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- QueenBee - 01-21-2009
I know we usually don't do jokes here, but this one made me laugh, and I think it would offend most of the bible belt in 24.
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.
Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat
it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.
The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they
begged their dad for the clue.
Well, he said, 'It's what mommy calls me sometimes'.
The little girl screams to her brother
'Don't eat it!! It's an asshole!!!!!
- Cynical Ninja - 01-21-2009
We do jokes here QB, thats what the funny shit forum is for.
That one was not bad actually.
- SyberBitch - 01-21-2009
::lmao::
- QueenBee - 01-21-2009
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:We do jokes here QB, thats what the funny shit forum is for.What surprised me is that my extremely conservative brother sent it to me. If we did not look so much alike, I would swear we were not related. I am his polar opposite...and I remind him of it every chance I get.
That one was not bad actually.
