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- Sinister - 01-22-2009

Hello bitches.

You, as the virgin mocker with access only to the newbie toilet are required to give yourself a screen name. If you have been reading around the site and think you can poke at one of the senior members with a screen name digging at them, you are mistaken. Two have attempted this recently and I changed those screen names.

As a virgin bitch, you have not earned the right to shit on any full-fledged member here. So if you want to push the envelope and try this anyway, I will be changing your name to something you won't like, so for your own dignity, I'd suggest compliance.

Now join up.....if you have the sac.



- OnBendedKnee - 01-22-2009

I see below where someone signed up as, "sinistersbitch" Pretty damn weak and grammatically incorrect.


- The Antagonist - 01-22-2009

Hey, was the last one that 'disappeared' a spammer? I looked at the profile and it fit the spammer credentials in my eyes.

The one previously now showing again on the home page well.... this one is just plain [Image: an027%5b1%5d.gif][Image: an027%5b1%5d.gif]


- The Afterbirth - 01-22-2009

And post an intro thread...What's the point of signing up otherwise?


- Cynical Ninja - 01-22-2009

Yeah, you don't pay you don't play.

If you can give it but can't take it this is not the place for you.



- Sinister - 01-22-2009

OnBendedKnee Wrote:I see below where someone signed up as, "sinistersbitch" Pretty damn weak and grammatically incorrect.
I changed that one from SinistersDealer. Got a problem with that? Dial 1-800-WHO-GAFF.


- Sinister - 01-22-2009

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Yeah, you don't pay you don't play.

If you can give it but can't take it this is not the place for you.
My point!!! ::thumbs::


- Middle Finger - 01-22-2009

The Antagonist Wrote:Hey, was the last one that 'disappeared' a spammer? I looked at the profile and it fit the spammer credentials in my eyes.

The one previously now showing again on the home page well.... this one is just plain [Image: an027%5b1%5d.gif][Image: an027%5b1%5d.gif]

Yeah, I believed it was an automated spam registration, and deleted it eventually.



- Liquid - 01-22-2009

"OnBendedKnee" is clearly mocking MF's love to give men blowjobs. How was he let in??????


- Middle Finger - 01-22-2009

Liquid Wrote:"OnBendedKnee" is clearly mocking MF's love to give men blowjobs. How was he let in??????

I thought it was referring to how you get bent over on one knee and then spanked raw by your transvestite wife.

So, he was allowed to be.



- OnBendedKnee - 01-22-2009

[user=7]Sinister[/user] wrote:
Quote:
OnBendedKnee Wrote:I see below where someone signed up as, "sinistersbitch" Pretty damn weak and grammatically incorrect.
I changed that one from SinistersDealer.  Got a problem with that?  Dial 1-800-WHO-GAFF.

No, no problem with that. I think your name deserves capitalization though.

(And, shouldn't it be, "Sinister'sbitch" as there is only one of you?)


- Liquid - 01-22-2009

i thought it was referring to your love of sucking on midget cock



- Middle Finger - 01-22-2009

Quote:i thought it was referring to your love of sucking on midget cock

::bs:: Bullshit, I haven't dated a midget in years.



- OnBendedKnee - 01-22-2009

[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
Quote:
Quote:i thought it was referring to your love of sucking on midget cock

::bs:: Bullshit, I haven't dated a midget in years.
They prefer to be referred to as, 'vertically challenged'.


- Duchess - 01-22-2009

OnBendedKnee Wrote:No, no problem with that. I think your name deserves capitalization though.
I think it's great that you are so respectful of our Mistress but, seriously, you are the biggest suck up ever...and that's really saying something 'cuz Mock has seen many...Jesus Christ, pull yourself together, get a grip, it's nauseating to read you day after day & exceedingly unmanly to be such a friggin' brown noser.


- Cynical Ninja - 01-22-2009

Duchess Wrote:
OnBendedKnee Wrote:No, no problem with that. I think your name deserves capitalization though.
I think it's great that you are so respectful of our Mistress but, seriously, you are the biggest suck up ever...and that's really saying something 'cuz Mock has seen many...Jesus Christ, pull yourself together, get a grip, it's nauseating to read you day after day & exceedingly unmanly to be such a friggin' brown noser.

Being a cop he is probably used to barking orders and being an authority figure all day, he comes here to be used and abused like a frustrated businessman going to see a dominatrix to get spanked like a bitch.



- OnBendedKnee - 01-22-2009

Somehow I'm going to have to learn to live with your disapproval.


- Duchess - 01-22-2009

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Being a cop he is probably used to barking orders and being an authority figure all day, he comes here to be used and abused like a frustrated businessman going to see a dominatrix to get spanked like a bitch.
That explains everything when I look at it from that point of view...Carry on, Jesus Freak.


- Sinister - 01-22-2009

Duchess Wrote: I think it's great that you are so respectful of our Mistress but, seriously, you are the biggest suck up ever...and that's really saying something 'cuz Mock has seen many...Jesus Christ, pull yourself together, get a grip, it's nauseating to read you day after day & exceedingly unmanly to be such a friggin' brown noser.
This is one of the reasons why Dutch is one of about 4, possibly 5 women on the face of the planet that I can tolerate. ::thumbs::


- DPD Chick - 01-22-2009

Sinister Wrote:
Duchess Wrote: I think it's great that you are so respectful of our Mistress but, seriously, you are the biggest suck up ever...and that's really saying something 'cuz Mock has seen many...Jesus Christ, pull yourself together, get a grip, it's nauseating to read you day after day & exceedingly unmanly to be such a friggin' brown noser.
This is one of the reasons why Dutch is one of about 4, possibly 5 women on the face of the planet that I can tolerate. ::thumbs::
4 or 5, that many huh?