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Youve got it bad Tiki. - Piglet - 04-26-2023
Me. Ha. Deep down you fantasise about you and me, a warm evening, champagne, sweet words, a light warm breeze, a moon, and a gentle kiss.
RE: Youve got it bad Tiki. - MirahM - 04-26-2023
With me. Yes. You will be buried 10 ft under the table while we enjoy our meal.
Get a life.
RE: Youve got it bad Tiki. - Duchess - 04-26-2023
(04-26-2023, 07:46 AM)MirahM Wrote: With me. Yes. You will be buried 10 ft under the table while we enjoy our meal.
RE: Youve got it bad Tiki. - BlueTiki - 04-26-2023
Mirah, what an absolutely thoughtful and charming idea!
An opportunity to dine with you would be both an honor and an extreme pleasure.
Thank you for such a consideration. It was very sweet and appreciated.
RE: Youve got it bad Tiki. - Piglet - 04-27-2023
She meant me really. Its a date Mirah, ill pay, i want none of your perky independence rearing up and getting shirty crap.
RE: Youve got it bad Tiki. - BlueTiki - 04-27-2023
(04-27-2023, 08:25 AM)Piglet Wrote: She meant me really. Its a date Mirah, ill pay, i want none of your perky independence rearing up and getting shirty crap.
Ooooo! "Shirty" crap! Another Freudian slip!
Still ill-tempered . . . huh, Piggles?
And "perky" best describes Mirah's magnificent alabaster orbs . . . not her fiercely independent self.
RE: Youve got it bad Tiki. - rothschild - 04-27-2023
How perky are your alabaster orbs, Tiki?
Asking for a friend.
RE: Youve got it bad Tiki. - BigMark - 04-27-2023
I lost lovechilds, what thread is that in?
RE: Youve got it bad Tiki. - Duchess - 04-27-2023
(04-27-2023, 12:41 PM)BigMark Wrote: I lost lovechilds, what thread is that in?
https://mockforums.net/thread-7002-page-65.html
RE: Youve got it bad Tiki. - BlueTiki - 04-27-2023
(04-27-2023, 12:31 PM)rothschild Wrote: How perky are your alabaster orbs, Tiki?
Asking for a friend.
Cinnamon . . . cinnamon orbs . . . with minimal, negative, age-related gravitational impact.
Think Selma Hayek (probably at age 14) . . . but with a full "C" cup.
(Yeah . . . I wish I could brag about having a Selma Hayek pair!
)
RE: Youve got it bad Tiki. - MirahM - 04-27-2023
(04-26-2023, 10:43 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: Mirah, what an absolutely thoughtful and charming idea!
An opportunity to dine with you would be both an honor and an extreme pleasure.
Thank you for such a consideration. It was very sweet and appreciated.
I don't know how else to respond because I get tongue tied!
RE: Youve got it bad Tiki. - MirahM - 04-27-2023
(04-27-2023, 08:25 AM)Piglet Wrote: She meant me really. Its a date Mirah, ill pay, i want none of your perky independence rearing up and getting shirty crap.
I have no problem letting others pay. And I have no problem paying. Both are fine. Perky independence. LOL.
RE: Youve got it bad Tiki. - Piglet - 07-10-2023
Plug pulled, laptop dead.
RE: Youve got it bad Tiki. - Clang McFly - 07-10-2023
(07-10-2023, 07:20 AM)Piglet Wrote: Plug pulled, laptop dead.
Pork pulled, bacon fried, Piglet dead.