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The Brits show the way. - Piglet - 02-09-2023

Rishi Sunak has promised the Ukranians fighter jets, the first to do so.  As before, Boris Johnson was the first to send money, arms, then Sunak tanks to stop the Russian bear.

It dates back to the Skripals, and those Russian agents who  tried to poison them, and an english woman died.  You dont poopy in England and get away with it, its a case of when.     Then there is the passenger jet that was shot down.

Emnity between us and them goes back a lonnnnnng way.   Flicking the bird in their face is so satisfying.


RE: The Brits show the way. - Duchess - 02-09-2023

Flicking the bird is always satisfying.  

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RE: The Brits show the way. - BigMark - 02-09-2023

Going to London on the 15.


RE: The Brits show the way. - Duchess - 02-09-2023

Well aren't you the worldwide traveler these days. You better have some fish & chips for Sally.


RE: The Brits show the way. - BlueTiki - 02-09-2023

(02-09-2023, 08:00 AM)Piglet Wrote: Rishi Sunak has promised the Ukranians Bennie and the Jets, the first to do so.  

Fixed it for you.

Yeah . . . I read it in a magazine.


RE: The Brits show the way. - BigMark - 02-09-2023

I have to go out of Portugal for my visa.


RE: The Brits show the way. - rothschild - 02-09-2023

(02-09-2023, 08:00 AM)Piglet Wrote: Then there is the passenger jet that was shot down.

Shot down by Ukrainian F16's that were modified to fly at higher altitudes. Buk missiles don't cause entry and exit holes on the same side of a cockpit.

With any luck a Paki will plant an IED in your bum and we'll be rid of you -- in which case my estimation of Paki's would increase significantly.


RE: The Brits show the way. - Clang McFly - 02-09-2023

(02-09-2023, 03:08 PM)rothschild Wrote:
(02-09-2023, 08:00 AM)Piglet Wrote: Then there is the passenger jet that was shot down.

Shot down by Ukrainian F16's that were modified to fly at higher altitudes. Buk missiles don't cause entry and exit holes on the same side of a cockpit.

With any luck a Paki will plant an IED in your bum and we'll be rid of you -- in which case my estimation of Paki's would increase significantly.

hah


RE: The Brits show the way. - Piglet - 02-10-2023

Nonsense. I have you as a brazen faced villain Rothschild, spiteful, ignorant, a slanderer, insolent, detestable, pernicious, with horrid doctrines, corrupt, foul, artful, base, gross, absurd, impudent, a ranter, scurrilous, injurious, using base language.

In the days when the army fought hand to hand, persons like you were put on the front line to be done with, society would benefit, the army isnt daft, the Russians to it today with their convicts.

Are you a convict, ? you will say no, i say yes, your list of abominations needs several sheets of foolscap.

Apart from that you are a sound bloke. Oh, Tiki, i have a question, its about the male anatomy. Is it true that the male g spot is where it cant be reached, if there is one. I hope you wont take the hump as its geographical location will be a station that has regular trains from your perspective. Theres no other way of putting it.


RE: The Brits show the way. - BlueTiki - 02-10-2023

(02-10-2023, 08:30 AM)Piglet Wrote:  Oh, Tiki, i have a question, its about the male anatomy.    

Of course you do, my little Brown Dirt Cowboy!  

But we've already covered this topic.  Admittedly, not in great length, as was appropriate, due to your ***ahem* ** "masculine" stature and size.

I'm curious . . . did you put the kettle on and brew a nice pot of LGB - Tea . . . before you attempted your train station and Brokeback Mountain, Geordie gibberish?

Darling, my stalwart position is: "Not in the ass."  But, hey . . . it's your head AND your ass . . . keep putting it where you fancy!

Now, skip back to the "emotional room" . . . spin-up some Michael Jackson and fantasize about that "Smooth Criminal" rothschild!


RE: The Brits show the way. - Clang McFly - 02-10-2023

(02-10-2023, 11:47 AM)BlueTiki Wrote:
(02-10-2023, 08:30 AM)Piglet Wrote:  Oh, Tiki, i have a question, its about the male anatomy.    

Of course you do, my little Brown Dirt Cowboy!  

But we've already covered this topic.  Admittedly, not in great length, as was appropriate, due to your ***ahem* ** "masculine" stature and size.

I'm curious . . . did you put the kettle on and brew a nice pot of LGB - Tea . . . before you attempted your train station and Brokeback Mountain, Geordie gibberish?

Darling, my stalwart position is: "Not in the ass."  But, hey . . . it's your  head AND your ass . . . keep putting it where you fancy!

Now, skip back to the "emotional room" . . . spin-up some Michael Jackson and fantasize about that "Smooth Criminal" rothschild!

hah


RE: The Brits show the way. - Piglet - 02-11-2023

Peevish tiki, your not over me. If its any consolation that in real life im sure we would get on famously. My question was genuine curiosity.


RE: The Brits show the way. - rothschild - 02-11-2023

(02-10-2023, 11:47 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: Now, skip back to the "emotional room" . . . spin-up some Michael Jackson and fantasize about that "Smooth Criminal" rothschild!

Fred Astaire, if you don't mind. Jackson was a rank amateur with an unhealthy attraction to minors.


RE: The Brits show the way. - Clang McFly - 02-12-2023

(02-11-2023, 09:30 PM)rothschild Wrote:
(02-10-2023, 11:47 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: Now, skip back to the "emotional room" . . . spin-up some Michael Jackson and fantasize about that "Smooth Criminal" rothschild!

Fred Astaire, if you don't mind. Jackson was a rank amateur with an unhealthy attraction to minors.

Me thinks thee doth protest  too much.


RE: The Brits show the way. - BlueTiki - 02-14-2023

Rothschild . . . So it was asked . . . so it shall be given.

Here you go, Mr. Astaire (link):  Don't Believe Me . . Just Watch