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- Maggot - 01-17-2009
I hope her fiery fingers of lavastroke my hunger. And lavish her silken tounge of blue cheese dressing upon my lips of burning desire.
- SyberBitch - 01-17-2009
Maggot Wrote:I hope her fiery fingers of lavastroke my hunger. And lavish her silken tounge of blue cheese dressing upon my lips of burning desire.Last time I visited that particular goddess, she had her revenge upon me the next day.
Tabasco is much better going DOWN than coming UP. *shudder*
- sally - 01-17-2009
My uncle was the guy who invented dipping the wings in blue cheese. He came here and opened a restaurant and dissapeared 2 days later after two guys came to our house looking for him. That was 28 years ago and we havent heard from him since ::dunno::. I do have the original buffalo wing recipe though lol.
- Momster - 01-17-2009
sally Wrote:My uncle was the guy who invented dipping the wings in blue cheese. He came here and opended a restaurant and dissapeared 2 days later after two guys came to our house looking for him. That was 28 years ago and we havent heard from him since ::dunno::. I do have the original buffalo wing recipe though lol.You need to work on your lies Sally. This one is seriously lacking in attention to detail.
- sally - 01-17-2009
Momster Wrote:It's not a lie damn it! My uncle was killed by the mafia after he stole a bunch of money and the buffalo wing recipe lol.sally Wrote:My uncle was the guy who invented dipping the wings in blue cheese. He came here and opended a restaurant and dissapeared 2 days later after two guys came to our house looking for him. That was 28 years ago and we havent heard from him since ::dunno::. I do have the original buffalo wing recipe though lol.You need to work on your lies Sally. This one is seriously lacking in attention to detail.
- The Antagonist - 01-17-2009
Yeah, right.
What'd they do? Leave a note saying, "Hi we're the mafia and we took your uncle to kill him for buffalo wings. Besides, he's a stinking hillbilly so we're gonna off him anyways. Don't bother looking for us because,"there is no mafia"."
- SyberBitch - 01-17-2009
sally Wrote:My uncle was the guy who invented dipping the wings in blue cheese. He came here and opened a restaurant and dissapeared 2 days later after two guys came to our house looking for him. That was 28 years ago and we havent heard from him since ::dunno::. I do have the original buffalo wing recipe though lol.Dropping your food in your salad because you're too drunk to sit up straight doesn't constitute 'inventing'.
Did they check all the bridges in the area? He probably drove off one of them after finishing off the kitchen's cooking wine for the night. The two guys who showed up probably were going to ask for a refund after getting food poisoning the previous night.
::LOL::
- sally - 01-17-2009
Believe it or not assholes, I don't care. I make the best buffalo wings and you will never have the pleasure of tasting them. I hope you get food poisoned at Hooters, shit your pants, and puke all over yourself.
- Momster - 01-17-2009
That's it, fight for that lie!! Do your thang gurlfrend *eye roll*
- Duchess - 01-17-2009
Jimmy Hoffa is buried in the infield of our training track.
- SyberBitch - 01-17-2009
I apparently invented 'buffalo shrimp' the morning after eating that last batch.
It all gets mixed together down there, ya know.
- SyberBitch - 01-17-2009
sally Wrote:Believe it or not assholes, I don't care. I make the best buffalo wings and you will never have the pleasure of tasting them. I hope you get food poisoned at Hooters, shit your pants, and puke all over yourself.I tried to go into Hooters once. The bastards kept trying to get me to fill out an application.
- DPD Chick - 01-17-2009
never been to a hooters, but now I'm hungry for buffalo wild wings
- Momster - 01-17-2009
We went to Bommerjacks today for lunch. I had catfish though. meh.
- Sinister - 01-17-2009
You fuckers talking about food now has me hungry!! ::wait::
Wait....
Hang on......
Nope, I've just got the stoned munchies. ::pots::
- DPD Chick - 01-17-2009
will hot wings cure that?
- SyberBitch - 01-17-2009
DPD Chick Wrote:will hot wings cure that?Ben & Jerrys..... mmmmm
- ramseycat - 01-17-2009
I went to the restaurant in Buffalo The Anchor Bar, where Buffalo Wings originated. I suppose Sally's father owned that restaurant.
- Maggot - 01-17-2009
Sinister Wrote:You fuckers talking about food now has me hungry!! ::wait::Bitch!
Wait....
Hang on......
Nope, I've just got the stoned munchies. ::pots::