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RE: The Snooker World Championship - Clang McFly - 04-18-2023
(04-18-2023, 11:58 AM)BigMark Wrote: Yikes, Balls deep, Chang better get a chastity belt.
I'm looking into a restraining order.
RE: The Snooker World Championship - BlueTiki - 04-18-2023
(04-18-2023, 12:23 PM)BigMark Wrote: Doesn't it spiral for Changs extra pleasure?
Without length and girth, the only spiral to be experienced would be the downward spiral of Piggy's last vestige, of his perceived masculinity and virility.
RE: The Snooker World Championship - BigMark - 04-18-2023
I see tears for both parties, Changs cheeks would be full of hot man spackle.
RE: The Snooker World Championship - Duchess - 04-18-2023
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RE: The Snooker World Championship - rothschild - 04-18-2023
Love, is a burning thing
and it makes, a fiery ring
RE: The Snooker World Championship - BigMark - 04-18-2023
RE: The Snooker World Championship - Clang McFly - 04-18-2023
(04-18-2023, 02:42 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I'm with you. I'm ready to stop reading Piglet's posts and put a few more people on ignore......maybe even leave Mock for a few weeks, months....it's making very sick and uncomfortable reading the posts joking about being raped by Piglet. Given BigMark and rothschild's enthusiasm, I think they want to make it a foursome.
RE: The Snooker World Championship - BigMark - 04-18-2023
Your buttginity is safe around me, those other Two guys you would want to sleep on your back.
RE: The Snooker World Championship - Duchess - 04-18-2023
(04-18-2023, 05:18 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I'm with you. I'm ready to stop reading Piglet's posts and put a few more people on ignore......maybe even leave Mock for a few weeks, months....it's making very sick and uncomfortable reading the posts joking about being raped by Piglet. Given BigMark and rothschild's enthusiasm, I think they want to make it a foursome.
Do you feel sexually harassed, Clangy? I'll take care of those bitches. *flexes* You can count on me.
RE: The Snooker World Championship - BlueTiki - 04-18-2023
(04-18-2023, 05:43 PM)Duchess Wrote:(04-18-2023, 05:18 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I'm with you. I'm ready to stop reading Piglet's posts and put a few more people on ignore......maybe even leave Mock for a few weeks, months....it's making very sick and uncomfortable reading the posts joking about being raped by Piglet. Given BigMark and rothschild's enthusiasm, I think they want to make it a foursome.
Do you feel sexually harassed, Clangy? I'll take care of those bitches. *flexes* You can count on me.
You've got me, too!
Piggy is all shit-talk . . . no action. Seriously, what does he have going for him other than a partner with two holes in her head?
Maybe that isn't a negative. If he sticks his thumb in her mouth . . . he's got a bowling ball to play with!
RE: The Snooker World Championship - rothschild - 04-18-2023
(04-18-2023, 05:18 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I'm with you. I'm ready to stop reading Piglet's posts and put a few more people on ignore......maybe even leave Mock for a few weeks, months....it's making very sick and uncomfortable reading the posts joking about being raped by Piglet. Given BigMark and rothschild's enthusiasm, I think they want to make it a foursome.
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
RE: The Snooker World Championship - BlueTiki - 04-18-2023
Only if you suffer from borderline or anti-social personality disorders . . . like Piggy.
That's why he keeps coming back. Here, in Mock, is the only place he ever gets attention.
Clang, unlike Piggy, does not strive to be the center of attention.
Therefore, your statement (although spot-on for the extremely psychologically and emotionally damaged Piggy) as applied to Clang, is unmerited.
RE: The Snooker World Championship - Clang McFly - 04-18-2023
(04-18-2023, 05:43 PM)Duchess Wrote:(04-18-2023, 05:18 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I'm with you. I'm ready to stop reading Piglet's posts and put a few more people on ignore......maybe even leave Mock for a few weeks, months....it's making very sick and uncomfortable reading the posts joking about being raped by Piglet. Given BigMark and rothschild's enthusiasm, I think they want to make it a foursome.
Do you feel sexually harassed, Clangy? I'll take care of those bitches. *flexes* You can count on me.
Feeling a little harassed, but I guess I can stand to be the butt of a joke(literally!). It's probably long over due karma for being a lameass troll in my early forum days both here and even more so at TK.
RE: The Snooker World Championship - Clang McFly - 04-18-2023
(04-18-2023, 08:23 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: Only if you suffer from borderline or anti-social personality disorders . . . like Piggy.
That's why he keeps coming back. Here, in Mock, is the only place he ever gets attention.
Clang, unlike Piggy, does not strive to be the center of attention.
Therefore, your statement (although spot-on for the extremely psychologically and emotionally damaged Piggy) as applied to Clang, is unmerited.
I used to strive to be the center of attention though. This is my aforementioned long overdue karma comeuppance.
RE: The Snooker World Championship - BlueTiki - 04-18-2023
Past tense, Clang . . . then and now.
The Universal Cosmic Bank shows your Karma account with a credit balance.
Yeah, baby! Credit!
You owe nothing!
RE: The Snooker World Championship - BigMark - 04-19-2023
Chang was limp and lonely and needed a shove
Piglet slipped on his kiss and tumbled into love
Piglet spent his twenties between the sheets
While Chang limped along at sub-sonic speeds
He's Piglet. He's Piglet
He's in your head.
RE: The Snooker World Championship - Piglet - 04-19-2023
This is for you chang
Even now
I have savoured the hot taste of life
Lifting green cups and gold at the great feast
Just for a small and a forgotten time
I have had full in my eyes from off my chang
The whitest pouring of eternal light.
When i can, ill come over and we will get hitched.
I will be your first and only love. Can you ream it out a bit before i get there, a perspirant bottle will do the job.
RE: The Snooker World Championship - Clang McFly - 04-19-2023
(04-19-2023, 08:57 AM)Piglet Wrote: This is for you chang
Even now
I have savoured the hot taste of life
Lifting green cups and gold at the great feast
Just for a small and a forgotten time
I have had full in my eyes from off my chang
The whitest pouring of eternal light.
When i can, ill come over and we will get hitched.
I will be your first and only love. Can you ream it out a bit before i get there, a perspirant bottle will do the job.
RE: The Snooker World Championship - rothschild - 04-19-2023
RE: The Snooker World Championship - Clang McFly - 04-19-2023
(04-18-2023, 04:44 PM)rothschild Wrote: Love, is a burning thing
and it makes, a fiery ring
I fell into a burning ring of fire. I'm home from work today. Added a bit too much Jamaican Reaper hot sauce to my sausage hash dinner last night. I thought I was in the clear until my stomach started rumbling around 4:30am. I think it finally stopped. Im going to try and grab lunch in a few minutes.