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What is your pathetic story? - Printable Version

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- newbiecollector - 01-23-2009

Tell your story, how something happened to you or how you were done bad.

I'm posting this so you can Mock me. I broke (fractured) my left wrist today, helping to get a lady out of a wrecked car. She was ok but could not get out. We were trying to help and the friggin car rolled over just a little in the ditch, the door got pushed shut and my hand stopped it.

The police took me to the hospital, normal procedure here, the xrayed and plastered me up and then..........

The police wanted a "statement" from me. It pissed me off. I was wrong in what they wanted to know but in no mood for it.

A tip, don't piss off the police in Norway. Three hours later I was let go. They drove me home, and my car was home and said call if I had any problems.

I was a pathetic shit but hell I'm good at it I guess.

- Middle Finger - 01-23-2009

I'll let that story speak for itself ...

- newbiecollector - 01-23-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:I'll let that story speak for itself ...

Post of the day!!!

Good choice MF. Hide your dumb ass replies. ::aww::

- Middle Finger - 01-23-2009

I'm sorry about your wrist though. Hopefully it's not your main self-sex wrist, so your sex life doesn't take a big hit.

OK, I'll ask: what was such a big bad deal about the police asking for a statement?

- newbiecollector - 01-23-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:I'm sorry about your wrist though. Hopefully it's not your main self-sex wrist, so your sex life doesn't take a big hit.

OK, I'll ask: what was such a big bad deal about the police asking for a statement?

Not a real problem when I look back. I was just feed up with it all, ready to be home and 3 hours hanging around was too much.

For me anyway

So what pathetic shit have you done........skip the pillows stories.

- Middle Finger - 01-23-2009

newbiecollector Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:I'm sorry about your wrist though. Hopefully it's not your main self-sex wrist, so your sex life doesn't take a big hit.

OK, I'll ask: what was such a big bad deal about the police asking for a statement?

Not a real problem when I look back. I was just feed up with it all, ready to be home and 3 hours hanging around was too much.

For me anyway

So what pathetic shit have you done........skip the pillows stories.

Well, you took my best story away because it had to do with body pillows ::bigg:: but, here is another ... I wrote a mass-email to a bunch of people in my neighborhood once that I shouldn't have. I could make some excuses and justify a large part of it, but still, I was an asshole and if I could go back in time I would not do it.

- newbiecollector - 01-23-2009

Now there ya go MF. Remember, admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery.

- sally - 01-23-2009

I'm sorry about your wrist NC.

I gave a poisoned rat some water when I was a kid and the SOB bit me. I guess they don't use thesaying "dirty rat" for nothing.

- newbiecollector - 01-23-2009

sally Wrote:I'm sorry about your wrist NC.

I gave a poisoned rat some water when I was a kid and the SOB bit me. I guess they don't use thesaying "dirty rat" for nothing.

Bad one Sally.

Had you two been dating very long?

- Middle Finger - 01-23-2009

newbiecollector Wrote:
sally Wrote:I'm sorry about your wrist NC.

I gave a poisoned rat some water when I was a kid and the SOB bit me. I guess they don't use thesaying "dirty rat" for nothing.

Bad one Sally.

Had you two been dating very long?

She gauges things by how long a case of beer lasts, so if she says around "8" for example, don't assume months.

- Cynical Ninja - 01-23-2009

I can remember when I used to be a bearded autistic prick who spent his days polishing coins and dribbling.

Oh! hang on a second!, that's another one of newbietards pathetic stories!

- OnBendedKnee - 01-23-2009

In retrospect, I bet the driver of the Escalade never knew of the drama that was unfolding behind him.

- Middle Finger - 01-23-2009

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I can remember when I used to be a bearded autistic prick who spent his days polishing coins and dribbling.

::lmao:: Fuck you though, coins are way cooler than any hobby you might have. And no, breeding ass-hamsters or role-playing sissy Dungeon and Dragon elves is not cooler.

- sally - 01-23-2009

newbiecollector Wrote:
sally Wrote:I'm sorry about your wrist NC.

I gave a poisoned rat some water when I was a kid and the SOB bit me. I guess they don't use thesaying "dirty rat" for nothing.

Bad one Sally.

Had you two been dating very long?

Fine, you don't like that story, here's another one...

I once felt sorry for this geriatricfuck who fractured his wrist. I gave him my sympathy and the ungrateful bastard didn't even say thanks. His name was Newbie and he was senile oldprick from Norway.

- Middle Finger - 01-23-2009

Oh snap.

- OnBendedKnee - 01-23-2009

[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:

Quote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I can remember when I used to be a bearded autistic prick who spent his days polishing coins and dribbling.

::lmao:: Fuck you though, coins are way cooler than any hobby you might have. And no, breeding ass-hamsters or role-playing sissy Dungeon and Dragon elves is not cooler.

Oh, it's gets worse.

He also dresses the hamsters in little Dungeon and Dragon costumes. It's embarrassing for the hamsters but they figure a gig's a gig.

- Cynical Ninja - 01-23-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I can remember when I used to be a bearded autistic prick who spent his days polishing coins and dribbling.

::lmao:: Fuck you though, coins are way cooler than any hobby you might have. And no, breeding ass-hamsters or role-playing sissy Dungeon and Dragon elves is not cooler.

Stick as many coins up your hairy arse as you like greaseball, coin collecting, like stamp collecting or roleplaying is a nerdish activity.
Admit your nerdishness, let the healing begin.
You like Dungeons and dragons and comic books every bit as much as I do and you know it.

- Cynical Ninja - 01-23-2009

OnBendedKnee Wrote:[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:

Quote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I can remember when I used to be a bearded autistic prick who spent his days polishing coins and dribbling.

::lmao:: Fuck you though, coins are way cooler than any hobby you might have. And no, breeding ass-hamsters or role-playing sissy Dungeon and Dragon elves is not cooler.
Oh, it's gets worse.

He also dresses the hamsters in little Dungeon and Dragon costumes. It's embarrassing for the hamsters but they figure a gig's a gig.

A have a golden syrian called Gizmo who looks awesome dressed up as a level 10 paladin.

- OnBendedKnee - 01-23-2009

[user=32]Ordinary Peephole[/user] wrote:

Quote:
OnBendedKnee Wrote:[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:

Quote:
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I can remember when I used to be a bearded autistic prick who spent his days polishing coins and dribbling.

::lmao:: Fuck you though, coins are way cooler than any hobby you might have. And no, breeding ass-hamsters or role-playing sissy Dungeon and Dragon elves is not cooler.
Oh, it's gets worse.

He also dresses the hamsters in little Dungeon and Dragon costumes. It's embarrassing for the hamsters but they figure a gig's a gig.

A have a golden syrian called Gizmo who looks awesome dressed up as a level 10 paladin.

I'd comment, but there is no way I can out mock you mocking yourself.

- Middle Finger - 01-23-2009

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Stick as many coins up your hairy arse as you like greaseball, coin collecting, like stamp collecting or roleplaying is a nerdish activity.
Admit your nerdishness, let the healing begin.
You like Dungeons and dragons and comic books every bit as much as I do and you know it.

I submit that Wolverine and owning rare coins/bullion is far more manly than raising hamsters and dressing up as an elven thief, you green-toothed fag.

Let's compare ...

Wolverine

And coins ...

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TO

Breeding hamsters for your ass ...

And

you're group roleplaying bullshit:

::finger::