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- Middle Finger - 01-12-2009
Got any good mother jokes? One-liner mother jokes?
- QueenBee - 01-12-2009
Hey Frank---
Your mother's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Your mother's so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Your mother's so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
- newbiecollector - 01-12-2009
QueenBee Wrote:Hey Frank---
Your mother's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Your mother's so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Your mother's so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
FFS QB...........
Surely you can do better than that.
- Middle Finger - 01-12-2009
QueenBee Wrote:[color="red"][/color]Your mother's so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
- QueenBee - 01-12-2009
newbiecollector Wrote:FFS QB...........
Surely you can do better than that.
Newbie:
Your mother's so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Your mother's so ugly she made an onion cry.
- newbiecollector - 01-12-2009
Was a better try QB..........
Sorry I don't do Mother jokes..........I just don't
- sally - 01-12-2009
Your mother is like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet.
- Cynical Ninja - 01-12-2009
Your mother is so ugly when she was born her incubator had tinted windows.
Your mother is so fat her high school year book picture was an aerial shot.
- sally - 01-12-2009
Your mother is so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.
- ramseycat - 01-12-2009
hahahaa those were all pretty funny.
- sally - 01-12-2009
Your mother sucks cocks in hell ::lmao::
- Middle Finger - 01-12-2009
sally Wrote:Your mother sucks cocks in hell ::lmao::
::laugh::