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Matt Goss. - Piglet - 02-16-2023

This bloke was on tv today, amazingly he did ten years at Vegas.   Show business is over, when i was there  blokes painted blue were hanging from the ceiling.  Adele is there, shes good but not that good.

There is no music or talent anymore.  All the talent programmes here dont have anyone with talent, there are massive vacancies in show business.  Clang, start a band, you dont need to be able to sing, just wheel around a bit, make hand signals and pull your tongue out, you will get bookings.

Matt Goss, how painfully ordinary.


RE: Matt Goss. - Clang McFly - 02-16-2023

(02-16-2023, 08:29 AM)Piglet Wrote: This bloke was on tv today, amazingly he did ten years at Vegas.   Show business is over, when i was there  blokes painted blue were hanging from the ceiling.  Adele is there, shes good but not that good.

There is no music or talent anymore.  All the talent programmes here dont have anyone with talent, there are massive vacancies in show business.  Clang, start a band, you dont need to be able to sing, just wheel around a bit, make hand signals and pull your tongue out, you will get bookings.

Matt Goss, how painfully ordinary.
I'd rather get a drum sound machine and sit and fake play some drums.


RE: Matt Goss. - cannongal - 02-16-2023

You should take up playing spoons.    Weirdest thing I ever saw when I was bartending was 3 old guys sticking spoons in their mouth while randomly slapping their cheeks with another spoon.  It didn't even sound good, kinda sounded like old people porn where you cn hear the guys saggy balls hitting the womans flappy lips.


RE: Matt Goss. - Clang McFly - 02-16-2023

(02-16-2023, 10:48 AM)cannongal Wrote: You should take up playing spoons.    Weirdest thing I ever saw when I was bartending was 3 old guys sticking spoons in their mouth while randomly slapping their cheeks with another spoon.  It didn't even sound good, kinda sounded like old people porn where you cn hear the guys saggy balls hitting the womans flappy lips.

And then I find guys with a washboard and a moonshine jug and a banjo and we form a hillbilly rock band.


RE: Matt Goss. - BigMark - 02-16-2023

The Rythym and Moody Balls Band.


RE: Matt Goss. - MirahM - 02-16-2023

(02-16-2023, 11:19 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(02-16-2023, 10:48 AM)cannongal Wrote: You should take up playing spoons.    Weirdest thing I ever saw when I was bartending was 3 old guys sticking spoons in their mouth while randomly slapping their cheeks with another spoon.  It didn't even sound good, kinda sounded like old people porn where you cn hear the guys saggy balls hitting the womans flappy lips.

And then I find guys with a washboard and a moonshine jug and a banjo and we form a hillbilly rock band.

I got to play a string bass attached to a tub in a band like that once.
It was fun!


RE: Matt Goss. - Clang McFly - 02-16-2023

(02-16-2023, 11:26 AM)BigMark Wrote: The Rythym and Moody Balls Band.

hah

I like that. I would have named it Hee Haw-Haw or the Nelson Muntz Band.


RE: Matt Goss. - cannongal - 02-16-2023

(02-16-2023, 11:19 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(02-16-2023, 10:48 AM)cannongal Wrote: You should take up playing spoons.    Weirdest thing I ever saw when I was bartending was 3 old guys sticking spoons in their mouth while randomly slapping their cheeks with another spoon.  It didn't even sound good, kinda sounded like old people porn where you cn hear the guys saggy balls hitting the womans flappy lips.

And then I find guys with a washboard and a moonshine jug and a banjo and we form a hillbilly rock band.

Don't forget the saw guy.


RE: Matt Goss. - Clang McFly - 02-16-2023

(02-16-2023, 01:41 PM)cannongal Wrote:
(02-16-2023, 11:19 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(02-16-2023, 10:48 AM)cannongal Wrote: You should take up playing spoons.    Weirdest thing I ever saw when I was bartending was 3 old guys sticking spoons in their mouth while randomly slapping their cheeks with another spoon.  It didn't even sound good, kinda sounded like old people porn where you cn hear the guys saggy balls hitting the womans flappy lips.

And then I find guys with a washboard and a moonshine jug and a banjo and we form a hillbilly rock band.

Don't forget the saw guy.

Unfortunately he didn't make the cut.


RE: Matt Goss. - BigMark - 02-16-2023

The blind guy picked up his hammer and saw.