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NFL 2024 - Duchess - 02-28-2024
It begins...
The scouting combine starts tomorrow, 02/29. I don't normally follow that, but some of you reading may.
The players association released team report cards. The Redskins were ranked the worst team overall by their own players on 11 categories related to working conditions. Holy moly. Andy Reid, the Super Bowl champion's head coach got an A+ from the players while the owner, Clark Hunt, got an F in willingness to invest in team facilities. An F! Cough up some money, you cheap fuck. Gawd.
RE: NFL 2024 - Duchess - 03-05-2024
Kelce retired yesterday. I'm happy for him. I swear I am.
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RE: NFL 2024 - Duchess - 03-15-2024
My team got Saquon Barkley from those filthy NewYorkGiants and Giants fans are losing their minds. Ahahahahahaha.
It is so, SO weird having the enemy on the team. Go Birds!
RE: NFL 2024 - Duchess - 03-26-2024
I just found out that my season opener is going to be played in fuckin' Brazil and the only place to watch it will be on the Peacock network. WTF! Fuck you, Roger.
RE: NFL 2024 - Duchess - 04-09-2024
I resent that I don't have anyone to talk football with in here.
RE: NFL 2024 - Clang McFly - 04-09-2024
(04-09-2024, 08:43 AM)Duchess Wrote: I resent that I don't have anyone to talk football with in here.
Sorry. I root for the Patriots but I rarely watch the games and barely know the players. I hear the Patriots owner is going to sell the team if you want to talk about that.
RE: NFL 2024 - Duchess - 04-09-2024
(04-09-2024, 10:21 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: I hear the Patriots owner is going to sell the team if you want to talk about that.
Woooo. I hadn't heard that! That old guy always seemed like he really enjoyed his ownership and all it entailed.
He's the guy that got a hummer in a massage parlor, isn't he?
No apology necessary, Clangy.
RE: NFL 2024 - Clang McFly - 04-09-2024
(04-09-2024, 11:06 AM)Duchess Wrote:(04-09-2024, 10:21 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: I hear the Patriots owner is going to sell the team if you want to talk about that.
Woooo. I hadn't heard that! That old guy always seemed like he really enjoyed his ownership and all it entailed.
He's the guy that got a hummer in a massage parlor, isn't he?
No apology necessary, Clangy.
I think so. His name I think was something Rogers.
RE: NFL 2024 - Duchess - 05-13-2024
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RE: NFL 2024 - aussiefriend - 05-15-2024
Hasn't the wife of the quarterback become really weird? Like high profile, showing off her body, look at me. Yes, we know, you are married and vulgar rich. Blonde of course, yawn. Not really original.
RE: NFL 2024 - Duchess - 05-15-2024
She's not very well liked and people don't much care for his pushy brother either.
RE: NFL 2024 - Duchess - 05-19-2024
Only 16 Sundays to go.
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RE: NFL 2024 - Duchess - 07-19-2024
Teams are arriving for training camp, boys! Yay!
My team acquired Saquon Barkley after the FilthyNewYorkGiants wouldn't pay him his worth. I watched the Giants owner say he wouldn't be able to sleep if Saquon went to Philadelphia. Ahahahaha. That makes me want to laugh like the devil. Go Birds!
RE: NFL 2024 - Duchess - 08-01-2024
Football every weekend until February starting today! Oh happy day!
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RE: NFL 2024 - Duchess - 08-09-2024
I have a pre-season game tonight. We are down I-95 at the Ravens.
PleaseDon'tGetHurtPleaseDon'tGetHurt.
RE: NFL 2024 - Clang McFly - 08-09-2024
I don't know if I should watch football this year. Patriots have a new coach so we will probably still suck for a few more years.
RE: NFL 2024 - aussiefriend - 08-10-2024
Mahomes wife really stupid the way she carries on. These footballers wives are ridiculous.
RE: NFL 2024 - Duchess - 08-10-2024
You ain't kiddin'. She's pregnant again too. Have you seen Patrick's brother? He's a trip and not in a good way.
RE: NFL 2024 - aussiefriend - 08-17-2024
(08-10-2024, 11:42 AM)Duchess Wrote: You ain't kiddin'. She's pregnant again too. Have you seen Patrick's brother? He's a trip and not in a good way.
Ewww no, what's wrong with him? Drugs? What? You see, they would be like gods locally, be like.....I'm Patrick Mahomes brother/wife/manager/mistress whatevs. That type of glorifying money, success, fame is shallow and toxic. Look at Mahomes' wife, she is annoyingly a big show off. Now she is knocked up again to secure her position in the Mahomes dynasty. So that if there is any chance where he looks to wander or be tempted, he is locked in. So dysfunctional and completely the opposite of what love is all about. I hate it.
RE: NFL 2024 - Duchess - 08-18-2024
They've been together since they were kids in high school. I've seen it said that she is snotty. I don't know if that's true or sour grapes.