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Late presents. - Piglet - 12-28-2022
For Chang, a rope with a noose thrown over a tree bough. Willimsburg is dahn sarf, there must be a pent up need for a hanging. The Duchess, locked into her flat with no escape, and Cambridge United FC videos played over and over for three days. Oh, and KFC deliveries every two hours. Im not a total bastard. Maybe an exercise bike for her birthday.
For Sally, me dressed in a speedo on a kingsize bed, i think wed hit it off. Wearing dark sunglasses like Blondies in atomic. For Rothchild a badge for membership of the secret society that rules the earth.
For Mirah, a headscarf like in the 50s and a shopping bag for Tesco. And for Mark, a book of Jolly Japes from the 50s. Like putting a bucket of water on the top of a door, so when its opened the person below gets wet.
Or a string across a doorway.
Im sure there is more Mark, you reveal nothing. Do you.? And for Aussie girl defeat in the Ashes, were coming for you Aussie dingbats. With what though i dont know.
RE: Late presents. - aussiefriend - 12-28-2022
You can have the Ashes. I hate the cricket. I'd rather watch US baseball, or hottie ptottie US football with them Kansas City Chiefs. How about dem Cheeefs???
RE: Late presents. - Duchess - 12-28-2022
(12-28-2022, 08:02 AM)Piglet Wrote: The Duchess, locked into her flat with no escape, and Cambridge United FC videos played over and over for three days. Oh, and KFC deliveries every two hours. Im not a total bastard. Maybe an exercise bike for her birthday.
Awww, you sweet little piggy. Did you say oopsie when you realized what you did? If not, think about it, it'll come to you.
RE: Late presents. - Duchess - 12-28-2022
(12-28-2022, 08:19 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I'd rather watch US baseball, or hottie ptottie US football with them Kansas City Chiefs. How about dem Cheeefs???
Merry Christmas, Aussie honey!
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RE: Late presents. - aussiefriend - 12-28-2022
Dat one! Check it out Duch!
RE: Late presents. - Duchess - 12-28-2022
I know you like Patrick. I can see why!
RE: Late presents. - Piglet - 12-29-2022
Nope, dont get it Duchess, was it to do with being locked into your flat or apartment? Have i broken a wokery rule? You seem pleased, was it the KFC deliveries every two hours?
RE: Late presents. - aussiefriend - 12-30-2022
(12-28-2022, 10:57 AM)Duchess Wrote:
Aussie Mahomes has a nice ring to it.