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HAVE YOU SEEN IT? - Duchess - 09-18-2023
A $100 million dollar stealth fighter jet is missing after the pilot safely bailed out. Is it in your backyard?
How the hell does a jet go missing?
RE: HAVE YOU SEEN IT? - BigMark - 09-18-2023
The stealth technology works? (shrugs).
RE: HAVE YOU SEEN IT? - BlueTiki - 09-18-2023
Is the military banned from using Apple Air Tags?
I dunno . . . just the name seems to be a perfect use and application for this product.
Could be radar wasn't set to the proper "diversity and inclusion" settings . . . for such a unique aircraft.
RE: HAVE YOU SEEN IT? - Duchess - 09-18-2023
I can't help but wonder why a 100 million dollar jet doesn't have some kind of GPS that can be tracked. That's just a thought, because really, WTF do I know.
RE: HAVE YOU SEEN IT? - BlueTiki - 09-18-2023
I dunno.
If it sends any signal, it kinda defeats being stealth . . . as, therefore, it can be tracked by anyone.
Seems like a perfect exercise for AI. Crunch the "numbers" of altitude, speed, direction and environmental factors (to name a few) and reconstruct possible crash site locations.
Unless the math is racist . . . and AI hasn't been coded with proper sensitivity programming.
* * Queue Thomas Dolby's - One of Our Submarines is Missing * *
RE: HAVE YOU SEEN IT? - MirahM - 09-18-2023
I haven't seen it.
But I did see a long line of starlink satellites the other night.
RE: HAVE YOU SEEN IT? - Duchess - 09-18-2023
(09-18-2023, 10:09 AM)MirahM Wrote: But I did see a long line of starlink satellites the other night.
That is being talked about around here too!
RE: HAVE YOU SEEN IT? - Duchess - 09-18-2023
Where's that goddamn jet!
RE: HAVE YOU SEEN IT? - BlueTiki - 09-18-2023
(09-18-2023, 01:28 PM)Duchess Wrote: Where's that goddamn jet!
Sweet dreams and flying machines in pieces on the ground. - James Taylor
RE: HAVE YOU SEEN IT? - Clang McFly - 09-18-2023
(09-18-2023, 01:28 PM)Duchess Wrote: Where's that goddamn jet!
Dancing in the street.
RE: HAVE YOU SEEN IT? - Duchess - 09-19-2023
It took them 24 hours to find that jet.
I have questions.
It bothers me a lot that a pilot ejected and the jet flew on, just continued flying into the wild blue yonder. Luckily it didn't crash into a community for fucks sake.
RE: HAVE YOU SEEN IT? - BigMark - 09-19-2023
stuff happens, puff puff pass...
RE: HAVE YOU SEEN IT? - Duchess - 09-19-2023
(09-19-2023, 02:33 PM)BigMark Wrote: puff puff pass...
Poser!
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RE: HAVE YOU SEEN IT? - BigMark - 09-19-2023
i smoke infrequently, like it though.
RE: HAVE YOU SEEN IT? - Duchess - 09-19-2023
I'm so surprised! I've never viewed you as someone who would puff a little weed.
RE: HAVE YOU SEEN IT? - BigMark - 09-19-2023
we smoked in elementary school at the backstop, smoked for 30 years. wake and bake...
RE: HAVE YOU SEEN IT? - BlueTiki - 09-19-2023
(09-19-2023, 01:36 PM)Duchess Wrote: I have questions.
It bothers me a lot that a pilot ejected and the jet flew on, just continued flying into the wild blue yonder.
Allegedly . . . allegedly . . . AI is also capable of flying this jet . . . without a human in the cockpit.
It is unlikely the military or manufacturer would reveal this fact.
Who knows? Maybe it was AI that malfunctioned and ejected the pilot.
My guess: The official cause will be "pilot error".
If not, Lockheed Martin is on the hook and our new Gen 5 jets will be out of service.
RE: HAVE YOU SEEN IT? - rothschild - 09-19-2023
I hope it's still under warranty.
RE: HAVE YOU SEEN IT? - BlueTiki - 09-20-2023
(09-19-2023, 09:28 PM)rothschild Wrote: I hope it's still under warranty.
Lockheed Martin . . . putting the "war" in warranty.
RE: HAVE YOU SEEN IT? - rothschild - 09-20-2023
(09-20-2023, 10:58 AM)BlueTiki Wrote:(09-19-2023, 09:28 PM)rothschild Wrote: I hope it's still under warranty.
Lockheed Martin . . . putting the "war" in warranty.
Here's a fairly short essay written by Major General Smedley Butler, the most highly decorated marine at the time of his passing, and two-time recipient of the Congressional Medal of Honor.
https://www.ratical.org/ratville/CAH/warisaracket.html