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The Ashes Series - Piglet - 06-16-2023
Started today, listening to it on the radio, oh, you dont know what that is, its England v Australia in cricket. Were going to stick a digeredoo up where the sun doesnt shine.
RE: The Ashes Series - Duchess - 06-16-2023
Oooohhhhh cricket.
RE: The Ashes Series - Clang McFly - 06-16-2023
(06-16-2023, 06:40 AM)Duchess Wrote: Oooohhhhh cricket.
More like......*crickets*
RE: The Ashes Series - Duchess - 06-16-2023
I don't even know wtf cricket is besides being an insect.
If I get interested enough I'll google it.
RE: The Ashes Series - Clang McFly - 06-16-2023
(06-16-2023, 07:37 AM)Duchess Wrote: I don't even know wtf cricket is besides being an insect.
If I get interested enough I'll google it.
It's gay baseball. They whack each other with paddles.
RE: The Ashes Series - sally - 06-16-2023
Baseball is boring as hell, I think a bunch of gay, berries and cream lads playing it would make it more interesting.
RE: The Ashes Series - BigMark - 06-16-2023
Knocking the balls off their chins with an uncircumcised bat.
RE: The Ashes Series - Clang McFly - 06-16-2023
(06-16-2023, 11:10 AM)sally Wrote: Baseball is boring as hell, I think a bunch of gay, berries and cream lads playing it would make it more interesting.
RE: The Ashes Series - Piglet - 06-17-2023
Its a five day game, way beyond the average americans ability to concentrate. And baseball is not boring. Cricket like snooker its immersive, its full of tactics as well as batting and bowling talent.
I played at school and got a trial for Cambridge City schoolboys, sadly not to be. It starts at 11 and lasts till six for five days.
RE: The Ashes Series - Duchess - 06-17-2023
I'm not playing any game that last for 5 days. Good Lord.
RE: The Ashes Series - Piglet - 06-22-2023
0-1, England threw it away.
RE: The Ashes Series - Clang McFly - 06-22-2023
(06-22-2023, 05:55 AM)Piglet Wrote: 0-1, England threw it away.
England, every other country's bitch.
RE: The Ashes Series - Piglet - 06-26-2023
Getting the dead wood out, new players in. Bairstow and Ali have to go. Chang we used to be europes bitch, not any more, you in America are the democrats bitch.
RE: The Ashes Series - Clang McFly - 06-26-2023
(06-26-2023, 06:58 AM)Piglet Wrote: Getting the dead wood out, new players in. Bairstow and Ali have to go. Chang we used to be europes bitch, not any more, you in America are the democrats bitch.
America is the Republican's bitch. The Democrats are trying to save our democracy.
RE: The Ashes Series - Piglet - 06-30-2023
Chang, mesenteric venous thrombosis is coming.
RE: The Ashes Series - Clang McFly - 06-30-2023
(06-30-2023, 07:10 AM)Piglet Wrote: Chang, mesenteric venous thrombosis is coming.
If that is feet and leg cramps, it is already here. I still had fun dancing up a storm at the Skeeter Creek concert last night though.
RE: The Ashes Series - Piglet - 07-01-2023
Your over 50, old age is coming, ...Dad.
RE: The Ashes Series - Clang McFly - 07-02-2023
(07-01-2023, 07:06 AM)Piglet Wrote: Your over 50, old age is coming, ...Dad.
Get off my fucking lawn, whippersnapper!
RE: The Ashes Series - crash - 07-03-2023
(06-16-2023, 06:12 AM)Piglet Wrote: We’re going to stick a digeredoo up where the sun doesnt shine.
How’s that working out for you?
RE: The Ashes Series - Duchess - 07-03-2023
Crash! There you are. I thought I was going to have to go looking for you.