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The Viennese Philarmonic - Piglet - 01-01-2023
Has a concert on from an Austrian castle every new years day morning. Its like something from a fairy tale. I expect something similar is on in America, after all your art and culture is amazing.
There must the first season of Star Trek on with Capn Kirk, back to back. There will be ten minutes of Klingons, then eight minutes of adverts, enough time to get a pint of milk from the corner shop. Oh, a corner shop is two miles away. Your corporations via adverts must keep making a buck to fund super yachts etc.
Followed by a three hour montage of nation wide Mcdonalds, with car parks, set too Andy Williams. I used to love that show, his wife a murderess, and his head. Have you noticed? Andy Williams head is so big, it doesnt fit his body.
Then the King live. Elvis live performances, grinding away like a good un. I know hes dead, its film from the past, mind you i wonder if Elon Musk can get him to perform with whatever is left of his body.
With adverts for body reconstruction, and a Boris Karloff guide to re- animation. Id buy a ticket for that show. We have a Kings Christmas speech here, Id love to watch Biden give a xmas speech, he might fall asleep at the lecturn. Finally, Knight Rider, the show of all shows, David Hassdelhoff, biblical in its shakesperian pathos, intellectual, cutting and dramatic.
America stretches my intellect.
Like the Duchess and Chang. Yes, im bullying YOU. Chang, one day you will turn around, AND I WILL BE THERE. You will be able to tell from my accent, and i will have an appointment, paid, for you see a specialist who will re- arrange your groin area.
Your Welcome.
RE: The Viennese Philarmonic - Piglet - 01-01-2023
p.s, I WANT TWO STARS.
RE: The Viennese Philarmonic - cannongal - 01-01-2023
(01-01-2023, 08:39 AM)Piglet Wrote: p.s, I WANT TWO STARS.
It's good to want things in life. Keeps you hungry and striving for more.
RE: The Viennese Philarmonic - BigMark - 01-01-2023
Piglet was arrested after someone reported seeing him in a public restroom with a small boys penis in his hands, they released him after he sheepishly admitted it was his own.
RE: The Viennese Philarmonic - Clang McFly - 01-01-2023
(01-01-2023, 08:39 AM)Piglet Wrote: p.s, I WANT TWO STARS.
You'll get a whole cartoony circle of stars when I punch you in the face and/or groin.
RE: The Viennese Philarmonic - Duchess - 01-02-2023
(01-01-2023, 08:39 AM)Piglet Wrote: I WANT TWO STARS.
I WANT TWO GOATS.
RE: The Viennese Philarmonic - sally - 01-02-2023
(01-01-2023, 08:37 AM)Piglet Wrote: Finally, Knight Rider, the show of all shows
We stayed at this fancy golf resort once and the bedroom was next to the pool, at 3 in the morning the damn speakers went off playing the theme song to knight rider. And it kept playing over and over and over. I called the front desk and they said the maintenance man was gone and they didn't know how to shut it off. Unreal.
RE: The Viennese Philarmonic - Piglet - 01-03-2023
Wasnt there a plug? Did you get your money back?.
RE: The Viennese Philarmonic - BigMark - 01-03-2023
Should have sprayed some period blood on it.