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Going for Moksha... - Piglet - 05-05-2023
Are you tiki?, youll have to bathe in the Ganges first, and give a knee to King Bhagirath, then your sins will not find you. When you go under, watch out for the mosquitos, cattle dung in the water, and all sorts of creepy crawlies. There might be a vulture waiting to see if you expire. Many Injuns do. If you swallow any water see a doctor. Being a yank wont mean youve left that bullshit behind.
There will be a lot of konk haired blood sucking punks after your purse, eating bugs picked up off the ground, almost naked, begging, praying for mercy, mercy, that as an American you cannot give, as you deny it to your own.
As you sit upon a dughill, there wont be anything thing else to sit on, vermin will plague your feet, sniffing possibilities, they will redouble their courage to gnaw your feet.
This is India the land of the feeble minded, where digging up your fathers bones is recommended, to cook slowly for soup, and to honour him is to butt fuck a coolie, but you cant, but in its place, submit to a donkey.
Moksha, atone tiki, your sins are plentiful, overwhelming, deep. The Ganges is your salvation, and blowing King Bhagirath, noticing he has a blistered crotch, is like more jam in a scone.
I wi;ll pray for you.
RE: Going for Moksha... - Carsman - 05-05-2023
Pigs, Astounded!
RE: Going for Moksha... - Clang McFly - 05-06-2023
(05-05-2023, 09:58 PM)Carsman Wrote: Pigs, Astounded!
Pigs, Pigshit and blather.
RE: Going for Moksha... - Piglet - 05-06-2023
Come on then Tiki, what you got......
RE: Going for Moksha... - Piglet - 05-07-2023
Knock out, arms in the air. After all it was Ali, v a coolie.