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Piglet's assets - sally - 04-28-2023
What do you think he's worth?
RE: Piglet's assets - rothschild - 04-29-2023
A used condom.
RE: Piglet's assets - Clang McFly - 04-29-2023
(04-29-2023, 02:21 AM)rothschild Wrote: A used condom.
With holes. You just know he's going to be responsible for some woman's unwanted baby.
RE: Piglet's assets - BlueTiki - 04-29-2023
Piggles longs for a high-on-the-hog, lifestyle.
I'm betting . . . there's nothing in the piggy-bank . . . and he's in hock.
Probably why he and his fairy tales are a boar.
Gotta go . . . and get back to bacon the cornbread.
RE: Piglet's assets - rothschild - 04-29-2023
(04-29-2023, 02:04 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: Piggles longs for a high-on-the-hog, lifestyle.
I'm betting . . . there's nothing in the piggy-bank . . . and he's in hock.
Probably why he and his fairy tales are a boar.
Gotta go . . . and get back to bacon the cornbread.
You have outdone yourself.
RE: Piglet's assets - Piglet - 04-30-2023
More than any of you can afford, in all ways.
RE: Piglet's assets - pyropappy - 04-30-2023
(04-28-2023, 11:52 PM)sally Wrote: What do you think he's worth?
Comic relief?
Target practice for an IRA sniper?
An example of the British stiff upper lip?
An example of what to avoid becoming?
A shiny new farthing?
A healthy shit?
A not-so-healthy shit?
Not a damn thing?
A whole lot less than his fertile imagination believes?
All of the above?
RE: Piglet's assets - Clang McFly - 04-30-2023
(04-30-2023, 06:23 AM)Piglet Wrote: More than any of you can afford, in all ways.
I can afford a piece of gum stuck to a $2 whore's shoe.
RE: Piglet's assets - BigMark - 04-30-2023
cum stuck to a $2 whore's shoe was my stage name!
RE: Piglet's assets - Clang McFly - 04-30-2023
(04-30-2023, 01:59 PM)BigMark Wrote: cum stuck to a $2 whore's shoe was my stage name!
RE: Piglet's assets - rothschild - 04-30-2023
A two-penny screw made in china.